DE Drachenlord / Rainer Winkler - 300kg schwerer Metal-Fan aus Mittelfranken

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I don't know if the english speaking haters already saw Drachenlard play Assassins Creed or not but it's too funny to not post.

Angry german Ogre plays like a r.etard and screams at Ezio or Ätzzio in Winklerspeak.

Translation:

Spoiler

1. Ätzzio you are a fucking idiot!
2. Damnit!
3. I hate it!
4. That's not your fucking mission!
5. Sorry but this makes me angry.
6. I could explode, what was this?? It was so easy and then...shut your mouth! (talking to an npc because npc interrupts his ranting)
7. Shut up I don't care! (still talking to the npc)
8. 00:48 Weird Ogre noise
9. Still angry at the talking npc
10. 1:05 - I don't get it! I just don't get it! Why didn't he do it like he is supposed to??
11. 1:17 - What the hell are you doing, you stupid son of a whore??!!
12. What the hell was that??!!
13. I'm going to explode because of the controls! What is this??
14. Where is this asshole? What is this shit?? Why didn't I get him the third time??
15. I don't get it! It's not normal!
16. What the hell? Why is he jumping over there??
17. Go away! Go away!
18. ranting about Ätzzio and automatic controls
19. More rants about Ätzzio

 

[Procrastinhater]

And if this situation continues with these bastards, someone's going to -and no, this is not an announcement- someone's going to go on a killing spree around here eventually if this continues, dude."

Some of you guys are alright, don't go under my bridge tomorrow...

 

[Sterbenchu]

Quick translation, cause even Rainer's lawyer is dunking on him and our frens from the Commonwealth need to know:

Rainer's defense attorny:
"The defendant went to a special ed school, doesn't have a school degree, he has trouble expressing himself, the way how he expresses himself is awkward, the way he expresses himself is rough. The danger of misunderstandings or misinterpretations is immense, so that's the reason why he won't say anything [in court] for the time being."

Translation from legalese to proper English: "The guy is as dumb as a sack of potatos, so I told him to shut his retard piehole, so I can at least attempt to dig him out of that hole of stupidity that he made for himself."


Fuck me. I thought that was just a shoop.

Is there at leats any hint that this is his lawyer? This is just a random snippet of someone talking about a retarded person, he could literally mean anyone.

I looked that up recently and from what I read, there is no specific law against insulting state employe like a police officer. But they could sue the "perpetrator" as a citizen under paragraph 185 StGB. (Article about the case law: https://www.lto.de/recht/nachrichte...eleidigung-meinungsfreiheit-richter-polizist/)

Fun fact, Rainer is being sued for defamation (as well as other crimes), what the letter in this post shows. My guess the defamation case involves a police officer since Rainer keeps flaming the police during his streams.

Late, gay and already proven to be a hoax.

 

[WWE Champion]

I don't think this guy is actually Rainer's lawyer, just a lawyer talking about a client who has a similar background cut out of context (otherwise Nordbayern would have reported on it). But I think this is exactly what the defense strategy should be: Let Rainer talk as little as possible.

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

Just from a entertainment standpoint it would be greate to see Rainer defend himself in court.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

We're not kidding when we say he's the German Chris Chan.
Living in Bumfuck nowhere... check.
Lives in rundown house... check.
Having weird linguistic mannerisms... check.
Fucked an inflatable sex-doll and posted the video... check.


This. Also, the much more serious charge is Winklarson saying the cops aren't doing their job and so on, which isn't just an insult, it's libel.

All things considered, I don't think he's exactly like Chris Chan. Chris Chan is an actual retard who is unable to do anything by himself, whereas Dragonlord can install cameras in his home. Dragonlord is much closer to DarkSydePhil when speaking of similarities between lolcows.

Infact I think the only reason he gets lumped in with Chris is because he's as infamous as Chris is and also because of the smell he must emanate wherever he goes. To be more accurate, I'd say he's more of the bastard child between Chris and DSP, he inherited Chris' tard rage and unhygienic lifestyle, and DSP's short temper, obsession with streaming and laziness.

Now that I'm thinking about it, didn't DSP masturbate on stream once? I think a common theme between lolcows is that they always make a fool of themselves on video and then make it available for all to see online.

Spoiler: Auf Deutsch

My German is a bit rusty, so bear with me.
Mein Deutsch ist ein bisschen schlecht, also habt geduld mit mir.


Alles erwägt, ich glaube nicht dass er Chris Chan ist. Chris Chan ist ein retardieren wer alleine nichts machen kann, während Drachenlord kann installiert einige kameras ins sein haus. Drachenlord ist eher wie DarkSydePhil.

In Fakt, ich glaube der einzige grund er wird in den gleichen korb gelegt ist weil er ist als schändlich als Chris Chan. Um genau zu sein, ich würde sagen er ist das kind von Chris und DSP. Er hat geerbt Chris' verzögern wut und unhygienischer lebensstil, und DSP's Jähzorn, livestreaming Besessenheit und dein faulheit.

Also hat DSP nicht einmal masturbiert? Ich glaube ein gemeinsames Thema zwischen Lolcows ist, dass sie sich auf Video immer zum Narren halten und es dann für alle online zur Verfügung stellen.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Just from a entertainment standpoint it would be greate to see Rainer defend himself in court.

It's also in the interest of the general population, since it would raise the chance of him being incarcerated for a longer time.

 

[Kongo-Müller]

I just want footage of him being dragged off by the bailiffs, scream-crying "Ferdammdn Arschlächaaa!" even as he gets pushed into the paddy wagon to prison.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I don't know if the english speaking haters already saw Drachenlard play Assassins Creed or not but it's too funny to not post.

Angry german Ogre plays like a r.etard and screams at Ezio or Ätzzio in Winklerspeak.

Translation:

Spoiler

1. Ätzzio you are a fucking idiot!
2. Damnit!
3. I hate it!
4. That's not your fucking mission!
5. Sorry but this makes me angry.
6. I could explode, what was this?? It was so easy and then...shut your mouth! (talking to an npc because npc interrupts his ranting)
7. Shut up I don't care! (still talking to the npc)
8. 00:48 Weird Ogre noise
9. Still angry at the talking npc
10. 1:05 - I don't get it! I just don't get it! Why didn't he do it like he is supposed to??
11. 1:17 - What the hell are you doing, you stupid son of a whore??!!
12. What the hell was that??!!
13. I'm going to explode because of the controls! What is this??
14. Where is this asshole? What is this shit?? Why didn't I get him the third time??
15. I don't get it! It's not normal!
16. What the hell? Why is he jumping over there??
17. Go away! Go away!
18. ranting about Ätzzio and automatic controls
19. More rants about Ätzzio

How can he be this bad??
He's going Defcon 1 over bad camera - that he fucking controls... like if he would fucking calm down for a second, everything he's doing wrong is his own uncoordinated paws on the controller.
I'm currently playing AC:Black Flag with my 5 YEAR OLD NEPHEW and he has more control and sense than Rainer, who makes his fucking living streaming this shit lol.
And what the fuck those Ogre noises... I just can't, my fucking sides.

 

[NigKid]

How can he be this bad??
He's going Defcon 1 over bad camera - that he fucking controls... like if he would fucking calm down for a second, everything he's doing wrong is his own uncoordinated paws on the controller.
I'm currently playing AC:Black Flag with my 5 YEAR OLD NEPHEW and he has more control and sense than Rainer, who makes his fucking living streaming this shit lol.
And what the fuck those Ogre noises... I just can't, my fucking sides.

He failed at mario kart with assist turned on, so this is kind of advanced for him

 

[Rommelbutt]

He failed at mario kart with assist turned on, so this is kind of advanced for him

That was so sad to watch. He always was like "ha, and now I'll win" and then he uses a power up shroom and drives off the lane and into a wall "WHAT WAS THAT??? WHY DID IT DRIVE OFF THE ROAD???? I DIDN'T PRESS THAT!!!" He's like DSP there but way more angry and raging hard af

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

In today's lustlord, he was ask a question about shemales. And again he shows and admits he has no understanding of what trans or shemale is. He thinks trans people are just dudes that dress and act female.

 

[Rommelbutt]

he is back with children games. it's one of those "find certain objects in this image" game. ofc this game is too hard for him.



""""""""""E N T E R T A I N M E N T """"""""

a detective game for kids

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

How can he be this bad??

Rainer is bad at literally everything and refuses to improve. He can't even speak german correctly and instead uses Winklerisms.

 

[Rommelbutt]

He makes up words and uses words wrongly. I can't think of that one word he made up, it sounded similar to provocation I think. He also likes to use words he once hears and uses them wrongly because he doesn't know the meaning. And is too proud to admit he doesn't know the meaning and he also doesn't look up the meaning.

Years ago, when he streamed on Younow, he kept saying he isn't begging for money. Until one day a guy posted the definition of begging in his chat and he started finding excuses for him, started getting angry and banned people.
I can't find the video of it but it was great. Him saying "I'm not a beggar" after reading out loud "begging is when people ask other people for money". And he was repeatedly asking for money on younow.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

He makes up words and uses words wrongly. I can't think of that one word he made up, it sounded similar to provocation I think. He also likes to use words he once hears and uses them wrongly because he doesn't know the meaning. And is too proud to admit he doesn't know the meaning and he also doesn't look up the meaning.

Years ago, when he streamed on Younow, he kept saying he isn't begging for money. Until one day a guy posted the definition of begging in his chat and he started finding excuses for him, started getting angry and banned people.
I can't find the video of it but it was great. Him saying "I'm not a beggar" after reading out loud "begging is when people ask other people for money". And he was repeatedly asking for money on younow.

Here is him trying to say propaganda. He also fails at reading about the definition of the word.

And then he spews this insanity:
"Propoganda. That's how it's spelled. Not propoganda but propoganda with P. Just because I'm spelling it wrong, I'm still writing it correctly. (What a weird sentence)

#Faillord

 

[Kongo-Müller]

I can't think of that one word he made up, it sounded similar to provocation I think.

"Browoganda", his portmanteau of 'provocation' and 'propaganda'. To this day he still doesn't know the difference or meaning, and uses it interchangeably.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Here is him trying to say propaganda. He also fails at reading about the definition of the word.

#Faillord

oh god this, his "brovoganda" word. jesus christ. he is so dumb

btw, Rainer met his end boss of puzzle games: one of those puzzles where you have to move the tiles (which are so fucking easy, cmon)

he said he'll skip that puzzle and went back to the hidden object game

EDIT: the puzzles seem to be repetitive or he played this game before, he said he knows where some stuff is because from other puzzles and because he had done this one before......... and he still sucks at this game......

btw, he just complained his chair is getting more and more uncomfortable with every day... couldn't be that he is around 20kg too heavy for the fucking chair? and the arm rest broke, he already fell backwards. and his ass is too big for the seat.

 

[NigKid]

btw, he just complained his chair is getting more and more uncomfortable with every day... couldn't be that he is around 20kg too heavy for the fucking chair? and the arm rest broke, he already fell backwards. and his ass is too big for the seat.

The chair is probably eligible for a red star by now, you can say about the Chinese whatever you want but that thing is fucking solid, probably worth more then the tüv certification

 

[Kongo-Müller]

The chair has survived harsher abuse than Obersturmbannführer Rudi and his Luger at Stalingrad '43.