Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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We should help break David S Gallant of his crippling vivian james lust by signing him up for all the canadian slut magazines out there. He won't go to the solution so we can bring it to him.
 
TheMonkeyMan said:
I'm kind of tempted to send David a torrid love letter written from Vivian James' perspective, but that seems like it would be going a bit too far.
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He already admitted to fapping about Gamergate.

Place your bets on him initiating a grapple check with his micropenis over this thread right now.
 
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"schadenfreude"
 
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At least we were successful in that regard, eh David?

https://411.ca/person/profile/53794989

905-796-1385

10-7 English St
Brampton, ON, L6X 1L3

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Hello Andri, I see you liking that tweet. Don't worry, we haven't forgotten about you either.

https://www.patreon.com/AndriEr

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chimpburgers said:
It seems to match.

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Liked by David. Because he can't get any more stupid. Or can he?

Some of Ana Vieira-Gallants accounts on various websites:



Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/AngelGal2216

http://archive.is/UYINU



Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ananagurl/



Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/6318238-ana-vieira-gallant

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Foursquare: https://pt.foursquare.com/ananagurl

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Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/AnanaGurl

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Whatever the fuck this is: http://begroup.co/Ana-Vieira-Gallant/117780259239077781838

http://archive.is/fxdXq



4 Silver Maple Court, Brampton, ON, Canada





I hope this gives you some good fapping material David!
 
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Hi David, sorry we missed you.

I see you came here to jerk off and we weren't able to be of erotic assistance. I promise that us kiwis will strive to do better. High up time on our servers is of the utmost importance as we know you like to read this thread and masturbate at all kinds of odd hours.

Your friend,
Something is awful dot com
 
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Something Awful dot com said:
Hi David, sorry we missed you.

I see you came here to jerk off and we weren't able to be of erotic assistance. I promise that us kiwis will strive to do better. High up time on our servers is of the utmost importance as we know you like to read this thread and masturbate at all kinds of odd hours.

Your friend,
Something is awful dot com
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An apology, just imagine the purple and green striped dick of Vivian James going in an out of your hairy ass whenever we go down due to the sheer influx of people laughing at you stalling the servers temporarily.
 
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Cynical said:
An apology, just imagine the purple and green striped dick of Vivian James going in an out of your hairy ass whenever we go down due to the sheer influx of people laughing at you stalling the servers temporarily.
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You just gave him fap material for months. He should be paying you for it and everything.
 
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He gets happy about pissing off customers and boss? wow

He's supposed to be a game dev, but I guess the $4000 a year he earned from his Flagship title, "that got all that press", is not enough to avoid having to work another job.

I am amazed him smelling like cat piss did not piss off his boss or potential employer. Also, what kind of job does he have that they did not even bother with a google search on him? Perhaps, the type of job they needed a warm body for.
 
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SunLightStreak said:
He gets happy about pissing off customers and boss? wow

He's supposed to be a game dev, but I guess the $4000 a year he earned from his Flagship title, "that got all that press", is not enough to avoid having to work another job.

I am amazed him smelling like cat piss did not piss off his boss or potential employer. Also, what kind of job does he have that they did not even bother with a google search on him? Perhaps, the type of job they needed a warm body for.
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It's amazing that he feels the need to openly talk about all the times he's fucked up at work. It's one thing to mention that you dozed off on the job and were woken up by a customer if your account was anonymous, but the fact that this is all under his name is bizarre. It's like he learned nothing from being fired from the Canada Revenue Agency
 
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Army Burger said:
It's amazing that he feels the need to openly talk about all the times he's fucked up at work. It's one thing to mention that you dozed off on the job and were woken up by a customer if your account was anonymous, but the fact that this is all under his name is bizarre. It's like he learned nothing from being fired from the Canada Revenue Agency
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David's one of those people who think they're smarter than they really are. People like him never learn, even when the lesson is obvious.
 
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