DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Call me a hateful bitch, but I don't care if Linda's ill. Phail is largely her fault. Even if she hadn't coddled her special boy, she didn't slap the taste out of his mouth when he carried on over the doll he didn't get when he wanted it.
The only evidence that tale even happened is from a pathological liar. If anything happened at all, he muttered something under his breath in his room alone like when he threatened to slap that 11 year old girl after leaving the game.
You know, the 2nd one (that he had contractors in his house making noise daily for a week finally fixing some shit) is an underrated possible explanation.... but why lie about it afterwards?
Because he uses it to feign financial distress. If the dents don't know it's actually fixed............
cutting it up into videos then protect his content.
This might be their out. They keep the unrecorded begging in.
 
This faggot won't stop fondling the feces. At least it's not Phil though.
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The ICS archetype of sperg who wants to feel "important" to streamers by dropping tons of money on them is so fascinating to me. If you're gonna let yourself be findommed, at least go for the mentally ill women on Twitter or buy a hooker or something FFS
 
I still can't believe the recent begging he's been doing doesn't break Youtubes TOS

Its possible but I doubt that would be his reaction, seems much more likely he would use it as a rallying point or just quiety stream on DSP reacts for a week and call it an experiment or something retarded.

I have no evidence of this but I have to assume certain lolcows like DSP are almost bullet proof to reports on YouTube at this point, there has to be so much noise and false reports that his channel is just ignored. There is just straight up porn on youtube now, DSP seems like a pretty tame policy breaker in comparison.
I think we all saw earlier when Keem made one phone call/chat with his Youtube contact and was able to get Doody demonetized for months over some petty false report Doody did against Keem. Phil just needs to push the wrong person with some clout and he's fucked. Phil's luck has been that he's such a piece of shit that nobody cares enough to actually do such a thing. And Keem is keeping him around like a little puppet hoping to milk something out of him someday.

(Which btw is beyond retarded, because if you think Wings & Boogie are hard to tard wrangle, Phil might be worse)
According to Phil, it wasn't because LTG calling him out for looking like a fat slob that he dresses the way he does now, it was because Phil wanted to dress in grown-up clothes. I guess retarded grown-up clothes are a thing.
Reminder that he wears pajamas pants/shorts still and needed to make more money to afford socks & underwear without holes in them. But he's an adult or something.
Per the Discord screens we've seen; he's been in Wings, Boogies, and Becky Boops DMs. They're all Keem adjacent, and being the sheisty business garden gnome he is, it wouldn't surprise me if Keem did it. Keem admitted that Phil has a large contingent of haters, and haters are guaranteed watchers, so may as well monetize them; this was on the 5 hour Sidescroller Hell Stream. Phil pretended to take the high ground because he's a moral person or something; but since then, he's been DMing the LolCowLive talent.
Keem thinks he can somehow eventually sway Phil to make content with him. It'll never fucking happen, and it's been nearly 10 months since Keem kissed Phil's ass and he's gotten fuck all from it
This sub segment is next level cringe.

Someone said people are struggling financially and DSP replied with 'get a job.'

From the guy who hasn't been employed in 15 years.
All of these segments will be gold to look back on when Phil cries about people messing with him, and him trying to say "I just want to play games and chill, I never asked for anything else" bullshit speech.
 
I need to find the episode where they talk about it but on the Maximilian Dood podcast that he has with Justin Wong and Matt McMuscles, they talk about EVO 2005. According to them, the Super Turbo tournament that DSP was in actually made EVO changes their rules. Before they would uses the lately port of the game but due to how broken the PS1 version of Super Turbo was, they changes it so all game had to either be the original version on original hardware or the best version of that game possible. DSP getting 4th place literally made EVO changes how they run games at their events.
 
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Phil is not good at fighting games. The same way that me having a 1.5 K/D spread in COD doesn't make me anything better than slightly better than casuals.
That's a pretty good comparison. 25 years of playing fighting games and he's stuck at that level, and somehow proud of it.

Go back to slurping on Chris Chan pics or whatever sewer you emerged from. Useless tourists.
Project more bitch, dunno shit about Chris either. This "tourist" is staying, cope & seethe :smug:

Webby, fucking leave dude​

Speak English, cunt.

Tonight's berating for not giving him money is INSANE. What an absolute fucking cock sucking privileged faggot, these dents deserved nothing but this behavior, but they are too retarded to understand what is even happening.
He's the most entitled, ungrateful asshole I've ever had the displeasure of watching beg. Strung out street junkies harassing passerbys for change have more tact and gratitude than him. It's disgusting.
 
I'd have to find the stream but ALT flat out said he gets things from YouTube asking if he wants to claim shit from DSP and other detractors get them as well.
Way back in the day when LSB was still around he said the same, whenever Phail would upload his AHN DEMAND videos Youtube's automated system would shoot LSB an email where they claimed that Phail is stealing his khantent and whether he wants to take action or not lmao.

which makes him probably better than 50% of players in most fighting games, say a SF6 or Tekken 8
Gonna have to stop you there, chief. I saw TBS saying the same when they saw someone on reddit talking about how they lost to Phail in Tekken 8. I've played Tekken seriously since the Dark Resurrection days and I can tell you that he is fucking abysmal in Tekken and if you lose to him in Tekken while thinking you're "good" then it's time to return the game disc or get a refund on Steam because you're just that bad.

He is only ever good at best or halfway decent at worst at Capcom fighting games and it's weird that his skill doesn't transfer to many other 2D fighters, another example is whenever he plays an SNK game he is abysmal at the game, he's legitimately on the level of someone who started playing fighting games a month ago. Also, not a 2D fighter but I remember way back in the day I watched him play the story mode in Dead or Alive 5 and he kept getting his ass kicked by the AI, when I played it I think I only lost to the final boss and it only happened once and I'm not skilled at DoA games at all, the story mode AI is just that easy.
 
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fuckin' weens, I swear. I always say this: these people are worst than the lolcows they're "trolling". also, blame them for creating nontent with money hungry lolcows like phil. money = nontent.
 
Super Chix is terrible. They had three locations within a 15 miles radius of me and they all closed down within 4 years. DSP and his wife are going to love it though. Overly seasoned, overpriced slop with a ton of random condiments to give it the robustness and tanginess they crave.

Re: fighting game prowess. Both LTG and DSP could be good at fighting games if they’d get over themselves. They both whine about flowchart players and network latency. The first… well… if you know the string, interrupt it? If you guys are so good at the games you play, shouldn’t be too difficult. Latency? More difficult to diagnose, but it seems very uncommon that latency is a huge factor in their gameplay. Sometimes a valid complaint, more than often it’s just another excuse.

I play a lot of CvS2. It’s one of my favorite games of all time and is in heavy rotation in my Viewlix cabinets at home. It’s also a very unbalanced game. It has tons of flaws with character and frame balance. A lot of the characters are borderline useless, like Kyosuke. Phil likes to play difficult “grooves”, like P-groove, because it gives him yet another built in excuse when he loses a match. P is very difficult to play. You parry by moving into the attacks. If successful, you negate the attack and can recoup a small bit of health. The timing is very tight, and since you’re actively moving into the attack, if you whiff it, you’re taking damage.

Alternatively, Phil could play K-groove if he really wanted. K has a “just defend” mechanic which allows you to negate damage like P, but instead of moving into the attack, you’re blocking against it. Much safer, and better compliments the chargeback characters he likes to play anyway. He’s too good for C or N grooves because that’s what newbies play.

Phil won’t attend any local tournaments because his excuses won’t work. Latency? Not an issue when you’re playing locally. Character and groove selection? That’s 100% on you. You’re going to see a lot of Sagat and Blanka play and they’re going to destroy you. This goes for any game he plays though, not just CvS2.

If he’d drop the ego, he’d have the chance to be good. Maybe better. Never understood the mindset of these guys who talk shit about newbie button mashers pushing their shit in, but play better versus “good” players. Clearly not, we all saw the 0-10 versus Justin Wong, one of the best Street Fighter players in history. Take your Ls like a man, you whiny faggot, and get better at the games you waste your life away playing.
 
HE'S STILL ASSMAD OVER THE STUPID COLOGNE REVIEW SUGGESTION.

Seriously, how long has this gone on? I thought him being a whiny bitch over the Burger King incident was bad...
Not even kidding this is like the 10th stream with a rant about the cologne shit at least. Fucking insane.

Detractors would've fucking loved him doing these but his actual fans kept telling him it sounded dumb as fuck just move on man.
 
I stopped watching GDQ like 7-8 years ago when it became tranny freak central but even back then it was turning into a money grubbing operation for a shitty charity.
Not to get too off topic but it got way worse. Trans rights is chanted every chance it can get instead of Save the animals/Greetings from germany.
Every run is scripted like its mario odyssey trihex in 2018. Everyone is a Chibi and no caveman to tell them to shut up. Everyone wants to be a fuckin' comedian.
Half the runs are gutted in place of ads and showcases. Incentives to just play games and last minute meeting the incentive after they syphon all the suckers donating for it.
There's a tranny at least every run.

It is a fuckin' shit show, like Phil streams.
 
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