Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Why is Vickers even bothering with this? Ralph will just represent himself so he's not draining him with legal fees and Ralph has no assets worth a damn so it's not like he could collect anything. I guess he could get the Ralph's swamp(does he even still have that?), put up some anti-Ralph plaque in bumfuck Louisiana.

Because Vickers is a fat, thin skinned, retarded, manlet, faggot just like Ralph.

 

[Near]

If somehow Vickers drives himself bankrupt, or ends up actually owing his assets to Ralph. Man, that will be a funny morning to wake up to.

 

[SargonF00t]

Why is Vickers even bothering with this? Ralph will just represent himself so he's not draining him with legal fees and Ralph has no assets worth a damn so it's not like he could collect anything. I guess he could get the Ralph's swamp(does he even still have that?), put up some anti-Ralph plaque in bumfuck Louisiana.

With Ralph's earnings, could a court rule that Ralph has to pay Vicker's a monthly sum as a payout?

Ralph is living like a bum mainly because of how much money he loses on gambling.

 

[HackerX]

Vickers is - in many ways - worse than ralph.

It makes sense. Both are haunted by Null's Law of Corn Kinematics.

Vickers is identical to Ralph, but he's got more wiggle room to fuck up spectacularly.

TBF, Ralph was the one that coomed in Faith, not the one whose daughter fled across the US to get coomed in. One of those is definitely worse than the other.

 

[Pentamidine]

If somehow Vickers drives himself bankrupt, or ends up actually owing his assets to Ralph. Man, that will be a funny morning to wake up to.

Vickers is representing himself in the defamation suit.

 

[AnOminous]

Vickers is representing himself in the defamation suit.

Lol. Lmao even. What a complete retard. He better hope Gunt can't retain a SLAPP lawyer.

 

[Fannyscum]

This is service for the legal fees in the RO violation case:

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The Biggest Karen in the Sektur called the visitation center and asked to speak to the manager:

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Ralph2 is glad that his cartoonish plan to serve Ralph1 didn't last 24 hours:

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But the clock is still ticking on his other cartoonish plan to get Ralph to legally and permanently waive parental rights. I imagine he is sitting next to an ornate sand timer, rubbing his hands and smuckling:

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[Near]

Vickers may be a retard, but seeing Ralph run from legal papers like a black dad runs from his family is something else.

 

[Deezy]

Why the fuck did Vickers goad Ralph into taking a paternity test for the kid, only to try to walk it all back now that Ralph is paying child support? If Ralph disappearing from their lives were the actual desired outcome, Vickers could have just let things be before Ralph had established paternity.

It’s simply baffling. There’s no way he makes enough $$$ from streaming to offset the cost of all the legal chess he’s playing. Doing all this shit purely for attention (or even spite) is just too alien for me to recognize.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

I hope Ralph takes the offer so he can be bullied into breaking the agreement by being mercilessly teased about abandoning his son to live with [what he calls] a Mexican pedophile.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

With Ralph's earnings, could a court rule that Ralph has to pay Vicker's a monthly sum as a payout?

Ralph is living like a bum mainly because of how much money he loses on gambling.

Defamation suits like this are almost impossible to win, that's why they're so rare. Vickers has to PROVE that Ralph intentionally lied about him. That basically requires Ralph admitting to it somewhere on record and Vickers presenting that as evidence. He needs the equivalent of a tweet from Ralph or clip from his show saying "Yeah I know I'm lying about Vickers". Then he has to prove that he was damaged financially by the intentional lie if he does miraculously win the first part. This is in California too with very strong anti-SLAPP laws so if Ralph had $$$ to pursue it this could really backfire on Vickers.

Ralph's only concern would be the cost. Vickers is handing him another legal win though.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Why the fuck did Vickers goad Ralph into taking a paternity test for the kid, only to try to walk it all back now that Ralph is paying child support? If Ralph disappearing from their lives were the actual desired outcome, Vickers could have just let things be before Ralph had established paternity.

It’s simply baffling. There’s no way he makes enough $$$ from streaming to offset the cost of all the legal chess he’s playing. Doing all this shit purely for attention (or even spite) is just too alien for me to recognize.

What turned EOR 180 on the DNA test and custody/visitation issues was Jim's "EOR's a deadbeat dad" merch.

 

[AnOminous]

What turned EOR 180 on the DNA test and custody/visitation issues was Jim's "EOR's a deadbeat dad" merch.

Ralph is incredibly lazy but the one motivator that can always get him to do something incredibly stupid with a lot of energy is spite.

The funny thing is his spite is never anything that would actually harm or even annoy the enemy he thinks he's owning. He owned absolutely nobody by going to Portugal twice and getting his ass kicked both times. He owned nobody by sodomizing a barely legal teen and getting convicted of a sex crime and permanently stuck with child support. He owned nobody by fleeing to Mexico to live like a broke pussy.

 

[Fornicario]

Vickers is representing himself in the defamation suit.

Lord, Vickers must be a retard himself. Just because Dominion managed to kill a unicorn does not mean defamation suits are easy. On the other hand, getting dinged for SLAPP damages will finally convince Vickers to let the Gunt go and raise a grandchild instead.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Vickers is just hoping legal threats and the carrot of no child support will get Gunt to surrender custody and Vickers some ultimate victory. I'm sure the no child support is tempting for Gunt.

If Vickers actually was in any way interested in this he would have made a private offer to Ralph and agreed to never to speak of the matter online, because we know Ralph only cares because of his e-ego, nothing else. Ralph would take it if he could get out of his measley $800 a month, but only if it was never leaked online.

I have a hard time believing her boyfriend wants to adopt Xander. Usually that sort of thing only happens after several years of marriage, and then usually only after a sibling is born from the union. I feel bad for any twenty year old who thinks adopting a child with a single teen mom is a good life plan, it's bad enough when they are the actual bio-father.

 

[AnOminous]

If Vickers actually was in any way interested in this he would have made a private offer to Ralph and agreed to never to speak of the matter online, because we know Ralph only cares because of his e-ego, nothing else. Ralph would take it if he could get out of his measley $800 a month, but only if it was never leaked online.

Doing it in public guaranteed that Ralph will never accept it. Vickers can't understand Gunt, even though he IS Gunt.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Ralph would take it if he could get out of his measley $800 a month, but only if it was never leaked online.

Dead on the money.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

As people are saying - if Vickers hadn't posted this everywhere it would have had a much better chance of going through.

What's shocking though is that Ralph considered it, and that Dick Masterson allegedly said he should take the deal. Imagine being signed away for what your parent alleges is less than 8% of their monthly income. Insane.

 

[Polyboros2]

As people are saying - if Vickers hadn't posted this everywhere it would have had a much better chance of going through.

What's shocking though is that Ralph considered it, and that Dick Masterson allegedly said he should take the deal. Imagine being signed away for what your parent alleges is less than 8% of their monthly income. Insane.

I mean if it couldn't of been posted everywhere, Vickers would of never made the offer. He thought he had the leverage to fully publicly own Ralph, or he just wanted to continue sabotaging his families well being for e-clout.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean if it couldn't of been posted everywhere, Vickers would of never made the offer. He thought he had the leverage to fully publicly own Ralph, or he just wanted to continue sabotaging his families well being for e-clout.

That or he's just a goddamn idiot.