Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

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So, apparently Pandora (the jewelry company) released a Disney Princess collection of rings recently, and it's got the Disney adults all up in arms about them. Apparently the rings are "not what they wanted" or something.

The YouTube algorithm just recommended an hour and a half long video of some Disney adult ranting about this. The YouTube algorithm decided to say "fuck you" to me today. I ain't watching that shit, lol.

Saddest Fandom On Earth, indeed.
 
StarkRavingMad said:
So, apparently Pandora (the jewelry company) released a Disney Princess collection of rings recently, and it's got the Disney adults all up in arms about them. Apparently the rings are "not what they wanted" or something.

The YouTube algorithm just recommended an hour and a half long video of some Disney adult ranting about this. The YouTube algorithm decided to say "fuck you" to me today. I ain't watching that shit, lol.

Saddest Fandom On Earth, indeed.
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You got a link to the video?
 
Captain Syrup said:
The only remotely positive thing that happened in the last ten years was watching this complete and utter no-talent hack finally fall from grace.

He had a brief moment of resurrection after his messy divorce, but he's such a drunken layabout that he finally got shipped off to a glue factory. I hope DiCaprio will join him there.
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That's a shame, because I still think he'd be great in an Emperor Norton biopic, if he could tone down the crazy.

So, apparently Pandora (the jewelry company) released a Disney Princess collection of rings recently, and it's got the Disney adults all up in arms about them. Apparently the rings are "not what they wanted" or something.

The YouTube algorithm just recommended an hour and a half long video of some Disney adult ranting about this. The YouTube algorithm decided to say "fuck you" to me today. I ain't watching that shit, lol.

Saddest Fandom On Earth, indeed.
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Those rings at least look better than the ones they used to represent the Elven Rings in Amazon's the Rings of Power. And if you think they look bad, Swarovski Crystal put out a Disney Advent Calendar that looked so bad that they had to issue a full refund:


I could probably put together a better crystal-themed advent calendar using shit I got from Michael's crafts. It looks horrible.
 
Coo Coo Bird said:
From left to right:
Aurora, Snow White, Cinderella, Belle, Ariel, Jasmine, and Tiana, right?
If they're identifiable from just a thumbnail, aren't they using the iconography?
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yeah, if I can ID any of them at a glance it's clearly not _that_ fucked inconography-wise
Scarlett Johansson said:
Anyone remember Body Wars?
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Leonard Nimoy's greatest thrill ride!
 
StarkRavingMad said:
I sacrificed my YouTube algorithm to find this video again.

You're welcome. lol.

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Does the black ""princess"" (I'm not looking up the movie) get a lip rip? One of those giant sub-saharan ones.
Coo Coo Bird said:
From left to right:
Aurora, Snow White, Cinderella, Belle, Ariel, Jasmine, and Tiana, right?
If they're identifiable from just a thumbnail, aren't they using the iconography?
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A'riel(Jerusalem)'s ring needs a Remphan Star on it.
 
Coo Coo Bird said:
From left to right:
Aurora, Snow White, Cinderella, Belle, Ariel, Jasmine, and Tiana, right?
If they're identifiable from just a thumbnail, aren't they using the iconography?
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From what I saw on the Pandora site, Aurora's ring is actually Rapunzel's. I'm assuming the outrage on that one is that it looks more pink than purple?

I don't know exactly what the complaints are about the rings ... But, if you like princess crown rings (which is apparently what Pandora specializes in?), then you'll like these? And if you don't like them, then don't buy them and go about your life like an adult? lol.

I actually think that the Ariel ring is cute, btw. Appropriate mermaid jewelry without looking like it's obviously Disney.
 
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Didn't she "step away" from the franchise once before? She's only doing it now because they can't ignore anymore that they're losing money on it.
 
Lazy Drei said:
Disney owns Star Wars, therefore, I guess, this is relevant:

Kathleen Kennedy (AKA Destroyer of the franchise) is reported to step away from Star Wars soon™.

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Kari Kamiya said:
Didn't she "step away" from the franchise once before? She's only doing it now because they can't ignore anymore that they're losing money on it.
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yeah, if true, this is very much a case of "too fucking late to make a difference"
 
Lazy Drei said:
Disney owns Star Wars, therefore, I guess, this is relevant:

Kathleen Kennedy (AKA Destroyer of the franchise) is reported to step away from Star Wars soon™.

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If true, then what's the point?

Star Wars is dead. There's no fixing anything about it at this point.

Star Wars is so dead, in fact, that I can't even watch the OG Trilogy anymore. It's been effectively ruined for me.
 
StarkRavingMad said:
If true, then what's the point?

Star Wars is dead. There's no fixing anything about it at this point.

Star Wars is so dead, in fact, that I can't even watch the OG Trilogy anymore. It's been effectively ruined for me.
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Now we can have Dave Filoni take over and make Star Wars all Ahsoka, all the time. And wolves, so many wolves. His wife is also a wiccan so expect more Fagolyte-level shit.
 
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