Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[NoReturn]

I am not particularly mad at White Violin's outfit though. It would never work on her. Ellen is built like a cereal box.

Fanart already solved this one:

Yes, it's stylized, but using shoulder pads and flaring it from the hips could achieve a similar effect.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

I first heard of this dumb freak through Quantic Dream's video games (and Two Best Friends Play mercilessly riffing on them).

Everything makes horrible terrifying sense now.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

These days I only really check this thread to see Ellen going back to she/her pronouns and dropping the pooner bs. Troonery is not En Vogue anymore. It's just a matter of time.

 

[Adjustable Autism]

These days I only really check this thread to see Ellen going back to she/her pronouns and dropping the pooner bs. Troonery is not En Vogue anymore. It's just a matter of time.

I am waiting for the detrans arc with a lot of woe-is-me, and "why didn't anyone stop me, I was so obiously unhappy". She loves being the victim and this would play right into it.

This will take a while though, maybe even a couple of years. Hollywood and the rest of her social circle is really slow. It is still cool for celebrities to claim their kid is trans and the rest of the industry is in the doubling down phase. Ellen will definitely wait until detrans is the new hot shit in the oppression olympics.

 

[(NOT) A Flat Earther]

She looks so fucked, poor guy, I hope she gets some sense back into his lesbo/homo?? brain and realises how big of a fuck up her choice was, I liked his acting smh

 

[Turquoise]

"The first girl I kissed worked at The Healthy Way, a smoothie, salad and sandwich spot in the food court of The Halifax Shopping Centre."

Come on, Elliot, not enough information; tell us the whole menu. And what if a super fan goes to the wrong Halifax Shopping Centre? We need a post code.

 

[Candidae]

the wrong Halifax Shopping Centre

Not sure if you're joking but that is the actual name of one of the two malls on the peninsula lol. Out of curiosity decided to check if it still exists and it does. It's not in the mall but in the food court of the next door buildings that is technically a sort of mall to itself. Nothing noteworthy here but it's nice to see a local sandwich shop manage to exist near a Subway and other fast food.

https://www.healthywaycafe.ca/

Maybe they can add "location of straight man Elliott's first lesbian kiss" to their website. Would bring more rich ~queer~ students wallets into the place

Edit: thought it was elsewhere at first

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Elliot looks so much happier than Ellen.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Elliot looks so much happier than Ellen.

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Can you imagine a Black Mirror type of scene where Ellen meets her future self? Juno-era Ellen would be horrified if she knows that she will cut her tits in the future. But who knows, maybe she will take it as a sacrifice since she became a tomboy.

 

[LimeRikki]

Ellen Page is at her most comfortable when she's miserable.

I'm not saying she likes it. I'm not saying that she's happier for it. But, I am saying it's familiar, and it's what she knows, even though at this stage in her life, it's self-inflicted.

There are some people who are just so used to sitting in a puddle of misery that even if someone were to drag them out and they were to have access to real happiness and functionality, they wouldn't know what to do with it, or how to handle it; and they'd be miserable anyway.

That's Ellen. Trans joy or lesbian tomboy, she will never be happy.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

If she wasn't so unemployable now, she could have returned to play Kitty for Doomsday.

 

[Incecticyder]

Ellen Page is at her most comfortable when she's miserable.

I'm not saying she likes it. I'm not saying that she's happier for it. But, I am saying it's familiar, and it's what she knows, even though at this stage in her life, it's self-inflicted.

There are some people who are just so used to sitting in a puddle of misery that even if someone were to drag them out and they were to have access to real happiness and functionality, they wouldn't know what to do with it, or how to handle it; and they'd be miserable anyway.

That's Ellen. Trans joy or lesbian tomboy, she will never be happy.

Jesus Christ that is sad. Choosing horrible familiarity over unfamiliar happiness.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Jesus Christ that is sad. Choosing horrible familiarity over unfamiliar happiness.

It's extremely common in CSA victims.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Hey, it's been a while, time to take a look at this God forsaken book once again.

We go now to chapter 23. The name of the chapter being U-Turn, what could this possibly mean? We'll see about this soon enough.

Starting the chapter, we see Ellen finally deciding in that moment that she was not only gay now, but now that she is very very aware the she is not a girl! Troonsanity ensues. The phrasing on how she wasn't going to be a woman gets a little creepy in hindsight, considering what happened later in her life. It seems like being gay just wasn't enough for her.

When was the first time that she thought she was a hecking valid pooner? When she was 30! So, of course she always felt like a man, it's not like she had outside influence by the masses or media or anything, she just always felt that she wasn't a woman. She even tried to drag one of her friends into talking around into going along with this.

And she doesn't skip a beat on plugging an ad to Gaycation in the book while talking to one of her friends named Star, some dyke she met when she was in the production of episode 4 of the series, during the trip through the United States.

And they would personally connect in a very personal level, she recognizes that Star experienced far worse experiences than she have. But it seems that the two of them are very good friends, she listened to the album and she went full "this is so me fr".

And then we're starting to see Ellen sinking hard into the gender dysphoria and the troon ideas seeding in her head. She gets very obnoxious with her writing around here, so bear with me. They started talking about how uncomfortable she was getting dresses, mentioned like 9 times already in this book, and how she would hate the presence of her breast, not letting her wear what she wants. And how she hated seeing her own reflection in the mirror. Truly the behavior of someone who is mentally stable and not at all neurotic and completely unhinged.

And then she whines about how people are "mansplaining" her own problems, nobody could understand the sheer pain in her soul that is using a dress.

And yes, the term is correct, hysterical is the proper word for her problems.

And then she goes on a selfpity rant. Talking about how hard was for her using femenine clothing and how much pain it was for her, she was an actress, how could this be so difficult? She's having the definition on what we call, first world problems. And she goes on and on, until the schizo voice made her return into the book! Telling her how much she sucks.

And then, she has the talk, not with her parents, but with this dyke she met only a couple of years ago to tell her if she can do this next step.

I want you to take a good look in the next paragraph, because this is probably the most crucial part of the book at this point. Taking also an excerpt from a literally who troon writer.

Spoiler: Sperging about this part of the book

Never in the head of these egomaniacs comes across the thoughts of the rightful hate against trans people is how many of them actively participate in the grooming of children made by them, who tries to convince them that this shit is normal and the kids should become as them, motivating self-mutilation in the process, who also actively participate on servers that introduce EPI to minors and having literal pedophiles read children books in schools. How many of them in the last year alone were outed as pedophiles with a whole lot of CSAM in their computers?

We had a pooner shooting out a school and then having the audacity of try to portray her as a victim even though she was planning to shoot the school and tried to avoid shooting black children to not be racist, we have tranny rapists in women's prisons and judges who don't do anything about it because trying to hold a rotten moral superiority, we have trannies who steal awards from other women in sports because they can't do better in men's sports, this is the ideal world Ellen wants to live in, and it's obvious how much she was influenced by it, she's so mentally weak that this bullshit entered easily into her head. And this is a mental illness, there is no way to go around it, how do you call a condition that makes you feel that you should mutilate yourself healthy organs, ingest a dangerous amount of estrogen/tetosterone and HRT, and if the goverment takes that away from you, the first thought in your head is wanting to kill yourself?

That's right, that's a disorder, and a very dangerous one, and you want kids to go through all of this shit just because you too went through it? Fuck you Ellen, you fivehead neurotic midget piece of shit.

She is a rape victim and she was an easy target for these people to fill those ideologies in her head. She's nothing but that and a at best B-List actress.

Alright, now with that rant is over, let's continue.

She didn't know at the time how to feel, it seemed like she didn't had the proper answer for it, but at least she was comfy enough to start talking about her gender without starting crying, it all changed in therapy though and beg to know why did she feel this way.

And then, she close her mouth about it, never talking about it again for at least four years.

And, like the foreshadowing for a disaster waiting to happen. This is the time when she met her last ex, Emma Portner. And this time, she really fell in love, like, the impactful kind of falling in love. Then she says that falling in love is the most strong feeling one can have while feeling that the body isn't hers anymore.

And in that moment, she has a reflection on how love is supposed to be.

We end this chapter with Ellen recalling how she stopped going to therapy altogether during her marriage with Emma, only a solid two years later before she's started going insane again and saying that she would be ready to speak out. Also, look at the last phrase of the chapter "It was alive or not".

Again, a completely mentally sane person just talking her trans positivity to the world.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

So, it's like she never outgrew the discomfort of us girls when puberty starts hitting and we realize we are actually different from the boys. Talk about arrested development, man.
You can still be a woman and, you know, dress masculine without cutting your breasts and using hormones. Lesbians have doing this for years.
Any time and every time I meet a pooner I ask about what made them realize and it's always this. You can see that the problem is not actually their body, the biology. What bothers is the society's expectation of them. If it wasn't for the mental illness and the movement's grooming, they could be a very middle-finger-fuck-you woman, dyke even, and just go about their lives.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

one of her friends named Star, some dyke she met when she was in the production of episode 4 of the series, during the trip through the United States.

Alas, this is a troon. A black troon, so obviously Ellen has to listen and prostrate herself before the most victimist victim.
The song isn't terrible though. Star seems a lot less miserable then Ellen, just living his best HSTS life.

AH-Mer-AH-Su is the music project of interdisciplinary artist Star Amerasu, whose music and art is based upon her experiences living loud and proud as a queer black trans woman. While her early work was influenced primarily by folk and choral music, she has recently begun experimenting with electronic indie pop.

https://genius.com/Ah-mer-ah-su-heartbreaker-lyrics

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Alas, this is a troon. A black troon, so obviously Ellen has to listen and prostrate herself before the most victimist victim.

Of course. Of course it was a troon, I didn't found anything about him when I did a Google search, naming yourself Star isn't going to put looks on you to get famous.

Although yeah, the music isn't that bad, he has the talent, I'll give him that.

 

[and I must scream]

One thing that I've seen and find hilarious and infuriating at the same time is the way troons (=troons/pooners/enbies) react when you tell them Ellen Page looks miserable as fuck ever since she transitioned and is constantly on the verge of tears. You are not allowed to point it out and you are certainly not allowed to surmise that transitioning has made her miserable instead of feeling "trans joy". Oh, no. How dare you look at videos and pictures of this handsome dood and says she he looks sad and unhappy. How do you know she he is really miserable and depressed? She He might be tired! How dare you gauge her his mental state based on pictures and videos! You don't know her him!

See for example this Jammidodger's video and the comment on it.

The reason I find it hilarious and infuriating at the same time is because every time a troon post pictures or videos of their "past self" on social media, troons and "allies" are commenting about how they look so much happier now, how they have light in their eyes now, how they looked uncomfortable before (even if they looked perfectly happy in these past photos...), etc. Every bloody time. But of course as it is always the case with troons, you are only allowed to point this if the supposed change is from unhappy to happy. You cannot point a change in the other direction. That doesn't mean anything. It only mean something when it's unhappy to happy. When it's the other way around? They are just tired! They had an off day! What, you are not allowed to be uncomfortable anymore at all if you transition? What are you doing looking at people's photos/video and judging their happiness/mental state based on them, anyway? You don't know how the person really feels! You can't tell from a picture/video! How weird are transphobes, looking at other people's photos and judging their mood and mental health based on that...

You can never point out a negative connection/causality when it comes to transition. When it's negative, other things are responsible or you just imagining it. When positive, it's the transition. Always.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The reason I find it hilarious and infuriating at the same time is because every time a troon post pictures or videos of their "past self" on social media, troons and "allies" are commenting about how they look so much happier now, how they have light in their eyes now, how they looked uncomfortable before (even if they looked perfectly happy in these past photos...), etc. Every bloody time. But of course as it is always the case with troons, you are only allowed to point this if the supposed change is from unhappy to happy. You cannot point a change in the other direction. That doesn't mean anything. It only mean something when it's unhappy to happy. When it's the other way around? They are just tired! They had an off day! What, you are not allowed to be uncomfortable anymore at all if you transition? What are you doing looking at people's photos/video and judging their happiness/mental state based on them, anyway? You don't know how the person really feels! You can't tell from a picture/video! How weird are transphobes, looking at other people's photos and judging their mood and mental health based on that...

Maybe they're just autistic and faceblind. It's hilarious that healthy people can see the light in the eyes of the "before transition" photos but not the "after transition" photos.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

So, it's like she never outgrew the discomfort of us girls when puberty starts hitting and we realize we are actually different from the boys.

Well, to be fair, most girls don't grow up under the spotlight like she did. She, specially, was really never seen as a grown woman due to her figure and size. She was dammed to be cast as a young teen forever and I'm sure many specific kind of perverts were creeping on her because of this.

I can see why she felt she was never gonna be a woman, being a shorty myself. Some people will always treat you like a kid. Can't remember the actress, also a shorty, who said she had given up to be seen as hot bc people always will see her as cute.

Most women are allowed to grow out of this, but Ellen's brand is to be an annoying know-it-all teenager, so people from the industry didn't really want her to grow up into womanhood either. And as she was then a tomboy who wasn't into feminine stuff, she didn't see herself as a "woman" either as she didn't identify with the many other female celebrities who liked to dress up nicely for the red carpet.

I'm not defending this moron's decisions, btw. Just trying to explain it. Most normal people would realise their work environment is bad for their physical and mental health and leave. She chose to stay and rather mutilate herself for a career that ain't happening because there are no roles for her anymore. Bad things happened to her, yet she chose to make her situation worse. This ain't a case like Jazz who was groomed and had no chance, she had a choice.