DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
I wouldn’t be so quick to root for him to drop Saros, whatever you think of the game it’s the only thing in his potential rotation that could actually make him struggle to activate his brain cells. Returnal had plenty of TIHYDP material and Saros would be no different.

That said, that’s probably a big part of why he will drop it. He’s already telegraphing he will unless some dent coughs up. So back to nothing but baby games we go.
 
GodModule said:
Nothing wrong with being proud of your gains, no matter how small they are. It's just that Phil does it in the most cringe, alien way possible
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Just like when Phil discusses any topic other what fast food he ate when, he always shows he's full of shit. Doing curls every so often doesn't magically give you any fitness knowledge. When he talks about everything he eats being protein or "protein infused" with advice straight out of 1987, how chemical-filled veggie burgers are healthy, how he has the discipline to eat healthy when we watch him do shots for money and eat 2000 calories of McDonald's in a sitting, why believe anything he says?

He'd say, of course, that we're jealous. It's not jealousy---he's just wrong often. Saying to be fit your diet should be only protein and "almost no carbs or fat" is just wrong. It's idiocy from someone uneducated who thinks he's smart.
 
RADRAD said:
DSP has quit the game twice after two long failures to catch a legendary Pokemon.

But that's not enough. He runs into one battle that doesn't play out in his favor, so he soft reset the game.

Glorious wasted hour of a stream, king.
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Do you know how Pokemon works or have you ever played a Pokemon ever? Soft reseting during a Legendary Pokemon encounter when you accidently knock it out or run out of balls is what everyone did, if anything DSP could have brought more Ultra Balls, brought a Pokemon that has Spore or any Sleep effecting move (he has his "Stevia" (Vileplume) that has "Sleep Powder" but it's weak against both Ice and Flying type moves) and get a Pokemon like Sandslash, Maraowak (Both weak against Ice) or Scyther.)
 
more evidence of him wearing a bra or some shit ?
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Sometimes I wish Ozempig had never been invented so spiritual fatties like Phil would have to suffer being blobs for all eternity, but him being forced to wear a bra for his flabby moob skin is pretty epic too. You win some you lose some I guess
 
Comma said:
DSP just booted up the game, at 2:01 PM. The pre-started at 11:31 AM, so that's 2.5 hours of yapping and a break...
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Just goes to show that he isn't a gamer (he never was) but just a game journo who is solely responsible for making games suck these days. His gravestone will say "Here lies PP Burnell, he wanked on stream and was the worst of all game journalists"
 
Zyklon C said:
No one watch the annual Ch'King of the Ring yesterday? I have to say that this year was the best ever for average quality of the songs.

People managed to cram more creativity in two minutes than Phail has in eighteen years of churning out trash on YouTube.
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Finally got around to watching it, seemed a bit higher overall quality than the previous editions. Personal favs were Versatile Film Stick, Jasper's Mom and the banjo song, but pretty strong field overall
 
Shekelslovakia said:
Do you know how Pokemon works or have you ever played a Pokemon ever? Soft reseting during a Legendary Pokemon encounter when you accidently knock it out or run out of balls is what everyone did,
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Yes, for many people, this is part of the ritual of trying to nail that legendary catch. I’m well aware.

For Phil the livestreamer, a being so far removed from the aforementioned “many people”, it’s a failure that nearly took up the majority of his gameplay that day because he won’t accept defeat, and he did nothing wrong (he had Yawn on his Snorlax, so that was his path to Sleep).

More importantly, he eventually failed to make this endeavor anything resembling entertainment. Even his clown behavior and funny faces lost their luster, even in his eyes. So that hour of no progress was an 8/10 on the misery scale.
 
GodModule said:
Nothing wrong with being proud of your gains, no matter how small they are. It's just that Phil does it in the most cringe, alien way possible
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It's Phil overdoing his heel character, as usual. Not realizing he sucks at it (X-Pac heat for wrestling nerds) and is incapable of being funny.

When he can't just take the small win in losing weight, people notice it over time. Phil must be an asshole, at all times.
 
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