DE Drachenlord / Rainer Winkler - 300kg schwerer Metal-Fan aus Mittelfranken

[Procrastinhater]

Spoiler: 2020

17th of January: lachschon.de bans any Rainer content from their site. This is the start of the end of lachschon.de, and we're all glad about it.

7th of March: xHamster account is active again, he uploads videos there because his pornhub gets banned all the time

17th of March: Rainer gets banned on Younow for 48 hours

23rd of March: Rainers fence gate got destroyed

29th of March: Rainer made another discord server

10th of April: well known German rapper Sido invites Rainer to join his stream. They talk a bit. Rainer gets to tell his lies.

6th of May: his discord account gets deactivated. He violated the terms and conditions.

7th of May: he paints a part of his balcony wall

28th of May: Rainer joins tiktok (fucking hell)

3rd of June: lachschon.de finally leaves the internet. Just give up, @SchnappiLS and do something else if you can't stop sperging around.

11th of July: some visitors storm the entrenchment

16th of July: court day for Rainer. This time as witness in Nuremberg.

10th of August: announces end of youtube career, for the hundreth time.

15th of August: Rainer had "sex" (image1, image2, image3, image4)

16th of August: Rainer creates a new blog "wall of shame: dragon hater". It disappears after 1 day.

17th of August: Rainer hit 100k subs on Youtube

12th of September: Rainer shoots haters with bow and arrow

26th of October: police sues Rainer for slander

7th of November: BLM defeated, new media treaty, Rainer doesn't need a broadcasting license

8th of November: third swatting at the entrenchment

9th of November: Rainer deletes his discord server because a German streamer named Exsl95 was able to join the discord through his mods.

25th of November: a German Bodybuilder-Youtuber (spoiler: he is not the sharpest bulb in the shed) Kevin Wolter visits Rainer. He tells a ton of lies that even Kevin frowned upon.

Damn bro thanks for this. I can't believe theres so much lore on this guy, he almost deserves his own CwCi, hell at least as far as contact with him goes he's nearly as documented as Chris, but far more interactive.
Tbh trolling Chris lost it's appeal when Bob died, and since he trooned out he's been boring for years (at least until he fucked his mom and decided he was Jesus of Nazareth) the Drachenlord is funny as shit and his reactions are the definition of Kino lol.
He's rapidly becoming my favorite cow.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Property tax on a place that big can't be cheap?

there are 42 people living in his village. living there is cheap af. or was.... recently an article came out where a news reporter interviewed neighbours (they wanted to stay anonymous) and the neighbours said that there is vermins and rats infestation because Rainer doesn't keep his property clean, he doesn't maw the lawn and doesn't take care of any trash. He doesn't pay for waste disposal and has no trash cans so he puts all his trash in bags and puts it in his barn (which has no roof because it collapsed and was torn down by the local authority. the roof truss was rotten. you could see it getting worse each year. It looked like it had a dent, as if someone bent it a bit. and one day, boom, it fell.)

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Maybe if he didn't scream at the cops and curse and swear at them they'd be more willing to help him.

They are most likely aware of Rainer insulting them and calling them worthless sons of bitches and incompetent in his streams. Gee do I ever wonder why this, paired up with his constant calls over randos just walking down the street, lead to the cops not giving a shit...

It's my pet theory that the cops keep an eye on his streams so when he calls they know whether something's up or not. Sometimes they don't even pick up the phone, wouldn't surprise me if they just take a look at their screen, go "nope, not worth it" and go about their job... after all, there's other people who need help from the cops, too.

It's a tiny village right?
They must be sick of him, it doesn't help that it's because he doxed himself.

Absolutely, during one call a cop basically told the Lard to neck himself, so the cops can finally enjoy some calm and quiet.

If he stopped fucking raging out like an ogre from some saga they'd stop turning up at his house eventually, he's not gonna do that though, he's fucked, it's self propagating at this point.

The thing is, every once in a blue moon, he actually does not react and when that happens, sometimes the people just become more of a nuisance, like throwing rocks at the house, trying to break into his property and so on. This shitfest has heated up so much, even keeping a low profile won't work quickyl, since it will only make people tard out at him even harder. He'd have to button down completely and maybe it would relent after some time. His tardrages reward haters and trolls, no wonder this shit continues.

He can afford to disappear for a while then, that AdSense and Patreon money is automatic, once it's coming in you can just let it tick over, he should Lumberjack himself for a while and hope people forget about him.

Most of his money went into paying back massive debts. Dude had times where he was so low on money, he literally had no electricity and his electricity now runs on a pre-paid system.
The money he is making now will soon go into something stupid that'll leave Rainer as poor as we was before, the only one profitting here are the banks.

And lest we forget: He will go to jail for quite some time and he will move to a different place. He's pretty much ramshackled to dox himself and hope haters show up to bother him, just so he can keep the pity-party cashcow running. But it's dubious at best if that even works. My guess: Jail Season (Knaststaffel) will be most likely the beginning of the end for Drachenlord. He'll end up in some apartment complex where other people will beat the crap out of any hater trying to bother the Lard, meaning the Lard will fall into obscurity and without his tardrages, no one will bother keeping up with him. But given that the Lard is incapable of handling money, it'll take months during which he's going to waste money left and right before he realizes that he had no income all along and is severely in debt.

 

[Procrastinhater]

13th of October: a Twitter troll tweets about the Norwegian arrow and bow assassin and writes that "Rainer Winklarson" is the culprit and shares images of Rainer with a bow. Several news media in different countries don't factcheck and write an article about it, saying Rainer is the assassin.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Lmao I can't believe even your networks fall for the Sam Hyde gambit...

 

[Erich Raeder]

It's my pet theory that the cops keep an eye on his streams so when he calls they know whether something's up or not. Sometimes they don't even pick up the phone, wouldn't surprise me if they just take a look at their screen, go "nope, not worth it" and go about their job... after all, there's other people who need help from the cops, too.

Not too far fetched, the implication that people doing a real job (i.e. not commentators/restreamers) get paid for watching his livestreams is surreal

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

He's rapidly becoming my favorite cow.

You probably don't know about the NWO Saga yet.

There is a group of internet trolls called NWO (new world order) and they pretended for a while that Rainer was their homosexual leader and the headquarters were in Altschauerberg. They harassed other weird german lolcows as Drachenlord.

The first one is a paranoid dude named Mimon Baraka. He went apeshit on youtube for a while. He was constantly trolled by the NWO and made crazy youtube videos in response. Eventually he realised that he had mental problems and went to a mental institution.

Here he talks to Rainer (who he thinks is the NWO leader) and bavarian politicans because he thinks they are watching his insane videos. He says he wants Rainer to stop his attacks or he takes Horst Seehover (a politican in bavaria) to prison. Absolutely crazy shit.

Then there is a martial arts midget named Kopfnuss Kalli. Dude is slow in the mind but occasionally has an actual job. He also got harassed by the NWO pretending to be Rainer and ontop of that the NWO pretended to be him to harass Mimon. Someone from the NWO called Mimon and said he is Kalli and Rainer told him to gouge his eyes out.

He visited the Lard a few months ago (he drove 400 km!). But he and his friends where scared of the police (he calls them clowns in uniform) so there was no confrontation with Rainer. In the video he says he needs the cane for his bad joints but I wouldn't be surprised if the tard dwarf actually wanted to beat up Rainer (which would have been fucking hilarious, midget with a stick vs. an Ogre)

 

[WWE Champion]

Ich glaube, das hat noch niemand geposted.

Happened today before he started playing Metroid. Music was added by Rainer's soundboard.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1449348661515890695

 

[Rommelbutt]

Ich glaube, das hat noch niemand geposted.

Happened today before he started playing Metroid. Music was added by Rainer's soundboard.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1449348661515890695

Lmao how the guys just run away ahahhahaha that's hilarious

Rainer: "wow the police shows up by themselves" (out of the loop note: he expects the police to drive by at least once or twice per day. Or the police should hang around all day in a car and watch over his property. The police often told Rainer that they can't do anything because when they arrive, nobody's there. So he thinks if they focus solely on him and anyone else can just fuck themselves, then the world is fine)

I wonder if the police got em all and gave them a verbal sending off (if that's the wrong word, I blame linguee). Or if they just drove away after the group walked away far enough to trigger Rainer.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Not a single one of these faggots was Naruto-running smh

 

[WWE Champion]

Das ist übrigens Rainers juristisches Ass im Ärmel für nächsten Donnerstag.

Ich vermute mal links wäre die Anzahl Besucher pro Gruppe/ Geschlecht / Zeitpunkt des Erscheinens / Polizei gerufen, wenn ja, wann / Was die Besucher gemacht haben.
A: Alarm auslösen (?)
F: Filmen (?)
H: Hausfriedensbruch (?)
TR: Tor rütteln
W: Werfen

Rainer wieder live, es wird mit Hatern gepflegt diskutiert und CCTV beobachtet.

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Er ist extrem getriggert, aber Polizei kam jetzt vorbei und das letzgähn geht weiter und der stream endet gleich. Mund extrem klein. Es endet damit, dass er sich aufregt, dass die Besucher wohl straffrei durchkamen und nach 3 min schon wieder gehen konnten. Er bereitet jetzt den Dragon Monday vor und isst noch etwas (Überraschung).

 

[NigKid]

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Wir alle kennen die drei geschlechter; Männlich, Weiblich, motorad

 

[WWE Champion]

Wer nicht weiss, was mit seinem Leben anzufangen, kann die Liveaufnahme des Lustlords schauen. Vielleicht gibt es ja wieder Action mit Besuch.

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[Stoneheart]

midget with a stick vs. an Ogre)

ITs magical, like a DnD game with crackheads...

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

ITs magical, like a DnD game with crackheads...

I would have compared it to some particularly crazy gladiator battle in the times of Caligula's reign, but a deranged DnD game might fit just as well.

 

[Stoneheart]

I would have compared it to some particularly crazy gladiator battle in the times of Caligula's reign

dont shit on my boy Caligula, that man was loved by his people and on of the early shitposters, giving an important political post to a horse. that was only topped by biden in 2020 when he made a horse VP...

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Incitatus might have been the only politician in the history of Italy that wasn't corrupt.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Btw, who here knows some background lore about Ariella? According to dragonchronicles she was the first or one of the first girl in the dragon game (out of the loop info: basically females are called "Mulle" in the dragon game). Did she ever hint or tell Dragonlord that she is interested in a relationship with him? I updated 2015 until mid of August. He was on a festival with Ariella and she was drunk and at one point she started rambling about dragon being a son of a bitch and ran off to have sex with a random guy. And dragon "caught" her having sex and was then super sad and hurt. Did she ever say she is interested in him or anything??

btw he is live again:

 

[WWE Champion]

Btw, who here knows some background lore about Ariella? According to dragonchronicles she was the first or one of the first girl in the dragon game (out of the loop info: basically females are called "Mulle" in the dragon game). Did she ever hint or tell Dragonlord that she is interested in a relationship with him? I updated 2015 until mid of August. He was on a festival with Ariella and she was drunk and at one point she started rambling about dragon being a son of a bitch and ran off to have sex with a random guy. And dragon "caught" her having sex and was then super sad and hurt. Did she ever say she is interested in him or anything??

I will write a piece on every influencial person on the RW Lore from thepast to the present, including her. According to my knowledge she never told him she was interested or gave him any hints. She was part of the group who gave us the first pictures from the inside of the Schanze, and they also stole his "Fuck duf Hader" (or something like that) sign

 

[Rommelbutt]

I will write a piece on every influencial person on the RW Lore from thepast to the present, including her. According to my knowledge she never told him she was interested or gave him any hints. She was part of the group who gave us the first pictures from the inside of the Schanze, and they also stole his "Fuck duf Hader" (or something like that) sign

yeah the theft of that sign happened in 2015, somewhen until August. I already documented it. But idk how much time I have left this weekend. Got much to do until Thursday. But the timeline will be updated.

there's a 4h40min stream of Ariella talking about her experience with DragonLord. It gives massive insight tbh. If anyone has a bunch of time... here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86aUrfXR_Mw&t=4675s. I'm listening to it right now. I really think we should write a translation of that. Like she said that Rainers driving test, someone read the question out loud for him. Somewhen in 2014 or 2015 they took off the plaques because he didn't pay taxes. The wallpaper in his kitchen decided to leave and the extractor hood in his kitchen is hanging weirdly. He often asked Ariella to wash his dishes and she described them as really disgusting.

does a pin at featured content make sense? that way people who always wanted to know more about the dragon game but don't speak German know it's finally not German-only anymore.

 

[NigKid]

does a pin at featured content make sense? that way people who always wanted to know more about the dragon game but don't speak German know it's finally not German-only anymore.

i think we should wait for the trial so theres something specific for new guys to discuss and laugh about.
that might be biggest influx of people into the game we've ever had