E3 (but not really) 2022

[Keystone]

I just want Alien Isolation with a pulse rifle. This is apparently too much to ask.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Shin Megami Tensei isn't even supposed to have a bubbly animu artstyle, i don't know what the fuck Atlus is doing but Persona has ruined that franchise.

And to think if it werent for howard lincoln "nintendo is a family friendly company that wont allow night trap" we would've gotten the first two SMT on the super nintendo and probably gotten spergouts between SMT and Persona fanbases

 

[The Man With No Name]

This show has just proven to me that AAA games are somehow better than 90% of indies nowadays, and that's sad when you remember indies during the Xbox Arcade days. I am legit interested in COD MW2 and Darktide and slightly interested in Flashback 2. the only indie game I have interest in is the TMNT beat em up.

Darktide's not exactly AAA. Fatshark is just high poly Eurojank

 

[Soycast Guy]

Putting this here because it was advertised during summer games - I downloaded that Saints Row character creator...there is no gender option. Just sliders. My attempt at making my normal male gigachad character has him looking like a VERY manly woman.

Lmao, big surprise. “The gender binary doesn’t exist!” And now gender is a spectrum. Stupid but also absolutely hilarious.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

And to think if it werent for howard lincoln "nintendo is a family friendly company that wont allow night trap" we would've gotten the first two SMT on the super nintendo and probably gotten spergouts between SMT and Persona fanbases

Probably not. The first two Persona games were nothing like the weeby shit they've turned into.

 

[NoonmanR]

And to think if it werent for howard lincoln "nintendo is a family friendly company that wont allow night trap" we would've gotten the first two SMT on the super nintendo and probably gotten spergouts between SMT and Persona fanbases

You can't blame Nintendo for this, SMT was on Sega CD, Turbo Grafx, and most important of all PS1. They had every chance in the world to bring this fucking game out, and innstead they botch a localization of one of the soul hacker games on saturn and release Persona 1 instead

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

You can't blame Nintendo for this, SMT was on Sega CD, Turbo Grafx, and most important of all PS1. They had every chance in the world to bring this fucking game out, and innstead they botch a localization of one of the soul hacker games on saturn and release Persona 1 instead

Okay you have a point about SMT not being on the ps1 they were seriously retarded about not localizing it in the west

 

[SiccDicc]

I actually feel vindicated shitting on Devolver.

 

[I don't swear]

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E3 needs to come back. I hate a month of unfocused events, for lack of better phrasing. Give it to me all at once, because I hate having to check ResetEra, or any site mind you, to have a pulse on what's going on in a 30-day timespan. I love video games but hate being strip teased.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

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E3 needs to come back. I hate a month of unfocused events, for lack of better phrasing. Give it to me all at once, because I hate having to check ResetEra, or any site mind you, to have a pulse on what's going on in a 30-day timespan. I love video games but hate being strip teased.

I kinda think this has been the trend for a while now. Xbox, Sony and Nintendo would do their presentations over a weekend, but you'd have smaller shows a few days before. This time they've just gone from a 1 week to 2 week.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

A rumour for now but I will laugh when it's confirmed that GoW Ragnarok is delayed to 2023. (Moon language article - use a translator)

https://www.gamereactor.es/sony-va-a-anunciar-el-retraso-de-god-of-war-ragnarok-a-2023-856573/

 

[Miller]

"Indie developers" with billion dollar publishers and financial backing from chinese and saudi investors.
The concept of indie was ruined by faggots like Tim Schafer moving in on it

Speaking about Mr Shitface, what happened to his money-laundering crowdfunding website? Is it still on despite that his company got acquired by Microsoft?

this looks fun as fuck

I was interested until I saw that it was like Diablo.

 

[Cod of War]

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E3 needs to come back. I hate a month of unfocused events, for lack of better phrasing. Give it to me all at once, because I hate having to check ResetEra, or any site mind you, to have a pulse on what's going on in a 30-day timespan. I love video games but hate being strip teased.

Here you go:

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I don't hate the Dorito Pope. From what I understand he is the driving force behind doing this show and I appreciate that. Shame that everyone that shows up to it is a hack or pushing an agenda or is an agenda-driven hack. Remember when Reggie used to show up and he and Geoff would play video games against each other on the big screen? I liked that. Video games are cool.

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Yeah, he's just putting on the show it's not his fault game developers suck so much tranny dick these days. I think the Game Awards has become far too commercialized and up it's own ass, but that's probably just the way the business has to be now.

Plus, I've seen him like and reply light heartedly towards tweets about him giving Kojima sloppy blowjobs before when he could have just had a huge lolcow spergout over it. I gotta respect that a bit.

 

[MooseGump]

Yeah, he's just putting on the show it's not his fault game developers suck so much tranny dick these days. I think the Game Awards has become far too commercialized and up it's own ass, but that's probably just the way the business has to be now.

Plus, I've seen him like and reply light heartedly towards tweets about him giving Kojima sloppy blowjobs before when he could have just had a huge lolcow spergout over it. I gotta respect that a bit.

I will always like him for making angered Felipe look like a dumbass and make a video complaining about it

 

[huecoffs02]

SGF
Highlights
- MW2 looks pretty
- Goat Simulator 3 trailer got me, enjoyed it.
- Callisto Protocol keeps looking great. Glad it's not in the shitty PUBG universe
- Lots of horror or thrillers (even shitty ones like Routine)

Lowlights:
- How the fuck did you think that closing with Neil Cuckmann was a good idea? That was a bunch of absolutely nothing even if the remake was not leaked. Neil was truly cucked by the leak anyways so I'm glad. He had nothing.
- Stop with the shitty "the world ended" indies where you show nothing but a group of diverse charcters who do nothing but walk
- wtf was that The Rock spot?

Devolver was alright. It was funny enough without being too long. Plucky Squire and Lamb Cult absolutely seem like great games.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

SGF
Highlights
- MW2 looks pretty
- Goat Simulator 3 trailer got me, enjoyed it.
- Callisto Protocol keeps looking great. Glad it's not in the shitty PUBG universe
- Lots of horror or thrillers (even shitty ones like Routine)

Lowlights:
- How the fuck did you think that closing with Neil Cuckmann was a good idea? That was a bunch of absolutely nothing even if the remake was not leaked. Neil was truly cucked by the leak anyways so I'm glad. He had nothing.
- Stop with the shitty "the world ended" indies where you show nothing but a group of diverse charcters who do nothing but walk
- wtf was that The Rock spot?

Devolver was alright. It was funny enough without being too long. Plucky Squire and Lamb Cult absolutely seem like great games.

I know an unironic The Last of Us 2 simp who starts malding whenever people talk shit about it, and even thought another remake of 1 was stupid and pointless.

Are there any cringe shows today? Please Nintendo save me next week.

 

[huecoffs02]

I know an unironic The Last of Us 2 simp who starts malding whenever people talk shit about it, and even thought another remake of 1 was stupid and pointless.

Are there any cringe shows today? Please Nintendo save me next week.

I think we should have some gay stuff like Future Games Show and Wholesome Games Show, might show some cool indies. Netflix should be showing games but it's Netflix so who cares.

Nevermind. It's just IGN showing stuff, Epic and Tribeca.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

A rumour for now but I will laugh when it's confirmed that GoW Ragnarok is delayed to 2023. (Moon language article - use a translator)

https://www.gamereactor.es/sony-va-a-anunciar-el-retraso-de-god-of-war-ragnarok-a-2023-856573/

RAGNAROK IS COOMING
2021*

*subject to change indefinitely

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Yeah, he's just putting on the show it's not his fault game developers suck so much tranny dick these days.

He's part of the crowd that encourages it because would be instantly cancelled otherwise.