Debate user 'Null' if America has Cheese, Meat, and Bread.

[Tony Vivaldi]

I've been to most of Europe, they can't cook a burger to save their lives, even though it is extremely easy to do right.

And for fucks sake, I could not find a decent cup of coffee throughout the length and breadth of England during my time there, despite the insane amount of French and Polacks and Turks who run the restaurant service industry there and presumably know how to brew coffee far better than the goddammed Anglo-Saxons.

I also blame the laziness of Americans that has been exacerbated by the advent of Door Dash and other food-delivery services, some of which claim to have 'fresh ingredients' delivered right to your door. This takes away even further the need to make informed choices, to cut corners. In my opinion, the Post-Industrial Service-Based Economy has been a tremendous blow to American's self-worth.

I actually like this thread. It's genius enough to bring me out of dormancy, I find the poor diets of Americans are critical to their lowered I.Q.s and general stupidity and an existential threat.

 

[Null]

England

Please do not conflate experiences in England with mainland Europe. Wtf.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Oh shit, banana peppers? Those things that Josh literally had to grow himself because Euros don't have access to proper food in their grocery stores?

Most likely King Louis the Buttfucker decreed peppers were heretical in 1598 due to ringsting so nobody grows them.

Thanks to the mild American climate I can grow tomatoes, peppers, basil, cilantro and a host of other herbs and spices every year on my deck and if I want I can put a garden in my backyard for even more produce. To think Europoors try to dunk on us with our McMansions, as if owning a comfortable and spacious home on plenty of land is a bad thing.

Enjoy your miserable commieblocks and shitty old houses built when the Protestant Reformation was a novel idea.

I love how every single cuisine brought to the United States by immigrants is made better than the original, period.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

just grabbed some goyloaf and goyshreds on the way home from my job at the goynugget factory and I am going to have myself a simply delectable little sandwich for dinner with toasted goyloaf covered in miracle whip and ranch dressing, goymustard (bright yellow and extra vinegary) boiled and sliced goydogs and goyshreds melted on top. Then some goytchup on top to finish it all off. Europeans can not even imagine eating this good.

I'd make a counter joke story, but let's be real the Europoor would get stabbed at the bus stop by a Muslim before they got to the store.

 

[Tony Vivaldi]

Please do not conflate experiences in England with mainland Europe. Wtf.

Hashahah, I know someone was gonna call me out on that, and you didn't disappoint.

Still the point is made. With all the foreigners in Londonstan you'd think you could find decent coffee there. No, you cannot. The countryside is worse, as they are Englanders wo aren't coffee-drinkers and are mired in the cult of 'cuppa tea, cuppa tea'.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

cilantro

Ewww thats yucky, you must have mutt-genes

Now, please allow me to finish my extra-large hollandaise sauce pizza and wash it down with a nice shot of Frank's red hot original buffalo wing sauce

 

[retard strength II]

One time I accidentally bought the soyslop cheese that they market like a True and Honest cheese because I was really retarded and young and not paying attention, it happened to me and it does make a good argument against that kind of product existing.

 

[dvnc]

miracle whip

Tread lightly with the miracle whip comment. That's a heavily argued condiment topic in the US. It's shit and trash, but too many people love it and will defend it to their death.

 

[Sector2]

I'm sorry to tell you this Mr Tomlinson Jr, you have no idea what the living reality of ordinary Americans is.

The view from this coastal town reveals thousands of miles of tax-paying wage slaves to the east.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Tread lightly with the miracle whip comment. That's a heavily argued condiment topic in the US. It's shit and trash, but too many people love it and will defend it to their death.

although i have heard this sentiment echoed in media, i dont think ive ever heard someone talk about actually using it.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Ewww thats yucky, you must have mutt-genes

Now, please allow me to finish my extra-large hollandaise sauce pizza and wash it down with a nice shot of Frank's red hot original buffalo wing sauce

One of the best things about that herb is you can save the seeds once it flowers to harvest some coriander, a True and Honest European Seasoning.

I will say one thing the Euros got right is mayonnaise with fries. Just takes them to another level compared to ketchup.

 

[dvnc]

although i have heard this sentiment echoed in media, i dont think ive ever heard someone talk about actually using it.

I've seen it used so much. It's abhorrent. Just like that other shit, fluffernutter.

 

[DumbDude43]

Please do not conflate experiences in England with mainland Europe. Wtf.

england definitely has more in common with western europe than serbia, moldova and ukraine do

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

One of the best things about that herb is you can save the seeds once it flowers to harvest some coriander, a True and Honest European Seasoning.

I will say one thing the Euros got right is mayonnaise with fries. Just takes them to another level compared to ketchup.

Give me bravas with alioli any day

 

[Vulkan]

I never had issues getting a variety of meats and cheeses and I by no means live in a major city.

 

[Null]

england definitely has more in common with western europe than serbia, moldova and ukraine do

you're fucking nuts.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Tread lightly with the miracle whip comment. That's a heavily argued condiment topic in the US. It's shit and trash, but too many people love it and will defend it to their death.

I don't even know what it is, it just made me laugh when earlier in this thread someone bragged about eating swiss cheese with miracle whip on rye bread.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I will say one thing the Euros got right is mayonnaise with fries. Just takes them to another level compared to ketchup.

And I will say one thing the Brits do right is malt-vinegar on fries. Truly a patrician condiment.

Thankfully midwest chads also get to enjoy delicious fish fries in this region. Perch, walleye, haddock, bluegill, you name it and some dive bar is battering it up and serving it with french fries and rye bread.

 

[Garlic Salt]

I made meatloaf last night and it was nice. Sometimes you just have to enjoy the bugs life gives you.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

And I will say one thing the Brits do right is malt-vinegar on fries. Truly a patrician condiment.

Thankfully midwest chads also get to enjoy delicious fish fries in this region. Perch, walleye, haddock, bluegill, you name it and some dive bar is battering it up and serving it with french fries and rye bread.

sorry bro...