Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

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Army Burger said:
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Aren't there rules against sharing your porn on Twitter?
 
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chimpburgers said:
Smug David is at it again.
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What the fuck does this guy have to be smug about? He's got a literally ugly ass, his "game" is so shitty the original release of R60 did much better (hell, Depression Quest did much better and it was free), he's dumb enough to admit he let a cat piss in his lap and that he's a fucking incompetent at a call center job.

Dave, seriously, listen to yourself, you're a walking fuckup and your own words embarrass the shit out of you, you have nothing to be the slightest bit arrogant about.
 
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Army Burger said:
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Gallant, the only person being trolled here is you by yourself. We didn't admit embarrassing shit, you did. We didn't admit to being a fool at whatever respectable job we tried to do, you did.

Seriously, if you're stupid enough to think you're making us mad, then keep going, share some more shit for us to laugh at.
 
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chimpburgers said:
Smug David is at it again.
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Sarcasm, huh?

What has Dave got to be sarcastic about? He made a game that earned 20,000 over 5 years. That is a total haul of roughly $4,000 a year. David has to get a job doing something or go on Canadian welfare. Dave is not making enough money off his game to support himself, so it is either a shitty job or welfare.

Only a shit job would keep him after a social media check or not even conduct one. If Dave is employing sarcasm, my guess would be that he even has a job. So Dave maybe a wonderful example of Canadian Tax Dollars at work.

TheMonkeyMan said:
Someone needs to remake his nude photo, but with Vivian James.
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Vivian would be on top. No doubt in my mind on that. I doubt she would want him inside her. If she was real, would she even want to be in the same room with Dave?
 
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AnOminous said:
So in the course of about 24 hours, this loser has been pissed on by a cat, pissed off customers and his boss, and lost his paycheck.

I've never lost a paycheck once in my life. Also don't they have direct deposit even in the frozen, barbaric wastelands of Gaynadia?
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Shit tier jobs are still paid by actual cold, cold papery cheques. I remember seeing quite the depressing line of people cashing their cheques at Wal*Mart years ago.
 
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