Debate user 'Null' if America has Cheese, Meat, and Bread.

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The amount of cheddar present makes me proud to be an American. True patriots enjoying the beautiful gold of Wisconsin.
The story of Andrew Jackson's 1,400lb block of cheese:

"For hours did a crowd of men, women and boys hack at the cheese, many taking large hunks of it away with them. When they commenced, the cheese weighed one thousand four hundred pounds, and only a small piece was saved for the President's use. The air was redolent with cheese, the carpet was slippery with cheese, and nothing else was talked about at Washington that day. Even the scandal about the wife of the President's Secretary of War was forgotten in the tumultuous jubilation of that great occasion."
 
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The story of Andrew Jackson's 1,400lb block of cheese:

"For hours did a crowd of men, women and boys hack at the cheese, many taking large hunks of it away with them. When they commenced, the cheese weighed one thousand four hundred pounds, and only a small piece was saved for the President's use. The air was redolent with cheese, the carpet was slippery with cheese, and nothing else was talked about at Washington that day. Even the scandal about the wife of the President's Secretary of War was forgotten in the tumultuous jubilation of that great occasion."
POV you're trying to sweep up the cheese on Andrew Jackson's day of cheesy jubilation

 
One of the few exemptions is religious slaughter, and often kosher and halal slaughtered meat is of higher quality.
How does this work? Are there independent kosher and halal slaughter houses?
 
just in case you forgot, this was your opening in the OP .

we have come a looooooong way if we’re now arguing about affordability and quality of life.

also you tasked people to “find me the highest quality meat, cheese, and bread in your local area. Let me know how right I am.” which he did in a town of 10k.
just for my own curiosity i started googling european population density to compare it to how sparsely populated wyoming is.

wyoming has a population density of 6 per square mile (2.3 per square kilometer)
all figures are in sq km
Poland123
Slovakia111
Moldova103
Serbia90
Ukraine70
Croatia73
Georgia54
Estonia30.9
Latvia29.6
Kazakhstan5.5
 
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just for my own curiosity i started googling european population density to compare it to how sparsely populated wyoming is.

wyoming has a population density of 6 per square mile (2.3 per square kilometer if i did the math right)
all figures are in sq km
Poland123
Slovakia111
Moldova103
Serbia90
Ukraine70
Croatia73
Georgia54
Estonia30.9
Latvia29.6
Norway14
Slopper-child, your numbers and facts mean nothing. Casper WY is totally representative of the usual US experience and comparable to the average European one as well, and the fact that you can actually get quality cheese there is less important than how it costs a bit more than I pay for cum cheese at the slavo-mart! Enjoy Burger King, slopper
 
Do the shelves in your stores tend to teleport between different municipalities at random?
How would a company release a nation wide ad for a sale when the sticker price would be vastly different depending on state and county?
Logistics are much easier when your gay country is a fraction the size of my state
>Inb4 why doesn't your government just force everyone to blah blah blah
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Never been to America but I've heard your Chocolate has something in it that isn't in European/UK chocolate, and that it tastes like vomit.
Also American-style pizza is the superior kind... or however the bread is fried
Yeah, that's a real thing. Hershey's in particular has a proprietary process that allows them to use slightly-spoiled milk in the production of their chocolate, but the result is that it has butyric acid in it, which is present in vomit. So it's American corporations cutting the fuck out of corners once again dropping quality for everyone else. We also put a much higher sugar content in our chocolates, so people from overseas often can't deal with just how sweet the chocolate is. Our sodas are also hot garbage because FDR, America's political Anti-Christ, made it so our entire nation has such a hilarious amount corn it is cheaper to contort corn into some Frankenstein's monster of a sugar substitute than actually use sugar in our sodas. Mexican Coke is considered to be a fancy treat here, when in reality Mexican Coke is just the original Coke. American Coke is a corn-based mockery of the original formula.
I do like surstromming though. Technically Swedish however.
I'd never once thought of anything as the culinary equivalent of a landmine until I discovered surstromming. I saw a Swedish man show people how to properly open the can and it looked like a bomb technician disarming an explosive device.
 
I'd never once thought of anything as the culinary equivalent of a landmine until I discovered surstromming. I saw a Swedish man show people how to properly open the can and it looked like a bomb technician disarming an explosive device.
Much like KingCobraJFS I made the mistake of opening my first can without submerging it in water. Thank God I did it outside at least.

Really not bad at all after the initial smell clears out, but you definitely need something neutral like bread, sour cream or mashed potatoes to offset those strong flavors. Great wrapped in a tortilla with feta and onions, I must consume more feta and spend more money on it than any other single food item other than dried sausages or kimchi.

My personal cuisine is so weird and heterogenous it probably makes no sense to anybody besides Masaokis.
 
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Holy fuck those prices are outrageous. You spent on cheese alone close to what I spend for an entire weeks shopping for two people. You shouldn't have to spend 60 bucks for what would barely fill a cheeseboard.

The selection does look a lot better than what I'd get at my local supermarket, that Marco Polo cheese in particular looks great but those are the sort of prices I would pay at an Artisan cheese shop, not the same place I load up on fucking Babybells. Have prices always been this fucked over there or is Bidenflation hitting you that hard?
Europrices usually are per 100 grams. That's pricing for closer to 275 grams, since we usually just buy the whole thing.

Also a daily reminder that refusing to take an L is a key component of being like a variety of cows. Sometimes you're just goddamn wrong, and that's completely okay.
 
and for my own fun here are a selection of state populations by sq km

euro cucks really have no fucking clue how big the US is, do they? it’s apples and oranges.

New Jersey488
California98
Washington44.8
Colorado21.5
Nebraska9.9
Idaho8.6
New Mexico6.7
South Dakota4.5
North Dakota4.4
Montana2.9
 
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