Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

[CabbageTheSnackThatSlaps]

the gobbling is said to be audible for hundreds of miles.

Locals report that the gobbling isn't the usual of anger and button pushing, but of sheer unadulterated panic.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Locals report that the gobbling isn't the usual of anger and button pushing, but of sheer unadulterated panic.

I would agree, the thought of losing that $1500 bucks would indeed strike terror into the black emptiness of Stabby's chest cavity.

To him that's a lot of money and he no doubt has already made plans for it.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

I would agree, the thought of losing that $1500 bucks would indeed strike terror into the black emptiness of Stabby's chest cavity.

To him that's a lot of money and he no doubt has already made plans for it.

What’re the chances that he gets fined $1500 AND the judge throws out the agreement? If this is clearly a miscarriage of justice and a prime example of somebody using the justice system as a cudgel, what’s keeping the judge from dismissing his case with prejudice and nullifying the agreement?

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

What’re the chances that he gets fined $1500 AND the judge throws out the agreement? If this is clearly a miscarriage of justice and a prime example of somebody using the justice system as a cudgel, what’s keeping the judge from dismissing his case with prejudice and nullifying the agreement?

I don't know the precedent needed to toss out a agreement made thru arbitration like this as both parties originally agreed to it.

You'd have to pester @Useful_Mistake for details like that.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

The best way to intimidate a judge is to show him a picture of your dick, or if you're actually in court, just whip it out and slap it on the table. "Look at this, bitch-ass judge!"

That will automatically win any case.

Obviously you're supposed to film yourself playing with your shit. That's how to win them over.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Obviously you're supposed to film yourself playing with your shit. That's how to win them over.

Please god no, the last thing we need is Acerthorn learning new tricks from Andrew Ditch

 

[anliteralidiot]

Please god no, the last thing we need is Acerthorn learning new tricks from Andrew Ditch

I think they could learn a lot from each other. Stebbins looks like a good caretaker...

 

[Catgirls are Love]

If this is clearly a miscarriage of justice and a prime example of somebody using the justice system as a cudgel, what’s keeping the judge from dismissing his case with prejudice and nullifying the agreement?

I'm no legalfag, but my gut feeling is that since the settlement occurred outside the bounds of the court there's not really much the judge can do about it unless Zell makes the case that some impropriety occurred that needs addressing (outside of Stabby being his unpleasant self; illegal conduct needs to have occurred). Depending on how himself Stabby feels like being, fines and getting the case dismissed are on the table along with potentially another recognition of officially being an asshole in the eyes of the court (vexlit). We have to wait and see how it plays out.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

I don't know the precedent needed to toss out an agreement made thru arbitration like this as both parties originally agreed to it.

Nah, Not-Hardin already does enough work for free. I’ll channel my inner vexatious litigant and google court precedents. See if anything comes up.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Please god no, the last thing we need is Acerthorn learning new tricks from Andrew Ditch

>Xe doesn't know the Nick Bate technique
SAD!

 

[WarJams]

So used to court cases moving on a geological timescale, that whenever one does something at a fast pace it is truly shocking. I don't think I've ever seen a court move so fast to broom some nonsense out the door like this. There's only one man who will be moving faster this month than the Honorable James Selna to deliver gifts to the good kiwis and lumps of coal to Stabbins.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

In Stebbins v. CMDR ImperialSalt:


Stabby says: "Give me a lawyer to respond for me."

 

[Smokeski]

In Stebbins v. CMDR ImperialSalt:
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Stabby says: "Give me a lawyer to respond for me."

This is why I love Dave. He's got the huevos to ask the court to appoint him an attorney to fight for vexatious litigation.

 

[Mind Goblins]

Presumably, the only thing that could possibly undo the fine at this point is a time machine.

What do you think Stabby would do with a time machine? I know the default answer is "Kill baby Hitler" but I feel like he'd be to preoccupied with his own little hitlist of enemies to even consider that option. I'm also curious what he thinks he should have done differently to avoid the sanction in the first place, because I've got $20 saying

 

[CabbageTheSnackThatSlaps]

What do you think Stabby would do with a time machine?

Take his hit list of personal enemies and ensure that they're never born by any means necessary.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Stabby says: "Give me a lawyer to respond for me."

Hey Stabby the operative part of this is "criminal proceedings". You don't get a free lawyer in a civil case unless you can find one dumb enough to volunteer

What do you think Stabby would do with a time machine?

Go back and stab his dad in the face again probably

I'm also curious what he thinks he should have done differently to avoid the sanction in the first place

Pretty sure stabby thinks he's unironically done nothing wrong and it's just the asshole judges and their unclean hands and that there's nothing he could have done to avoid their bias.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Holy Fuck is Stabby fast on the draw

I am a bit surprised though, I thought for sure he's go and try to get the magistrate removed and censured due to her obvious bias against Mr Stabby Face.

Asking for a lawyer is interesting though, if retarded, but I doubt the court will order it as Stabby dug this own hole and I'd venture a guess he's just delaying shit while he tries to come up with his next brilliant legal move to cuck this evil cunty magistrate and ensure Jones has to pay his full debt.

I mean what's a lolyer going to say?

"Yes your honor my client lied through his teeth to try to get the defendant ruled for contempt so he could then re-sue for a billion dollars but he's a assburger riddled moron who can't tell his ass from the 133 failed lolsuits he filed last week. Have mercy judge, how will my client buy his generic hot dogs if you take all his DCMA money away?"

Stabby...your lawyer, if you get one, cannot just lie to the court to save your ass. There is nothing here to work with. You wrote the complaint yourself, signed and submitted it and in it you were caught in a deliberate, calculated lie to try to enrich yourself further at the defendants expense.

TLDR: Your royally fucked Stabby. Your only hope is that you plead your a broke ass welfare leach and thus you cannot pay any fine and the magistrate might just might be lenient with you.

Unless you already submitted a censure request and professional ethics complaint to get the magistrate removed....

...you've already done that haven't you Stabby.

I bet you filed it the same time you went asking for the court to pay for a lawyer to bail out your dumb ass you stupid, vengeful fuck nugget.

 

[Teshub]

Let the court appoint him counsel then add the fees to his fine.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Take his hit list of personal enemies and ensure that they're never born by any means necessary.

He most likely wouldn't reflect on the butterfly effect on this.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

In Stebbins v. CMDR ImperialSalt:
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Stabby says: "Give me a lawyer to respond for me."

Suffa fucka!

Go back and stab his dad in the face again probably

Do you think he ever got around to getting faster internet?