DE Drachenlord / Rainer Winkler - 300kg schwerer Metal-Fan aus Mittelfranken

[Rommelbutt]

I don't question your truck knowledge, but since pick-up trucks are way less popular in densely populated central europe, I don't think he would have easily found a used F-150. Also he wanted a Ford Raptor, had to settle for a Ranger, because he owned it in Forza Horizon and one of his first cars or even hos first car was a Ford Mondeo.

I totally forgot about the Raptor. He couldn't just go for a stealthy car.

Not sure if he means Dodge Viper or Shelby Cobra, but he can't Afford either.

We've been trying to figure that out since years.

I wonder when he starts to get unhappy with his car. Right now he is still glorifying it and is proud of how big it is. He blocks the left lane on the highway and complains when someone is faster than him.

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

I totally forgot about the Raptor. He couldn't just go for a stealthy car.

We've been trying to figure that out since years.

I wonder when he starts to get unhappy with his car. Right now he is still glorifying it and is proud of how big it is. He blocks the left lane on the highway and complains when someone is faster than him.

Lol only drachen would think that's big. Must get his car knowledge from games.

THESE are big. That Ranger is a tinker toy. That said I do have a soft spot for sporty mini trucks like the Syclone and coupe utilities like the elco and Ranchero.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

How it started:

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How it ended:

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Remember that only 1 "person" is responsible for this. The inside & outside of the house looks like it was destroyed by a group of drug addicts but it was 99% just 1 fat dumbass. The other 1% were the haiders but everything else did the Ogre himself.

Also imagine being such a subhuman failure that people rush to demolish your old home once you moved out.

 

[Leutnant]

Ohhh....i'm looking so forward for the meltdown next week, It will be glorious.

 

[Justanotherguy]

And the lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou covet the holy Merkava of Emskirchen . Then once coveted, count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of counting shall be three, neither count thou two, expecting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, thou shall lobbest thou thy holy Merkava of Emskirchen towards thy Haider, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it"

Ehhhhh the Ford Ranger is not as popular in the US. The only reason they brought the "new" Ranger to the US is because Ford wanted to compete with the Toyota Tacoma (North American Hilux) and it performs poorly in sales. The Toyota Tacoma, Ford Ranger, Chevrolet Colorado/GMC Canyon, and Nissan Frontier fall under the "mid-size pickup" category in the US and every year the Toyota dominates in overall sales and popularity. Really when you consider something the size of his Ford Ranger in the US, everyone goes with the Toyota Tacoma.

The Toyota Tacoma is a fine vehicle, they hold their value and last forever. I can't say the same for this man's truck.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

Dunno if I'd call the Mustang "ok" but I'm biased.

US sports cars, except for Dodge's newer trash, have been an absolute weapon ever since they climbed out the emissions crunch of the early 70s.

I'd definitely say I see more rangers than Tacomas, but that may just be my area.

I see more old rangers than old Tacomas, but that's a given since all the old Tacomas snapped in half

I'm not really into cars so I am not based in my opinion of the mustang. Dodge is a product of the Italians so yeah everything under the umbrella of Stelantis from what I've seen is hot garbage. I see plenty of more new Tacomas over newer Rangers and I've seen the older ones on occasion.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Lol only drachen would think that's big. Must get his car knowledge from games.

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Jesus Christ, the third one looks huge. I'd need a ladder to get into that.

Dragonlord does get his knowledge only from games, movies, shows, and anime series. He doesn't consume anything that could broaden his horizon and give him actual true knowledge.

 

[Xyluz]

Well that's regarding global market share. In the US the most popular vehicle sold is the Ford F-150 which is considered full size. Ford has always been known for trucks and not really for cars.

There were and still are people that think of Ford cars as German cars thanks to the very well known Ford-Werke (Ford manufactuing facilites) in Cologne, which were founded in 1925, almost 100 years ago. If you drove a Ford car back in the day, it was manufactured in Cologne.

I guess one should think of the US mother company Ford and the Ford-Werke in Cologne as completly different entities (even though of course the latter belongs to the former).
Sorry for the random sperging, but this might surprise US-readers otherwise.

And as far as I know, Ford here is only known for cars, we have our own truck industry.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Too much car sperging, not enough ogre sperging.

It's about time that he goes to prison. It's unironically the best for him. He has a roof over his head, no internet, gets to see a doctor, gets 3 meals a day , no haters coming from all german speaking countries....etc.

It's going to be hell for him because he is a short tempered idiot but he needs a place with strict rules.

 

[Padoru]

Lol only drachen would think that's big. Must get his car knowledge from games.

THESE are big. That Ranger is a tinker toy. That said I do have a soft spot for sporty mini trucks like the Syclone and coupe utilities like the elco and Ranchero. View attachment 3078384View attachment 3078385View attachment 3078387View attachment 3078389

tbf we are talking about german drivers and for us a Ford Ranger is already immensely big. Those monsters you showed here would in many of our heads barely even qualify as a car anymore

 

[3-2-1836]

He finally moved out of his house after he sold it to the local town at the end of last month and lives as a Nomad in his Pick-up like a redneck. They demolished his house as fast as possible to give nobody a reason to go to his old hometown again. Kinda like destroying Hitler's childhood home.

Hitler's childhood home is still around, in fact it's being turned into a police station.

 

[Kredithai]

Ob der dicke für ne Woche seine Fresse halten kann? Ich zweifel irgendwie dran.

 

[3-2-1836]

sorry for english, but are you telling me that not only did he buy Ford's shittiest truck, literally the toy version that no hetero man in Texas under the age of 70 would drive, BUT he got the fucking diesel version?!? Holy shit, just get an F150 with a 6 cylinder engine, at least he'd look like he's the "manly man" he's trying to project!. Shit, he probably could've bought one from some dipshit GI, God knows back when I was in Stuttgart, that was a possibility (unless that's changed since like '9.

They don't sell any F-series trucks in yurop

Can't wait for Dankula's third installment of Drachenlord. Also
>Spending over 40k dollars on an oversized truck
Jesus, maybe he deserved to have that poor house that he fucked up put out of its misery.

I don't get why all you euros say the ranger is a massive oversized truck, it's a small truck by American standards.

 

[Wild West]

Ob der dicke für ne Woche seine Fresse halten kann? Ich zweifel irgendwie dran.

Ich hoffe ja, dass er die Woche vor dem Prozessbeginn noch ein Video hochlädt, wo er der Richterin das deutsche Recht erklärt und warum er nicht DERJENNICHE ist und somit auch nicht verurteilt werden kann. da er mit anderen Youtubern aber auch seiner Stromgesellschaft via Youtube-Ansagevideos kommuniziert, warum nicht auch mit dem Gericht?

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

They don't sell any F-series trucks in yurop


I don't get why all you euros say the ranger is a massive oversized truck, it's a small truck by American standards.
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That's exactly why they say it's oversized.

Then again, Mercedes does make the Unimog.

 

[Generic Retard]

I don't get why all you euros say the ranger is a massive oversized truck, it's a small truck by American standards.
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Because it is, if you compare road width and parking spaces, you will notice that a pick-up like that is "too big".
Also, because most other cars are smaller, but the roads and parking spaces are measured up to said "most other" cars.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

They don't sell any F-series trucks in yurop


I don't get why all you euros say the ranger is a massive oversized truck, it's a small truck by American standards.
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To be fair though, Rainer is considered a small ogre by American standards.

 

[Josterman]

The pilgrimage is done boys

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

Because it is, if you compare road width and parking spaces, you will notice that a pick-up like that is "too big".
Also, because most other cars are smaller, but the roads and parking spaces are measured up to said "most other" cars.

You gotta remember that NA is the standard for cars

 

[3-2-1836]

Because it is, if you compare road width and parking spaces, you will notice that a pick-up like that is "too big".
Also, because most other cars are smaller, but the roads and parking spaces are measured up to said "most other" cars.

Shame the cold war ended, back in the old days they used to design German roads to accommodate U.S. and Soviet tanks. tsk tsk