Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

What’s guaranteed to happen is Gunt claiming his obvious L is ACKSHUALLY A W!!!
Exhibit A of why I think Ralph may somehow win with his dogshit filing is Melinda Scott somehow securing a default judgment against Null without ever serving him. Exhibit B is weeb wars. Our justice system is a roulette wheel where literally anything can happen. All being in the right and a competent lawyer does is stack the odds of victory in your favor. Nothing is guaranteed.

I do agree that he’ll make a show of it either way. If he does somehow win, Ralph’s law takes effect and he’ll ride high into an equal or greater L. If he loses, he’ll cope and seethe. Great entertainment either way.
 
Give me clocks if I'm late here, but who is he talking about? Vickers?
I believe the Diddler of Disneyland is that spic frankenstein that fingered the now-gunted sow back when she was 15 and he was 19, according to one of her attention-whoring tweets. It has been speculated (or even confirmed) that he's also her current boyfriend, which makes him the one of the biggest cucks in the world, second only to the elder gunt Vickers himself.
 
I can't wait to see the courts response. It's probably going to be spectacular.
The judge is probably going to strike this document, refer Ralph to the self-help counter, and give him a chance to re-file it. Vickers said Ralph forgot to file something with it, which probably prevents the judge from considering it on the merits.
As I was reading Ralph's court documents, I thought "I didn't realise Ralph had a restraining order against Vickers. I thought it was just Vickers who had the restraining order against Ralph", now after reading comments in this thread, I see that I remembered that correctly, but that Ralph is such a fucking idiot, he thought the restraining order was mutual.
:story:
It’s a stipulated order. The terms are mostly mutual, but there are some additional people Ralph is bound from attacking, like other members of the Vickers family.
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Ralph has the right to ask the judge to issue an order to show cause, but the fact that Ralph believes Vickers may have violated the order isn't a defense for any violations that Ralph may have made.
Has Vickers filed for his own OSC yet? Ralph “demeans” Matt Vickers at will, so I kinda forgot about this order.
i dunno this filing seems about the fastest way to turn a normal boring family court judge into an a-log you ever did see
Exactly. We may find it amusing here on KF, but guaranteed the judge has better things to do than decipher this nonsense.
Let the man work. He’s spent more time in a court room than most lawyers and he’s the top legal genius of our time, bish.
Remember, Ralph is a self-described “court reporter.” Nobody understands better than he does that the Court is a corrupt Aylawg institution. That’s why his strategy is to literally bury the Court in paper, thereby depriving it of oxygen and suffocating it. And seeing how everyone that crosses Ralph ends up getting SWATed, that’s probably gonna happen too. That is the foreseeable result of Ralph discussing this matter on his show.
 
I believe the Diddler of Disneyland is that spic frankenstein that fingered the now-gunted sow back when she was 15 and he was 19, according to one of her attention-whoring tweets. It has been speculated (or even confirmed) that he's also her current boyfriend, which makes him the one of the biggest cucks in the world, second only to the elder gunt Vickers himself. Thank you for reading this, your honor.
 
>Rhetorically attacks me
>It's a copyright dispute
>His wife sent a gift for my daughter to my house, violation!
(Mrs. Vickers does not have an RO in place.)

>Active member of Kiwifarms, who caused the suicide of at least 4 people
:story:

Fat gay tranny, cope and seethe.
 
>Rhetorically attacks me
>It's a copyright dispute
>His wife sent a gift for my daughter to my house, violation!
(Mrs. Vickers does not have an RO in place.)

>Active member of Kiwifarms, who caused the suicide of at least 4 people
:story:

Fat gay tranny, cope and seethe.
Is he saying that he will commit suicide?
 
I'll say I'm retarded and get it over with from the obvious responses forthcoming, but can someone repost what Ethan Ralph filed? Because I've gone through this thread and I am just missing the link for whatever reason and can not see it.

If someone could repost it so I can have a good read I'd appreciate it immensely.
 
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Kiwibros, we took another life
since no kiwibro has stepped forth to claim responsibility i will claim it. would a mod please be so kind as to increase my kill count by one? thanks.

I believe the Diddler of Disneyland is that spic frankenstein that fingered the now-gunted sow back when she was 15 and he was 19, according to one of her attention-whoring tweets.
i read this and can only imagine ralph just hates the guy because he is jealous. take your pic about which one he is jealous of

It has been speculated (or even confirmed) that he's also her current boyfriend, which makes him the one of the biggest cucks in the world, second only to the elder gunt Vickers himself.
i would call that huge cuck territory. imagine dating a woman who ran off from home to get gunted and now you lap up ethan's sloppy seconds while being the father to ralph's bastard son.
 
The best outcome would be, if the part of RO that restrains Ralph from talking shit on the internet would be dropped. Ralph would be reinvigorated by his spite and would provide kino kontent once more. And maybe he would limit his xannie intake, so we would see more livlely, wiliding gunt.
 
It really drives him insane when anyone makes money while discussing his antics. Ethan referred to Cog as a “competitor” and cited Vicker’s channel as a “cash grab.” I think this provides some insight on how the RalphaFinances are going.

@Null What if you made the Ralph board available only to those who paid a monthly subscription? I have a hunch he would appreciate that.
I belive in the free market of laughing at a fat retard ruin his life in an ever increasing matter
 
I'll say I'm retarded and get it over with from the obvious responses forthcoming, but can someone repost what Ethan Ralph filed? Because I've gone through this thread and I am just missing the link for whatever reason and can not see it.

If someone could repost it so I can have a good read I'd appreciate it immensely.
Here you go buddy.
 
I'll say I'm retarded and get it over with from the obvious responses forthcoming, but can someone repost what Ethan Ralph filed? Because I've gone through this thread and I am just missing the link for whatever reason and can not see it.

If someone could repost it so I can have a good read I'd appreciate it immensely.
I haven't seen the actual PDF posted either but maybe everyone is going off these spoilered screencaps from a Vickers show?

 
Thank you greatly.

Oh what a pathetic read it was. Ralph must have been on his hormone-imbalanced hyped up estrogen period when he wrote that whining piece of crap for the court. What a cry baby, and has earned the rarely used title of being a true "poofter" with all the insult such a title carries.

I've no doubt the Judge will be unimpressed with some things Vickers has done but all in all will be more concerned with the actual case.

For a guy who claims a tough guy approach, I can't think of a more sad piece of crap to have on file in a court room. I'm only surprised he didn't blame his drugs and alcohol abuse on Vickers while he was at it.

The judge will no doubt request a copy of Ethan's various police reports, RO request and Asylum papers he filed when he Feld to Mexico fearing for his life from the ruthless and sinister Vicker & Co who have been protected by the United States government.

I do not believe Ethan used an AI to type that piece of crap because it is so bad, I challenge Ethan to find anyone's filing that remotely approaches the autistic nature of his filing - if you can even call it that.
 
I do not believe Ethan used an AI to type that piece of crap because it is so bad
Oh, he just redacted and retyped bits from Vickers' filing using "bassed pdf editor". That's why he's the plaintiff all of a sudden hahaha

No need to certify the authenticity of any evidence you're presenting or indeed present anything relevant that might demonstrate that MATTAFACT you're not in violation of the restraining order.

Nah nigga just pepper in a bunch of twitter screenshots, some DMs from an illegal data breach, cry about your mom and how you feel and mention Gator and Cog (the judge will surely know who they are and what the fuck they've got to do with anything).

HIDE AND FUCKIN' WATCH the trained courtroom operator, aylawgs. :smug:
 
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