The motion itself is a miscarriage of justice and the English language. Acerthorn should be thrown in jail for this section alone:
I thought the Greer judge was tard-shielding, this judge takes the cake. She calls this entire motion stupid, then does her own research and comes up with an excuse to grant it:
No pro se litigant has ever deserved a "victory" less. He got the arguments wrong, failed to cite good precedent, then lucked out that a judge found a different case where some other judge was willing to set the precedent she could follow. Even Melissa Scott's default win against the Farms was less retarded than Acerthorn's.
Of course he'll demand that someone from Brazilia comes in every month to deliver US dollars to him personally. It's not his problem who, because <legal sperging with schitzophrenic takes>
I wonder....can we track Stabby's attempts to extort his hard won monies from Brazil?
Can we track his filings and keep the gravy train going? Or will Stabby's insane ramblings get lost in the Hague Convention and the depths of the Brazilian Legal system?
I wonder....can we track Stabby's attempts to extort his hard won monies from Brazil?
Can we track his filings and keep the gravy train going? Or will Stabby's insane ramblings get lost in the Hague Convention and the depths of the Brazilian Legal system?
Every time he says "Think about it:" I imagine that every legal professional reading it pops a bottle of something in memory of all the legal writing classes they took and prepare for the retardation that is about to be put to paper. Beer, vodka, whiskey, drain cleaner, none of it makes reading Stabby's analogies any easier.
Huh. So he’s told by the Brazilian government that they’re working on things and he moves for default judgment with the court’s blessings.
Based on my vast knowledge of other countries (I saw an anime set in medieval France once) I’m sure Stebbins failed to make friends with the Brazilian ministry of justice and maybe find a way to make this tedious task worth their while. Not a bribe mind you, but a finder’s fee and an expediters fee and any number of little helpful fees and gratuities to help grease the wheels of justice in a foreign nation.
As others have said, good luck collecting from a foreign national when you couldn’t navigate their legal system to serve him properly.
There is a 0% chance David will get anything from this Brazilian guy, but he will parade this "win" in virtually every filing from now on as proof he's a legal badass who totally wins cases. This may give David the boost of confidence he needs to start getting more uppity at the judges in his other cases, so this could lead to more entertainment for us.
Part of me thinks the judge gave him this W just to get the case off her docket and out of her hair. She knows it won't go anywhere past this point so she thinks a quick ruling that he won't bother trying to appeal or argue against will help her clock out sooner.
There is a 0% chance David will get anything from this Brazilian guy, but he will parade this "win" in virtually every filing from now on as proof he's a legal badass who totally wins cases. This may give David the boost of confidence he needs to start getting more uppity at the judges in his other cases, so this could lead to more entertainment for us.
Part of me thinks the judge gave him this W just to get the case off her docket and out of her hair. She knows it won't go anywhere past this point so she thinks a quick ruling that he won't bother trying to appeal or argue against will help her clock out sooner.
Now I want Sargon or one of his British associates to make clips of Stebbins to fuck with him. Stebbins legally cannot do anything because of the Sargon vs Akilah case.
Imagine, default judgement worth all of the Brazilian Reals he can collect! I wonder if he'll try to sue Brazil in the UN for not being his collection agency.
Imagine, default judgement worth all of the Brazilian Reals he can collect! I wonder if he'll try to sue Brazil in the UN for not being his collection agency.
Up to and including the criminal trial against him when he finally snaps and kills someone. I don't know if this is a thing. I don't fucking know law. I live in a well in someone's basement.
In theory I guess, but it basically doesn’t happen because criminal defendants already have a constitutional right to a speedy trial which, while jurisdictions vary in their interpretations of that right, typically means that you have a right to a trial within about six months of the charges being brought against you (absent circumstances such as chronically failing to appear for court, scheduling conflicts, and so on)
The abridged clips make the accidental live stream look hilarious, but even skimming over the full version is difficult and not just in the usual boring way live streams are. It's not all gobbling at ghosts, aiming for the new high score in his revenge simulation head-game or foraging for bargain bin hot dogs. It's an all too candid insight into the daily life of the Acerthing in it's natural habitat and without David Attenborough narrating the result is just disturbing. You could edit it down into an avante-garde screenlife horror movie.
He's mandamus'ing the mandamus? Oh no, he's asking for the appeals court to rule on all 3 of his mandamus'es at the same time and over rule the lower courts so he can get the subpoenas for Google to hand over the defendants real identities. Kind of like a end run around all the lower courts at the same time because the various judges
That's a big ask, assuming trolls like Skibbidy would be stupid enough to use their actual real names and addresses. I would assume Spectre is dumb enough however as he was dumb enough to try to honestly engage with David in a debate and now he's getting sued for copyright infringement to the tune of 150K.
The judges haven't even ruled if his cases can go forward yet as far as I know and David already wants the Google to hand over the personal details of the defendants, I mean we all know why David wants this so bad as once he has the deets he can continually to file lolsuit after lolsuit until they go broke or give in.
Well hopefully the appeals court see this shit for what it is and rules against Mr Stabby. Man this fucker is worse then AIDS he just does not stop no matter what. Well with luck maybe the cockroaches he lives with will band together one night to put and end to his reign of terror for good.
The courts deserve to have to suffer through this shit since they keep granting him IFP status and access to the electronic filing system. They're retarded as fuck if they thought he was going to do anything other than sperg over and over again.
