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Sometimes its just a little too dank

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I turned The Adventures of the American Rabbit (which I have still never been able to completely finish) into a drinking game with a friend about 12 hours ago. I'm still drunk.

*yawn*
 
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I just used the highway and thought about the following: What about a car that made a sound so screaching that it ruptured your ear-drums. And also the hymen of virging women (over 21).?
 
I got high and went downstairs to swipe whatever food my roommate left behind.

But then I saw I had a box of mac and cheese, so then I got excited. But then I remembered that we don't have any milk, but by then, I already had my heart set on mac and cheese. So fuck it, I added a bunch of butter instead.

Delicious.

Also, I forgot that I didn't have any clean utensils or pots or anything, so I cooked it in the microwave in some glassware.

Totally delicious. Now I'm eating it and watching aqua teen hunger force.
 
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Marvin said:
I got high and went downstairs to swipe whatever food my roommate left behind.

But then I saw I had a box of mac and cheese, so then I got excited. But then I remembered that we don't have any milk, but by then, I already had my heart set on mac and cheese. So fuck it, I added a bunch of butter instead.

Delicious.

Also, I forgot that I didn't have any clean utensils or pots or anything, so I cooked it in the microwave in some glassware.

Totally delicious. Now I'm eating it and watching aqua teen hunger force.
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College student days are best days no matter how old or done with college you may be.
 
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Three and a half beers -- nice little buzz. (I would've finished the third, but beer always makes me feel so full. I might as well just have a double bacon cheeseburger)
BTW, I can confirm the latest suggestion that a bacon sandwich is a good remedy for a hangover.

Had a third now. Just to help me sleep. Beer doesn't give me a hangover. On the other hand, I will NEVER touch cream sherry, ever, EVER again. I don't even want to smell that stuff.
 
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My mom drugged me today. I had a migraine, and asked if she could bring me something for it. I was expecting like Motrin migraine or something. But she hands me four pills and tells me to take two. So I do, and spent the next four plus hours half awake on the sofa, watching cartoons and feeling so spaced out and good. When I sobered up a little, I looked the pills up online. They were fucking Oxycodone. Mom of the year.
 
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The only thing that remotely helps my migraines is ginger ale. It isn't a cure, but it takes the edge off enough so I can sleep.
 
Randall Fragg said:
Holy shit I got really fucked up on weed. I threw up and felt like I was having an epileptic fit.
Got better, and I am actually pretty mellowed out now.
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ya, you gotta be careful and do background checks on what you're smoking sometimes. I remember I bought some shoddy weed from a guy I barely knew one time and it made me puke and feel like I was having a heart attack. Crazy stuff.
 
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Pepsi said:
ya, you gotta be careful to do background checks on what you're smoking sometimes. I remember I bought some shoddy weed from a guy I barely knew one time and it made me puke and feel like I was having a heart attack. Crazy stuff.
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But I smoked half of the join earlier and was fine.
 
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But I smoked half of the join earlier and was fine.
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Oh, that's weird. Could it've been some kind of reaction to something you had taken earlier? I've heard of people getting sick while drinking and doing weed or doing other drugs and doing weed.
 
If you're preparing to go on a bender, and suspect you're going to end up puking, I suggest grape Kool-Aid. Tastes exactly the same coming-up as it does going down.
 
Pepsi said:
Oh, that's weird. Could it've been some kind of reaction to something you had taken earlier? I've heard of people getting sick while drinking and doing weed or doing other drugs and doing weed.
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Nothing. Maybe it went bad or something?
 
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Nothing. Maybe it went bad or something?
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It could've been something a little less complex. Sometimes, when you inhale for too long you just have that gag reflex and start puking, although that's a lot more common while using a bong.

You said you felt like you had some kind of epileptic fit, right? that could just be nausea from throwing up. Either way, I don't think it's anything to worry to much about, or at least it I don't think it will have any adverse long term effects.
 
The job search has forced me into a life of sobriety (drug testing/lack of money is a bitch). Only thing worse than being unemployed is being unemployed and sober. I envy you fuckers.

LordKaT said:
I got drunk off tall boys. Wrist buzz I've had in a long time
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The kind of shit beer that comes in tall boy form always makes me feel bloated and doesn't even get me all that drunk. Also the end of the can when it's all warm and shit is disgusting. That said if all the alcoholic poor people reading this want a hint, tallboy+st. ides 40 = 5 dollars and a relatively decent drunk with minimum effort.
 
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