Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

It can be tough following Ellen's book because she writes everything out of order like a Christopher Nolan script, but if she knew she was trans and had sex with a lesbian, wouldn't that be rape by deception? The lesbian thinks she is making out with another lesbian or at least a woman, but really she's having sex with a heckin' valid man.

 

[Fish and Chips]

And, like the foreshadowing for a disaster waiting to happen. This is the time when she met her last ex, Emma Portner. And this time, she really fell in love, like, the impactful kind of falling in love. Then she says that falling in love is the most strong feeling one can have while feeling that the body isn't hers anymore.

I wonder how Emma feels about being called "spouse" instead of wife. I also wonder how much Ellen paid her to say this: "She declined to speak publicly about her own gender identity and sexual orientation after Page came out as a trans man".

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

I wonder how Emma feels about being called "spouse" instead of wife. I also wonder how much Ellen paid her to say this: "She declined to speak publicly about her own gender identity and sexual orientation after Page came out as a trans man".

It could be tricky. Many people would come after her if she said she is still a lesbian even after Ellen transitioned, calling her transphobic and putting the bisexual label on her. I don't actually think she was paid, she just didn't want more headache.

 

[Trianon]

It sounds like she threw herself into relationships, especially her marriage, hoping that being in love was what she was missing, but when she was still unhappy, she did a "U-turn" and believed her love was never real. What's wild is that she is 100% convinced that transition will keep that unhappiness entirely at bay forever too, but when it fades, she is likely going to feel that same sense of dissociation from her past self's decisions, like she was in a trance and had to wake up. The only difference is that now she has all of society to blame for any continued sadness, which is going to prolong the snap.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

It sounds like she threw herself into relationships, especially her marriage, hoping that being in love was what she was missing, but when she was still unhappy, she did a "U-turn" and believed her love was never real. What's wild is that she is 100% convinced that transition will keep that unhappiness entirely at bay forever too, but when it fades, she is likely going to feel that same sense of dissociation from her past self's decisions, like she was in a trance and had to wake up. The only difference is that now she has all of society to blame for any continued sadness, which is going to prolong the snap.

How sad that this is exactly what happens/happened to Jazz Jennings. He also believes that once he finds love, he will experience sexual pleasure. Ellen wasn't exactly like this, but the situation is not so different.

Makes you wonder if she's even a lesbian at all. If she was somehow sexually abused as a kid, in any way, her becoming a lesbian was her way to cope with it and protect herself from attackers.

 

[Marc]

Makes you wonder if she's even a lesbian at all.

Ellen is none of the various things she has claimed to be. I'm hesitant to even refer to her as though she's a defined person: If Ellen believed herself to be in mixed company with five people who knew nothing about her or who she was, she would automatically affect and vacillate between five personalities intended to please each of them - even if the dishonesty of doing so caused obvious, short-term problems such as creating contradictory expectations to live up to, or story details to keep straight or reconcile.

Anxious people who are dishonest often strive to cultivate the impression that their dishonesty arises purely through anxiety (generally) resulting from some put-upon victimhood status they're dealing with (i.e., reacting to circumstances, rather than perpetrating any sort of action others would be permitted to attribute to shortcomings or fundamental faults of their character). However, it's the goal of the lie that gives away whether they're motivated by narcissistic cravings for unearned social status.

Narcissists love to use religion as a form of control (generally through claiming offense); and will tellingly adopt what are considered contrary dogmas (or even whole cloth ideologies) with the fickleness of a kind of hermit crab. Like many of her generation, identity politics just so happens to be Ellen's preferred form of performative zealotry, recreational sanctimony, escapism, and absolution; in which everyone else is expected to accommodate and placate her, all under the flag of "progress" (because Ellen already embodies what the rest of us need to be, after all - even if she happens to be constantly changing her mind concerning what that ideal self is).

Apparently, the only reason we don't see Ellen rocking a MAGA hat and taking selfies with Nick Fuentes is because she hasn't met the right man or woman in that scene to emulate: Every radical change in personality she documents affecting in the course of that book in which she uses LGBQTP+ jargon to contextualize her self-destructive habits as things to be applauded [always for politically-expedient reasons, rather than in response to positive consequences for herself and others resulting from her selfish actions and ultimatums she presents others with] follows the same formula of meeting shallow caricatures of people Ellen projects her particular insecurities onto, then being smitten enough to appropriate whatever of them she recognizes as "not like me."

I guarantee she once had a crush on a boy or girl based on nothing more than witnessing them juggling three oranges, and only because three seemed plausibly achievable in the context of earning praise through minimal investment of effort. Adopting a child's party trick in this manner represents Ellen's fundamental approach to life: Though obsessive-compulsive, Ellen is remarkably undisciplined, emotionally stunted, and is reliant upon props for attention which others are tasked with providing.

She also demonstrates limited range beyond acting out various forms of petulant and entitled behaviors (paradoxically done while emulating "strong" personalities who don't indulge in or resort to such manipulative tactics to get their way). Again: No matter who Ellen is playing, her fundamentally flawed self shines through enough to overshadow the artifice. And it's everyone else's job to protect her from any bad actors willing to rock the boat by pointing out that the emperor isn't wearing any clothes - That, in fact, someone is wearing the emperor's skin.

If Ellen's humiliating anecdotes are to be even partially believed, her strategy for life hinges on the instant she gets the impression that each new and exciting person in her life likes themselves enough to trust their own judgement: At that moment, they're immediately regarded as someone worth skinwalking in a fetishistic manner (which invariably involves either fucking them or adopting their particular, sexual preferences as something she claims unquestionably immutable, despite having publicly announced the choice and change). In either case, she's adopting each person as her new personality, then informing her publicity team. Ellen isn't an actor because she's any good at acting - Pretending to be something other than herself is the only way she knows how to live. Ironically, she's unwilling to start a new life: Her wealth affords her the choice to live as a shut-in fixated on remaining in Nova Scotia, and expecting the remainder of the outside world she doesn't participate in (beyond craving unearned social status within it) to change; so that she can fit in - As if the only thing preventing her from being happy is something everyone except for her is responsible for.

I see very little, fundamental difference between Ellen and those smug lolcows we've all observed who act as though they're giving away the solutions to the world's problems for free because their Youtube channel finally got twenty subscribers after ten years of vlogging from a squalid domicile somehow full of bad teeth. No matter what traumas Ellen has endured, if the worst experience of her life had been someone at McDonald's getting her order wrong, that would be the lynchpin conflict presented in her grand narrative because - by her own, published, myopic descriptions of her entire life -, that's the quality of selfish, neurotic person she has always been. Even though sexual abuse could serve only to exacerbate her pre-existing problems, I don't know that anything could have helped them. I associate Ellen's bullshit with the attention-seeking female cows on this site more than I do anyone capable of functioning within greater society. At the very least, she'd be creeping people out.

That all being said, I believe we'll be in for a good time once she gets her femurs broken in an attempt to become the slightly taller person she decides to emulate, or a patchy hair transplant for the sake of resembling anyone who isn't a child dressed as Gomez Addams for halloween, or a massive, necrotic skin burrito peeled off her legs and grafted onto her mons pubis to emulate the latest big dick she sucks pretending it's her being sucked - She'll tell her PR team that she's a gay man, now; and she'll look so miserable in each publicity photo showing off her latest, five figure makeover/disfigurement. There's all kinds of fun to be had in observing those who aren't happy unless they're miserable - provided you maintain your safe distance, don't feed them, and don't give them a taste for blood.

 

[pink cigarettes]

It can be tough following Ellen's book because she writes everything out of order like a Christopher Nolan script, but if she knew she was trans and had sex with a lesbian, wouldn't that be rape by deception? The lesbian thinks she is making out with another lesbian or at least a woman, but really she's having sex with a heckin' valid man.

I think they're just meant to hand-wave all this as "queer" these days. Because an FTM is no different from a man, bigot, except when she is, in which case, uwu queer.

Spoiler

Singer/songwriters "Tegan and Sarah" are friends of Ellen iirc. There is a new documentary about the two, and the whole film is weird because of the conspicuous absence of the word "lesbian." They have been performing for over 20 years, and they are both lesbians. They talk to long-time fans, friends, exes, people gushing about how "they let me be myself" "I was different from everyone else" etc, but all these girls use the term "queer."

I'm not a fan of the band (they creep me out; I was watching it because it's about how they've been catfished by a psycho fan for over a decade) but still, the ONE THING I knew about them was "those lesbian twins."
I'm not a defender of any part of the LGBT alphabet, but it's fucking weird. I do not hear gay men refer to themselves as "queer" to this degree, to the point that I don't hear them say "gay" anymore.

Anyway since I'm already spoiler-sperging: another glaring omission is the fact that one creepy stalker type fan, "Tara," who writes incest fanfic about them and threatens to confront them at shows, is obviously a troon. But we totally can't address the fact that the deranged stalker sex pervert is a guy.

So yeah. Self-hating lesbians pretending gender isn't real, but also, if Ellen has a girlfriend, that's not a lesbian relationship or a straight relationship now, it's "queer," because she says so. I'd divorce her crazy ass too.

It sounds like she threw herself into relationships, especially her marriage, hoping that being in love was what she was missing, but when she was still unhappy, she did a "U-turn" and believed her love was never real.

: If Ellen believed herself to be in mixed company with five people who knew nothing about her or who she was, she would automatically affect and vacillate between five personalities intended to please each of them -

We all know Ellen has probably 6-8 different mental illnesses but these two descriptions in particular scream "cluster-B." I can't even settle on which cluster-B, just....BPD, NPD, HPD, take your pick

 

[Pube Dandruff]

she sucks.

I'm not certain about a lot of things in this life, but I goddamn know that "prick" is not the gendered slur her inner voice uses.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Holy shit, how did no one realize what today was?

We need to step up our beaver game, doods.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Article

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Just a heads up for what's coming in the book.

This is going to be probably the looongest chapter in the book, probably even more than the Buckets chapter. And it's going to be quite a doozy, I already started working on it because there is a lot to talk about. So I'll say to stay tuned for it.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

Just a heads up for what's coming in the book.

This is going to be probably the looongest chapter in the book, probably even more than the Buckets chapter. And it's going to be quite a doozy, I already started working on it because there is a lot to talk about. So I'll say to stay tuned for it.

Thank you for your service. May happiness and fortune be in your path.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

I think she was honest with Emma about her gender dysphoria during their marriage and possibly feeling it before the relationship, because Emma released a song about their divorce shortly after their divorce announcement, so probably would have been working on it before that:

Emma Portner is in a musical duo called Bunk Buddy that's released two songs. One is Sike Ward! about Emma having gone into a psychiatric ward for 3 years, and the other is 'ill Vows' and is about the breakdown of her marriage to Ellen. Lyrics like: 'closeted woman trying to turn into a spouse', 'this body is all I've got' and 'I won't share the blame but I'll say that it's okay'. The chorus is 'There's more to the story' repeated. So my understanding of their marriage breakdown has always been that it was Ellen who wasn't satisfied and left Emma, I don't think they were equally the problem.

The songs were released Dec 2022 and them divorcing was announced Jan 2021.

https://bunkbuddy.bandcamp.com/album/bunk-buddy

It's interesting that Emma wrote lyrics about Ellen trying to turn herself into a spouse and now Emma is the ex-spouse in the book.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Chapter 24, we go now to probably the longest chapter in the book, if it gets too long I'll probably divide it in two parts, and probably more of them. The chapter is called "Your Heavenly Daddy." Just to give you an idea on how the mood is going to be in the topic of today's chapter.

We've seen Ellen talk about how she has sex, how she has crushes and how she sees the life in Hollywood and his personal views about many topics. But this time she's going to be talking about something different, which is something refreshing, to say the least, whether that refreshment is good or not remains to be seen, what would be she talking about in this chapter?
We start the chapter on a reflection, in the aftermath of her coming out in 2014 and thinking on how she was going to do with her life, she made a list on things to do to help her cause with the gay commnunity.

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And it's crazy how this snippet on her schizo voice can also be applied to her. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

Then, she recalls an experience on her seeing a documentary that seriously pissed her off, a documentary about Uganda making a bill that completely prohibits homosexuality in the name of religion and Christianity. Something that she would not be a part of in the slightest and validates her hate of religion. All according to the documentary, was the fault of American evangelists.

She talks about how in the documentary is showed how the US exports those "backwards" missionaries and anti-LGBT people to indoctrinate and aggravate the hate against LGBT people, also calling that also weak people in the US are brainwashed in that way to be indoctrinated and being easily influenced by larger groups of people. (Does THAT sound familiar?)

And of course, she made all of that documentary be about herself. How can sheee complain when a lot of people out there have it harder? And this is the first time she calls herself Ellen in the book.

Of course, this was so easy, how did she not think of that before?

She also states about how coming out was very hard on her, and how she needed to be done with it and how unfair it was to be living with the pain and how impossible it seemed to come out as a queer and just be done with it.

But she then had her Hallmark movie moment and how after just saying it to the masses and how be just herself, everything just went easy for her, it wasn't the end of the world at least! But still, she says that she had to be put 'over the edge' to finally address her feelings to her audience, the few of them who actually cares about her.

She also non-chalantly talks about how she listened to herself into the radio while she talks about breaking up with someone? Who? Who knows! Considering the list of people Ellen mentioned in her book, it could be anyone, maybe even you went with her at some point and you don't even realize it.

And now we're going to the time when she, directly, calls the time when she became a complete whore.

I'll call bullshit on this, with the amount of times we see her having casual sex in this book, probably her ass saw more traffic than Interstate 66. But hey, at least she now has the self-confidence to talk to women!

Her one and only true and honest one-night stand (which again, I call bullshit), was in a time after she broke up with Ryan, the lesbian she talked about many chapters ago. At first, she was with a friend of hers, named Shannon. One important aspect that she mentions here is that she did not told her that she was coming out from a broken relationship.

And when they split off for a moment in the bar, she finally met with this girl, and they hit it of right from the get go, she seemed so nice, and they talked a lot during her time in the place. And they were flirty with each other, which you know what could this mean, right? And after she and Shannon split off, more moment between the two of them now.

And, would you know? It appears that this girl had the same exact name as her ex! What are the fucking odds?

She got with the trauma of trying to come to terms with that, but finally she overcame her fears and decided to just go with it, even taking a moment to write about how she took a dump on the toilet and flushed, outstanding. And of course, she felt like a winner.

And after being back with her, she kind implies that her new friend used cocaine? No, not implied, she directly states that it was cocaine.

And after a round of cups, they go to the motel, and boom, lesbian sex happens, and of course, I can't help but laugh at Ellen attempts to write sex scenes. And she goes on and on about it. Sex while the other girl is coked up of her mind, by the way, this is a Wolf of Wall Street type of scene.

Spoiler: NSFW

And then, the two of them were done for the night, isn't that just romantic? And also, she kind of implies that she left the girl alone in the motel.

After that experience, she had her proper date with someone after having that bit of fun with someone. And our little Ellen was starting to feel more secure about herself! Not having the stress anymore with dating someone who was a girl and now she was more fiery, and they talked about a lot of things.

And she was such a strong and independent woman that she now had the force in herself to say "Fuck you!" to some of the guys that were creeping on them, stunning and brave.

Not only that, but again, out of pure fucking coincidence, it turns out that the girl she was dating was a femme fatale, a black belt badass nonetheless! Essentially making Ellen go full "What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?" copypasta, being small but saying that she can really fuck you up if you provoke her.

And then they decided to stay in a hotel, where surprisingly, there wasn't any sex involved, at least, not that she would decide to write in such detail again in the same chapter.

I'm gonna leave this from here. After rereading this, I underestimated how long this fucking chapter is going to be, and it probably would take three parts to go around it. I'll be making my best effort to have them reunited or possible resume some of the parts that happens in it, stay tuned for more.

But I'll end this part with this, I said before and I'll say it again, I'm surprised that Ellen hasn't caught an STD.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

She talks about how in the documentary is showed how the US exports those "backwards" missionaries and anti-LGBT people to indoctrinate and aggravate the hate against LGBT people

Oh, this aged so well...

 

[Fapcop]

Chapter 24, we go now to probably the longest chapter in the book, if it gets too long I'll probably divide it in two parts, and probably more of them. The chapter is called "Your Heavenly Daddy." Just to give you an idea on how the mood is going to be in the topic of today's chapter.

We've seen Ellen talk about how she has sex, how she has crushes and how she sees the life in Hollywood and his personal views about many topics. But this time she's going to be talking about something different, which is something refreshing, to say the least, whether that refreshment is good or not remains to be seen, what would be she talking about in this chapter?
We start the chapter on a reflection, in the aftermath of her coming out in 2014 and thinking on how she was going to do with her life, she made a list on things to do to help her cause with the gay commnunity.

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And it's crazy how this snippet on her schizo voice can also be applied to her. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

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Then, she recalls an experience on her seeing a documentary that seriously pissed her off, a documentary about Uganda making a bill that completely prohibits homosexuality in the name of religion and Christianity. Something that she would not be a part of in the slightest and validates her hate of religion. All according to the documentary, was the fault of American evangelists.

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She talks about how in the documentary is showed how the US exports those "backwards" missionaries and anti-LGBT people to indoctrinate and aggravate the hate against LGBT people, also calling that also weak people in the US are brainwashed in that way to be indoctrinated and being easily influenced by larger groups of people. (Does THAT sound familiar?)

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And of course, she made all of that documentary be about herself. How can sheee complain when a lot of people out there have it harder? And this is the first time she calls herself Ellen in the book.

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Of course, this was so easy, how did she not think of that before?

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She also states about how coming out was very hard on her, and how she needed to be done with it and how unfair it was to be living with the pain and how impossible it seemed to come out as a queer and just be done with it.

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But she then had her Hallmark movie moment and how after just saying it to the masses and how be just herself, everything just went easy for her, it wasn't the end of the world at least! But still, she says that she had to be put 'over the edge' to finally address her feelings to her audience, the few of them who actually cares about her.

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She also non-chalantly talks about how she listened to herself into the radio while she talks about breaking up with someone? Who? Who knows! Considering the list of people Ellen mentioned in her book, it could be anyone, maybe even you went with her at some point and you don't even realize it.

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And now we're going to the time when she, directly, calls the time when she became a complete whore.

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I'll call bullshit on this, with the amount of times we see her having casual sex in this book, probably her ass saw more traffic than Interstate 66. But hey, at least she now has the self-confidence to talk to women!

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Her one and only true and honest one-night stand (which again, I call bullshit), was in a time after she broke up with Ryan, the lesbian she talked about many chapters ago. At first, she was with a friend of hers, named Shannon. One important aspect that she mentions here is that she did not told her that she was coming out from a broken relationship.

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And when they split off for a moment in the bar, she finally met with this girl, and they hit it of right from the get go, she seemed so nice, and they talked a lot during her time in the place. And they were flirty with each other, which you know what could this mean, right? And after she and Shannon split off, more moment between the two of them now.

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And, would you know? It appears that this girl had the same exact name as her ex! What are the fucking odds?

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She got with the trauma of trying to come to terms with that, but finally she overcame her fears and decided to just go with it, even taking a moment to write about how she took a dump on the toilet and flushed, outstanding. And of course, she felt like a winner.

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And after being back with her, she kind implies that her new friend used cocaine? No, not implied, she directly states that it was cocaine.

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And after a round of cups, they go to the motel, and boom, lesbian sex happens, and of course, I can't help but laugh at Ellen attempts to write sex scenes. And she goes on and on about it. Sex while the other girl is coked up of her mind, by the way, this is a Wolf of Wall Street type of scene.

Spoiler: NSFW

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And then, the two of them were done for the night, isn't that just romantic? And also, she kind of implies that she left the girl alone in the motel.

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After that experience, she had her proper date with someone after having that bit of fun with someone. And our little Ellen was starting to feel more secure about herself! Not having the stress anymore with dating someone who was a girl and now she was more fiery, and they talked about a lot of things.

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And she was such a strong and independent woman that she now had the force in herself to say "Fuck you!" to some of the guys that were creeping on them, stunning and brave.

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Not only that, but again, out of pure fucking coincidence, it turns out that the girl she was dating was a femme fatale, a black belt badass nonetheless! Essentially making Ellen go full "What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?" copypasta, being small but saying that she can really fuck you up if you provoke her.

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And then they decided to stay in a hotel, where surprisingly, there wasn't any sex involved, at least, not that she would decide to write in such detail again in the same chapter.

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I'm gonna leave this from here. After rereading this, I underestimated how long this fucking chapter is going to be, and it probably would take three parts to go around it. I'll be making my best effort to have them reunited or possible resume some of the parts that happens in it, stay tuned for more.

But I'll end this part with this, I said before and I'll say it again, I'm surprised that Ellen hasn't caught an STD.

Never thought I’d read “I flushed the toilet with intent” but there we go!

Her BPD really shines through here. Always looking for an identity. “Lesbian”, “Advocate and activist”, “promiscuous party girl”.

Sad!

 

[Athena Save Us!]

She talks about how in the documentary is showed how the US exports those "backwards" missionaries and anti-LGBT people to indoctrinate and aggravate the hate against LGBT people, also calling that also weak people in the US are brainwashed in that way to be indoctrinated and being easily influenced by larger groups of people. (Does THAT sound familiar?)

Yep. Those primitive African countries have always been the epitome of woke, and if it weren't for those backward Christians and their lack of tolerance for STD-spreading degeneracy, Africa would today be a wonderful place where AIDS isn't spreading like wildfire and where we've set aside strange notions of sex being binary.

Celebrity autobiographies come in two flavors: the self-centered ones who manage to make everything they hear or read about them and the ones who are willing to be a little more humble. I finished reading Michael J. Fox's book Lucky Man and was struck by how open and honest he was about his drinking problem and how it nearly destroyed his marriage. Or about how he was constantly afraid his next movie would be his last, and that was before his Parkinson's diagnosis.

Ellen's book is all about how hard things are for her, and it's everybody else's fault.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Ellen's book is all about how hard things are for her, and it's everybody else's fault.

Not only that, honestly this is a cautionary tale of what happens when you want to live a hedonistic lifestyle instead of getting serious professional help and having unresolved trauma.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

And after a round of cups, they go to the motel, and boom, lesbian sex happens, and of course, I can't help but laugh at Ellen attempts to write sex scenes. And she goes on and on about it. Sex while the other girl is coked up of her mind, by the way, this is a Wolf of Wall Street type of scene.
...
And then, the two of them were done for the night, isn't that just romantic? And also, she kind of implies that she left the girl alone in the motel.

This is wholesome. Girl does coke, she tries to David Carradine you, you have sex and leave her in the cheap motel before she wakes up. ROMANCE!

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Ellen getting choked out (and apparently she was okay with light pressure before) and that she never once questions afterwards if that was okay goes to show she was very long gone before she pooned out. No, she doesn't get off to it, but that she never once attempted to push her off is telling.