phil has leveled up and has to pick new spells, he's very upset by the number of spell options he has.
we're just reading descriptions and then explaining what it means.
"dark vision? that'd be good in dark areas"
masterful commentary.
he's legit just asking his viewers to pick the spells for him.
"thanks for the help with these spells because I don't know anything about these spells"
why not? you read the spell descriptions, what more do you need to know?
phil went with Hold Person.
he spent 15 minutes on leveling up.
phil is floating the idea of "multiple" runs of BG3 which is hysterical since he's not even going to finish 1 run, but ok.
phil has encountered the druids and I pray to whatever god that is listening that he accidentally starts a race war.
spent 8 or so minutes trying to steal a key from a bird, want to note he saved before trying, despite saying there would be no save scumming this playthrough.
phil thinks shadowheart is in some way connected to the druids because her hand mark flared up after talking to Kagha.
doesn't understand why you would have the "Reach for your weapon" dialogue choice against someone who just nearly killed a 12-year-old.
"why do they hate the demon people and not me? technically I'm an outlander, I shouldn't be here."
man is a retard. she hates the "demon people" because they are refugees living in her house eating her food and taking up her place. you're just some guy who showed up in the past 10 minutes.
cave man has gotten up to beat his PC some more as it chokes to death on 10 years of dust.
"DID THE BIRD DIE? AW MAN, IT'S DYING"
bird status debuff "exhausted"
it has been an hour of stream team, so let's recap what has happened. Phil leveled up his character, he stole a key from a bird, he talked to Kagha, and he talked to Neetie. That's it. You're caught up now.
phils goal of the day is to hit 660 members today, weird, since a month ago I thought he only wanted around 550 and that was it? strange how that number keeps climbing.
"I don't know what the hell I'm doing"
it's a basic RPG man, like, just do the quests?
he is terrible at navigating the shopping menu for some reason, you'd think he'd be better at it. phil is trying to sell a 33 gold item to a vendor for 45 gold.
"this is bullshit"
phil is displeased the vendor will not pay him more than the value of his item.
phil revealed himself as a survivor of the crash, and people immediately attacked him. he is surprised by this.
"MISS? this is ridiculous, why is it every time I have a high chance I miss? it's fucking stupid. what's the point of having abilities if the abilities can never be used because the game screws you over on the dice roll?"
sometimes that's how the dice fall, fat boy.
"I took damage from my own spell, it was giant damage"
man walked into his own tornado of knives and is surprised he got cut. now he has to figure out how to turn off the spell so he can loot the corpses. he is struggling very much with this.
now he can't figure out how to recast Speak with Dead, so we're just sitting here. "I didn't make the game, I dunno."
"since our first stream we've lost 70% of the viewers"
sounds like a successful business owner to me.
"im down 7hp which is REALLY stupid"
you're the one who walked into a storm of blades? that you summoned?
phil screamed at a viewer for saying "just play the game" despite them apparently not addressing him in the slightest, they were responding to someone asking if the game was worth getting.
he has encountered the Owl Bear.
with much menu struggling phil killed the Owl Bear, he now questions whether or not to strike down the Owl Bear Cub. He is concerned that it will want revenge on him and his family.
since no one gave him a direct answer in the chat, he has allowed the Owlbear Cub to live, Phil is HORRIFIED as the cub begins eating its mother. he's absolutely fucking flabbergasted, he was mouth agape, eyes wide, don't be too shocked phil, Jasper Kitty will do the same to you one day, I'm sure.
phil downed a potion of animal speak, but the cub is busy eating its mom, it does not have time for you phil, he's enjoying his fucking meal.
"just because he can speak doesn't mean he wants to? well, tough shit. i bought the damn game, I want to talk to the creature."
he keeps prouncing lae-zal as "layzil"
and that's pretty much the end. so let's recap. in 4 hours of gameplay, here's what happened: Stole a key, talked to Kagha, talked to Neetle, leveled up, fought the Owlbear.
that's it, see you next time kids.
couldn't finish it, sorry, anyway enjoy the salty rage today mentally ill mouth drooling moron detractors. Sadly for me, Derich doesn't like good vidya games so he won't be free from beating his meat raw cooming over cam girls instead of Phil's tits today in chat, and I'll be poorer for it.
