E3 2018 - A year of Mobile Games, Dancing Pandas, and Homeless Banjo Players - Did E3 2018 make all your dreams/nightmares come true?

What will happen at E3 2018

  • Ubisoft sacrifices a baby on stage to the tune of Earth, Wind and Fire's "September"

    Votes: 70 30.6%

  • EA conference is a 30-minute montage of sports games followed by 20 minutes of bald-faced lies.

    Votes: 149 65.1%

  • Bethesda announces their own console just so they can release Skyrim for the fifteenth time.

    Votes: 91 39.7%

  • Sony announces PS5 and half a dozen third-person adventure games with a grubby looking protagonist.

    Votes: 70 30.6%

  • Microsoft announces they bought Steam. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW.

    Votes: 48 21.0%

  • Nintendo's shows a jpg of the title of the next Earthbound game, internet implodes.

    Votes: 93 40.6%
  • Total voters
    229
PickleMan92 said:
I'd really just like to see a new proper Banjo game. Nuts and Bolts wasn't bad, it just wasn't Banjo. I feel like they did a good enough job with the remakes on 360 for Kazooie and Tooie anyway.
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I agree that a new Banjo platformer is preferable, but remakes in the vein of Crash Bandicoot Nsane Trilogy is probably better for the series. It'd be a way to reintroduce the series to a new audience, and it could gauge interest for a new game.
 
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I never thought I'd ever say this, but I'm genuinely looking forward to Ubisoft's conference. Their latest tease for more For Honor content is giving me blueballs and Im genuinely interested in the new Assassin's Creed game.
 
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Vault Boy said:
I agree that a new Banjo platformer is preferable, but remakes in the vein of Crash Bandicoot Nsane Trilogy is probably better for the series. It'd be a way to reintroduce the series to a new audience, and it could gauge interest for a new game.
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You guys know All the Banjo games (minus the gba stuff) are on Xbox 360 and One. They were included in Rare Replay. I mean, if they're gonna do a remake, its basically gonna be the same game but with some 4k textures slapped on top of them and charge you $60 for the pleasure. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
 
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Vault Boy said:
I agree that a new Banjo platformer is preferable, but remakes in the vein of Crash Bandicoot Nsane Trilogy is probably better for the series. It'd be a way to reintroduce the series to a new audience, and it could gauge interest for a new game.
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Difference is the early Crash games have aged like complete shit but BK is still pretty good.
 
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Fleeb said:
Maybe someone can give some insight on why Anthem's garnered so much hype? It looks like a generic post-Mass Effect Sci-Fi shooter to me. I feel like I'm missing something
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Mostly just loud Biodrones who love the fact the company only pumps out genre-themed dating sims now. Though I'm sure people who didn't bother with the last few abortions have their interest peaked by an entirely new IP from the company which isn't Dragon Age or Mass Effect.

Personally I don't care. The art style bores me to tears. While it worked for Destiny, the techno-grime green apocalypse sci fi look has really overstayed its welcome if you ask me. It's basically the new CoDpunk for science fiction aesthetic.
 
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Alto said:
I feel bad for the lady presenting Sea of Solitude. She was clearly very passionate about the game and the emotions behind it but her speech went on for so long that people were quick to poke fun at her.
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Agreed. Between her, the NFL dudebros, FIFA Trophy guy, and bringing out Unravel's bag-of-nervous-energy director (again), it really felt like there was next to no thought on EA's part to actually get people who can curate a presentation.

Jill Kews said:
https://twitter.com/XboxP3/status/1005624476845764608

sure you will, Phil

sure you will.
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One of the things I've learned from Microsoft's conferences is how they are always very selective with their wording.

Oh boy, 15 new games? Well, how many of those are also gonna be shown more at length at Square Enix, Bethesda, and Ubisoft later during E3, and Microsoft is just giving the "world premiere"? How many of these are not console-exclusives? How many of these 15 are just simple indie titles which people will gush about for a day and then forget until they release?

So yeah, while I really am hoping for Microsoft to show something amazing, I'm not giving my hopes up.
 
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GameStop bringing the top shelf domestic violence bants. SJWs reacting accordingly.
 
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I just watched EA cringefest of a conference, there was nothing that was even remotely not putrefied shit that they showed (the SW game by titanfall folfs was the only thing that even remotely might not be putrefied) Oh and fuck everyone that talked (this is retroactively activaved on Titanfall folks if they make putrefied shit too)
 
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So yeah, while I really am hoping for Microsoft to show something amazing, I'm not giving my hopes up.
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I'm hoping they show some Age of Empires 4 gameplay. Especially since Command & Conquer has been relegated to mobile.
 
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Alto said:
I feel bad for the lady presenting Sea of Solitude. She was clearly very passionate about the game and the emotions behind it but her speech went on for so long that people were quick to poke fun at her.
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I think it'll be the only worthwhile game to come out of EA. From what I hear of the BFV news, they are adding in a whole bunch of new mechanics that CoD fans will have neither the desire nor aptitude to use.
 
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