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BatChatillon said:
That feel when Youtube tells you that it doesn't like your real and your fake personality.
Phil tries to be more PC because of youtube demonetizing him, and if you take away his toilet humor and potty mouth you only have some sad sack of boringness sitting on the loveseat/couch.
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Who sucks at games after approximately 12,500 hours of playing them over the last 8 years.
 
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He managed to powerwash, it was sunny, it was forecast to be cloudy.
It took about two hours, and he got completely burnt "from being in the sun for two hours".

Then he went to Lowes and Target and bought some shit like moss killer and spider killer.
Then he ate some food for lunch, and when he came home there was a giant spider and he tested the spider killer and it totally worked.

"Let's see after that what did I do? I did so much shit yesterday!"

He paid his bills.
He filmed 2 private Q+A sessions.
He filmed a walk through of his DSPgaming channel about his boring ass channel being demonetized. He calls the video "fascinating"

"You cannot use the words ass, boobs, tits, voyeur"
"Thumbnails can get you in trouble, any thumbnail with a sexy lady can get you in trouble"

Now he's whining about demonetization.

"I swear to go, I did the same amount of work or more as when I do a day streaming! I did so much shit yesterday!"

Gee Phil sure has an exciting life.

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Now he's blabbing about Destiny 2 and the people he's gonna play with and some shit about a dude in puerto rico he knows, the power is out but the generators only run on natural gas and there's price gouging!
"I gained over 20 powerlevel in one session"

And then he went on about his Patreon again and his stupid halloween goal again and again people said doing the goal again is dumb as shit.
 
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A fairly simple maintenance task, a trip to the store, writing checks, answering some likely garbage questions of no substance, and rambling into a camera.

SUCH HERCULEAN TASKS.
 
He's saying that once he gets through September he "won't have to go on about this shit anymore" (referring to Tips/Cheers/Patreon bullshit he never stops talking about).

The Mountain said:
A fairly simple maintenance task, a trip to the store, writing checks, answering some likely garbage questions of no substance, and rambling into a camera.

SUCH HERCULEAN TASKS.
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Who the fuck writes checks in this day and age? How does he even need to put so much effort into paying a few fucking bills? I know literal senior citizens for who paying bills is less of a drama.
 
Freshtodeath said:
what does that mean exactly? what is he paying in September?
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It seems to be based on Twitch taking 2 months to send payments that DSP has received via Cheers/subs. It might also make sense if he has had to pay his taxes recently (he claims today). From what I gather in Washington people in his employment category have to pay taxes every quarter, otherwise they wait till the end of the year and have to pay a huge rate.

It'd be interesting to see what someone with real experience in streaming on Twitch has to say though, because someone just commented this:
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He went onto a mini rant about his detractors not being ballsy enough to show their faces. He did say that a few do, and he at least has some form of respect for them. He's a public persona and he tells a lot about his life in public so he is an easy target and its easy for anonymous people to criticize him. etc etc etc, same argument we've all heard about the internet about a trillion times over.
 
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neger psykolog said:
He went onto a mini rant about his detractors not being ballsy enough to show their faces. He did say that a few do, and he at least has some form of respect for them. He's a public persona and he tells a lot about his life in public so he is an easy target and its easy for anonymous people to criticize him. etc etc etc, same argument we've all heard about the internet about a trillion times over.
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Uhm... He streamed for like 2 years before showing his face.

 
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neger psykolog said:
He managed to powerwash, it was sunny, it was forecast to be cloudy.
It took about two hours, and he got completely burnt "from being in the sun for two hours".

Then he went to Lowes and Target and bought some shit like moss killer and spider killer.
Then he ate some food for lunch, and when he came home there was a giant spider and he tested the spider killer and it totally worked.

"Let's see after that what did I do? I did so much shit yesterday!"

He paid his bills.
He filmed 2 private Q+A sessions.
He filmed a walk through of his DSPgaming channel about his boring ass channel being demonetized. He calls the video "fascinating"

"You cannot use the words ass, boobs, tits, voyeur"
"Thumbnails can get you in trouble, any thumbnail with a sexy lady can get you in trouble"

Now he's whining about demonetization.

"I swear to go, I did the same amount of work or more as when I do a day streaming! I did so much shit yesterday!"

Gee Phil sure has an exciting life.

EDIT:
Now he's blabbing about Destiny 2 and the people he's gonna play with and some shit about a dude in puerto rico he knows, the power is out but the generators only run on natural gas and there's price gouging!
"I gained over 20 powerlevel in one session"

And then he went on about his Patreon again and his stupid halloween goal again and again people said doing the goal again is dumb as shit.
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I love that he can't figure out why YouTube is demonetizing his videos in most cases, yet he doesn't figure his commentary is a factor either.

Bonus points for hinting that the mafia 3 video where he kills the KKK isn't monetized because 'conspiracy' and not because it's a video of violence and probably his awful racist commentary.
 
Quan_Chi said:
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I am sure this is the only reason why you didn't hit the goal. "That damn hurricane wrecking my business!"

It has nothing to do with the shitty perk being "select a genre of costume I will wear for the event" and the usual bitching and deniability that's comes with it.
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It's always something other than him regarding his Patreon goals not being hit.

As for drgnkiller's tweets, I'd take them with a grain of salt.
 
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Phil's rippin' pissed dumbass patrons still can't stop choosing games in Patron's Choice.


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BTW can someone confirm whether or not Phil was so dumb he actually put Mario Sunshine as an option in the first place when he didn't want it to win because that would be even more hilarious.
 
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Phil's rippin' pissed dumbass patrons still can't stop choosing games in Patron's Choice.


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BTW can someone confirm whether or not Phil actually put Mario Sunshine as an option in the first place because that would be even more hilarious.
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Holy shit, he's really fucking salty that Super Mario Sunshine is winning. IIRC, doesn't he own a Wii? wouldn't he be able to play Sunshine?
 
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