Diablo 4 general - All shit will hit the fan this June

i'm sorry, what
Or is that $110 in AUD, NZD, or CAD?
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He's lying or stupid
Well don't you look like a walnut you retarded dog cunt
 
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Well don't you look like a walnut you retarded dog cunt
inb4 currency conversion
Minimum wage is 800 AUD per week Rent is 395-500 week multiplied by 4, add utilities, necessities, tuition fees, etc.
Economy is in the shitter for ordinary fella.
Blizzard prizes NEVER adjust to inflation.

For content this is a ripoff, filled with FOMO and paid EA P2W for paypiggies.

Diablo 3 is casual shit, Diablo Immortal is P2W.

Overwatch Collectors edition was only game that I splurged on and it's worthless paperweight now the first game is dead.

Fool me once shame me, fool me twice I'll roll cigs out of my money.

There are casuals going for D3 temporarily. Little the know what shitshow that was.
 
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Oh, okay, that's in Petrolfumes, not Fatbux. Huh, that's still... uh... one sec, let me get a calculator out.

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Yeah, that's about what I thought: fucking retarded!
Bliz, you dog fondlers haven't made a game worth anywhere near that much in a long, long time. Fuck directly off into the sun and don't come back, thank you very little for your time.
 
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Blizzard hasn’t done anything worth playing since Warcraft 3. The Blizzard we knew and loved is dead. Trying to say this is going to hearken back to Diablo 2 just seems like a straight up lie at this point. Feels like a fusion of 3 and Immortal from what I’m seeing.
 
At least we can have some fun watching the servers die this Friday as all the people that pre-order/ate at KFC try to play the beta.
 
At least we can have some fun watching the servers die this Friday as all the people that pre-order/ate at KFC try to play the beta.

Moreover people who paid for beta where before this closed alpha-beta testing were invite only, those who passed their lives and money away on WoW and Hearthstone got first dibs.

Now Blizzard is all about paid beta.

This shit will be casual/retard magnet. The very same retards who boycotted Blizzard for 15 minutes over Hong Kong and their rape parties.
 
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This shit will be casual/retard magnet. The very same retards who boycotted Blizzard for 15 minutes over Hong Kong and their rape parties.
wonder what cope tactics people would use if you call them out for supporting a company, that steal women's breast milk, made a female employ kill themselves and a CEO that threaten his female secretary with death.
 
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Now, for a weird question: is Diablo 3 "fun" to play as a complete casual? I mean, I liked Diablo 1&2 mostly for atmosphere. I must have run Diablo 2 on Normal and some Nightmare dabbling with the most subpar builds possible just to have fun and enjoy the pretty models and cinematics, and I wonder if Diablo 3 reached the level where you can ignore the mess and enjoy the skeletons flying around.
Atmosphere in base game is pretty bad.
Art style doesnt fit type of game it is suppossed to be. PC is mary Sue that is well aware how awesome she/he is.
Story is pretty dumb even by Blizzard standards.
Reaper of Souls (dlc) imo is much better.
Game can be fun if you turn off your brain and kill hordes of monsters for few hours.
 
Reading peoples' impressions of the game in this thread is depressing. I spent a lot of time in my youth playing Diablo II with LoD and have fond memories of the people I met.

It's a shame the series is going to shit. Diablo 3 was mediocre even after RoS came and Diablo Immortal is shameless cash grab. The only redeeming quality of Immortal are the little lore tidbits you get about the Diablo 2 heroes.

If you would have told me 9 years ago that out of Torchlight, Path of Exile and Diablo that only one game managed to not completely fuck everything up, I'd have told you to lay off the crack and cope more.
 
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wonder what cope tactics people would use if you call them out for supporting a company, that steal women's breast milk, made a female employ kill themselves and a CEO that threaten his female secretary with death.
"Lawsuit was settled"
Blizzard loyalists are souless bugmen who aren't concerned with things like Morality and long term ramifications.
That and people have very short attention span and memory thanks to convenient next big thing™ for or to ogle at.
 
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Ok let me predict this:

- People who paid for empty access play the game, there are problems with it, despite the problems people will go "They'll fix it before release"

- People who datamine the game find interesting things about P2W and warn people about this.

- Game comes out, the problems aren't fixed, the servers are busy, lolerror37, also the P2W services are revealed.

- Streamers spend thousands of dollars on the P2W stuff to show how broken the game is despite the red flags from before, People get outraged for 2 weeks, game is dead in a month or two and only whales play it.

- "Diablo IV is the fastest grossing game!"

- Microsoft finally acquires Blizzard and "omg it's saved!!!1!1!".

- Years later Diablo V gets announced, people get hyped, rinse and repeat
 
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Atmosphere in base game is pretty bad.
Art style doesnt fit type of game it is suppossed to be. PC is mary Sue that is well aware how awesome she/he is.
Story is pretty dumb even by Blizzard standards.
Reaper of Souls (dlc) imo is much better.
Game can be fun if you turn off your brain and kill hordes of monsters for few hours.
It's also super easy lol. I've run through as a Wizard, Necromancer, and Witch-Doctor, and even though it's a rough start up, by Chapter 2, you can just cum dump absolute death onto the battlefield at will. There's really not much challenge to the game.
 
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It's also super easy lol. I've run through as a Wizard, Necromancer, and Witch-Doctor, and even though it's a rough start up, by Chapter 2, you can just cum dump absolute death onto the battlefield at will. There's really not much challenge to the game.
Yeah I played as mage. And gameplay was reduced to hold right mouse button to burn enemies with magic laser. Once I spent all mana just use few basic attacks to recharge it.
Most bosses fell in less than minute .
And I played on highest dificulty possible.
There were some higher, but they required to beat game first to unlock.
 
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Yeah I played as mage. And gameplay was reduced to hold right mouse button to burn enemies with magic laser. Once I spent all mana just use few basic attacks to recharge it.
Most bosses fell in less than minute .
And I played on highest dificulty possible.
There were some higher, but they required to beat game first to unlock.
There's also a fun point, where it gives you an ability to turn into that weird void thing, and suddenly you're invulnerable with unlimited magic, and a bunch of high damage spells for what's like 2 minutes solid. It's absurd lol.
 
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I ordered my damn chicken sandwich. I believe that's good for today at 9am PST? I think the chicken deal is for 2 days only, so I'll have to decide pretty quick if I want to drop $100 on this. I'm not against that in principle though, Diablo and Fallout are about the only 2 game series I still have any interest in. I actually like D:I which I played through the story for free, so I'm a sucker for this stuff.
 
wonder what cope tactics people would use if you call them out for supporting a company, that steal women's breast milk, made a female employ kill themselves and a CEO that threaten his female secretary with death.
Wait what?
 
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