DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[I Know 孤独のせい]

This is an older example but DSP still has the exact same wrong opinions about input display. He thinks the games just make shit up regarding user inputs online because he's stupid. He's said this multiple times since SF6 released, especially regarding rollback netcode which, depending on the situation is either dropping inputs or creating phantom inputs which in either case is not how it works in the slightest. There is nothing you can do to prove DSP wrong because DSP is always right. Even if he has to invent entirely new realities, he will always win and you will always be a stupid toxic troll more ron, get it?

Well to be fair, the lenient input reader plus the longer input buffer and not using macros for parry and DI can certainly impact your game. DSP is nonetheless an idiot who makes bullshit up as he goes.

 

[Synechdoche]

Don’t let him fool you into thinking $90 is bad. Remember when his stream goals were only $50 per stream?

To be fair the 50$ were, when he was only counting tips.
But yeah, he still makes way too much money, compared to what he provides. But I've also stopped long ago to get upset about that. It's just a law of the universe. Dents keep denting.

There are so many to choose from. I can't remember the name off the top of my head, but I think my favorite example is when Phil was playing a Kirby game and unironically compared it to Dark Souls.

I still have that game on my shopping list, because I saw him rage at it. I thought, "hey, that game looks fun."
From what I understand, not having played it, he got all the op items and skills and still couldn't beat the boss in the end? I only saw him rage, didn't watch more of the playthrough.

One of my favorites was him playing elden ring for the first few streams. He tried to look really unfazed at first, as if he enjoyed getting his ass beaten. "That's how these games are, don't you know? Are you a pussy?"
And then he got to this cave with a crucible knight and that thing bodied him over 50 times. He tarded out for 10 minutes or so and from then on he was raging constantly.

He needed a guide for Fallout 4 of all games.... One of the most linear Fallout title, where the only difficulty is the early game combat cause you struggle for ammos.

I can get requiring a guide for an obscure japanese only rpg or a game with so many endings you need to follow an exact path... But an openworld ?

WWE Champions is really rotting his brain with his 98% victory rate.

One of the first clips I ever saw of dsp, was years ago (I want to say 2014/2015), when he was playing half life (I belive it was half life), where he tried to jump on a barrel repeatedly, cause he didn't know where to go.

WWE Champions isn't that powerful. He's always been a tard.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil's not 100% wrong about his video game complaints, but because he claims that only he loses due to these issues (since obviously they'd affect every player, not just him) he just sounds like a hyperfocused moron.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

4th place once isn't exactly something to brag about.

Well that's because it's not what Phil bragged about. Instead of saying he came in 4th place that year, because the top 3 were all from Japan, he called himself "The #1 North American player for SF2ST".

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

One of the first clips I ever saw of dsp, was years ago (I want to say 2014/2015), when he was playing half life (I belive it was half life), where he tried to jump on a barrel repeatedly, cause he didn't know where to go.

It was black mesa and he had to crouch jump (a classic half life mechanic) on some pipes... except he forgot how to despite the game telling him at the start during a tutorial segment. Of course after that he blames the game for not teaching him.

The best thing of that playthrough that is often missed is how much he LARP about having played the first half life, that's something he always does with remakes or retro games.

The most well known example is when he played Suikoden said it was his favourite game and yet he can't name any characters.

 

[Synechdoche]

It was black mesa and he had to crouch jump (a classic half life mechanic) on some pipes... except he forgot how to despite the game telling him at the start during a tutorial segment. Of course after that he blames the game for not teaching him.

sounds about right. Crouch jump rings a bell.

you get interesting results, when you google "half life dsp"

GoldSrc and Source games, DSP, or Digital Signal Processor, refers to the audio effects such as echoes, reverberation. and such that can be applied to currently-playing sounds....

 

[Iron Hamster]

Todays Phail in Photo:

 

[MayTheBurstbeWithYou]

Kinda odd he specifically omitted "Khat or "Muh Wife" or "Muh Family" from any of his ranting, it was I need to protect "myself" and "everyone around me". Said if people knew what happened, "harassment would undoubtedly follow on all fronts" meaning multiple parties. Like if it was a divorce, he'd be afraid someone would try to pry information out of Kat or something. Saying it "Snuck up on me" and it was "One of the most heartwrenching times of my life..."

Well by not telling anybody what it is, he's kinda telling everybody what it is... It's either his parents or Kat. He went out of his way to be vague, and stated "all of the guesses were wrong". If one of the guesses were right he know people would narrow it down, so he's just lying as usual lol.

 

[Schmeckel]

Like I've said many times before, people need to gaslight him into doing inputs on screen.

When he cobbled together his "brand new setup!" to showcase food and Legos, someone suggested he should use that to show his fight pad (that poor, abused fight pad) during fighting games so people could see his inputs. His excuse? Paraphrased - "Uhm, people come to the streams to see ME! REE! give my reactions. If I just show my fight stick on stream, what's the point? If I show bowlth my stupid face AYUND my fight stick, it would just take up all the screen. D'yageddit, stoopid?"

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

There are so many to choose from. I can't remember the name off the top of my head, but I think my favorite example is when Phil was playing a Kirby game and unironically compared it to Dark Souls.

I remember the week before he left he played Minecraft and was cyring about the current state of Minecraft and how it's too hard and compared it to, you guessed it, Dark Souls.

 

[Windy Moors]

"parties are tracking appropriately"
lmao fucking jump off a bridge, you dumb faggot.
yes i'm quite sure you're paying lawyers to sift through thousands of hours of detractor channels.
no, we know you have a stupid faggot dent in your discord doing it for you.

It would be so funny if his discord dents get all confused and end up sending Phil clips and 'tracking' info, from the notorious detractor channel: DSPgaming.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

imagine being the poor dent rewatching phil's content on multiple channels just to "document" it for free.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

imagine being the poor dent rewatching phil's content on multiple channels just to "document" it for free.

I can’t possibly imagine being that big of a cuck or a faggot. I know a lawyer who might, though.

 

[GodModule]

I still can't believe the recent begging he's been doing doesn't break Youtubes TOS

 

[Lord_Point]

I can’t possibly imagine being that big of a cuck or a faggot. I know a lawyer who might, though.

I know its beyond double rainbow to hope for a crossover episode from DSP, but damn it would be funny if the genius that gas lit phil into thinking it was a good idea to go after detractors legally was baldo himself.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

It was black mesa and he had to crouch jump (a classic half life mechanic) on some pipes... except he forgot how to despite the game telling him at the start during a tutorial segment. Of course after that he blames the game for not teaching him.

The best thing of that playthrough that is often missed is how much he LARP about having played the first half life, that's something he always does with remakes or retro games.

The most well known example is when he played Suikoden said it was his favourite game and yet he can't name any characters.

Also, at one point, Black Mesa Source crashed, and you can see a web browser open with a walkthrough of the mod ready.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So did piggy ever explain what the alleged "unforeseen circumstances" for him being gone were? Seeing that implies that something happened and he had to not be streaming and not you know the truth that he planned a few weeks or months in advance to fly back home.

 

[Synechdoche]

I know its beyond double rainbow to hope for a crossover episode from DSP, but damn it would be funny if the genius that gas lit phil into thinking it was a good idea to go after detractors legally was baldo himself.

Had you told me, Ralph would be on his show, before it actually happened, I wouldn't have believed it either.

Who knows, maybe their mutual hatred for the casino will bring them together.

you're allowed to dream, aren't you...

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

for free

Dude, he is PAYING Phil for the privilege.

 

[Synechdoche]

So did piggy ever explain what the alleged "unforeseen circumstances" for him being gone were? Seeing that implies that something happened and he had to not be streaming and not you know the truth that he planned a few weeks or months in advance to fly back home.

If I had to guess:

What he wrote to ppp in the dm's is true. His mother is sick and he wanted to/had to visit.

The whole sperging about suing detractors is partially because he's seen the H3 Drama and partially because he wants to distract detractors from focusing on his mother, the dm's etc.