Days Gone - Polite enemies and Motorcycle Maintenance

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Now that acebest has fronted the money, how many streams will Phil play Days Gone?

  • 2 streams

    Votes: 20 24.7%

  • 2-5 streams

    Votes: 33 40.7%

  • 5-8 streams

    Votes: 2 2.5%

  • He's going to finish the whole thing and memory-hole how he shit on it.

    Votes: 26 32.1%
  • Total voters
    81
Called it

While it wasn't during a rainstorm and there was no lightning strike, it took Dave about an hour into the game before he crashed into something because he was distracted by the scenery

 
Shambler said:
we've never known phil for his superb driving ability
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Yeah, it was a pretty easy call to make, a freebie almost, but I wonder if my exact scenario will occur. I don't know if this game has thunder and lightning storms, but it definitely has rain and muddy/slippery terrain during them.
 
Synth said:
Yeah, it was a pretty easy call to make, a freebie almost, but I wonder if my exact scenario will occur. I don't know if this game has thunder and lightning storms, but it definitely has rain and muddy/slippery terrain during them.
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he'll do it with less
 
Bliss said:
DSP baby here, decided to catch him live for the first time.

It's about an hour in and he has only talked about meta topics like how he plans interactive streams, how he determines how to entertain viewers, camaraderie when playing with a team. It's so robotic and calculated.

It's just so boring
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What do you mean? This is quality stuff you aren’t going to find anywhere else, now empty that wallet cause daddy needs to pay bills
 
Oh god, don't tell me one of his paypigs actually donated this game to him. I've read up on a lot of lolcows and most of them I just kind of feel sorry for because they're obviously mentally unwell or disabled and really just don't know any better, but Phil is just genuinely a piece of shit beggar. I can't feel sorry for him, I hate him and I just don't get why there are still people out there falling for his scamming pedo ways.
 
Blood Bath & Beyond said:
Oh god, don't tell me one of his paypigs actually donated this game to him. I've read up on a lot of lolcows and most of them I just kind of feel sorry for because they're obviously mentally unwell or disabled and really just don't know any better, but Phil is just genuinely a piece of shit beggar. I can't feel sorry for him, I hate him and I just don't get why there are still people out there falling for his scamming pedo ways.
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No no no. A fan didn't donate this game to him.

A fan gave Phil $100 to buy the $60 game and cover the $6 sales tax on the game.
 
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He is literally falling asleep during cutscenes.

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It's 3:30 PM his time...


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Awful Meerkat said:
This guy can't even drive a normal car on a straight 4 lane road in GTA without destroying it and having it set on fire immediately. You'd think that a guy with a driver's licence would know why he's ramming into people when he's driving in the opposite lane, why the police are chasing him for running over pedestrians etc.
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When it comes to DSP and driving, I always think of this screen cap I grabbed from his PUBG days. Always gives me a laugh.

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I come back for the end of the stream and am immediately greeted by Valedictorian Dave mispronouncing another word


Butt, indeed
 
Coin Ops said:
When it comes to DSP and driving, I always think of this screen cap I grabbed from his PUBG days. Always gives me a laugh.

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Here's my little piece of Phil's driving history that still makes me laugh. Taken during his Scarface playthrough, I believe.

He drives a Station-Wagon down a narrow alleyway, then decides he wants to turn around.

 
Nothing smoother than a 20-point turn in a narrow alley. Actually that's a good metaphor for Dave's life.
 
Comma said:
He is literally falling asleep during cutscenes.

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It's 3:30 PM his time...


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This nigga definitely has sleep apnea.

Haunter said:
Here's my little piece of Phil's driving history that still makes me laugh. Taken during his Scarface playthrough, I believe.

He drives a Station-Wagon down a narrow alleyway, then decides he wants to turn around.

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He never even questions his actions a single time throughout that process. That is incredible. He genuinely thought that was the best means of accomplishing getting out of that alley the entire 45 seconds he was slamming into walls.
 
Bliss said:
DSP baby here, decided to catch him live for the first time.

It's about an hour in and he has only talked about meta topics like how he plans interactive streams, how he determines how to entertain viewers, camaraderie when playing with a team. It's so robotic and calculated.

It's just so boring
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Figured as much. Somebody in the chat better send a troll tip to get him shit talking about something that way at least everyone will be interested in something because I don't know how anyone can think entertainment is watching a nearing 40 year old man fight falling asleep while he pretends to like a game he's getting money to slog through.
 
Comma said:
He is literally falling asleep during cutscenes.

Once:
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Twice:
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It's 3:30 PM his time...


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This is just pure speculation, but does Phil possibly have an opiate issue? That looks a bit like a nod from someone who might be on pain pills or heroin. It would also explain a lot of his behavior. It would help if you could see his eyes better, but his are so shit-brown that you can't tell if his pupils are constricted or not, but he does live in an area that historically has had a pretty severe heroin epidemic and Connecticut in recent years has as well.
 
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