Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Marc]

For the reel:

 

[JelloJerk]

She just sounds like a gay man. Not intimidating at all. Even if she passed it wouldn't be intimidating.

 

[Marc]

She just sounds like a gay man. Not intimidating at all. Even if she passed it wouldn't be intimidating.

I liken her voice to the way a sentient Ellen Page muppet would sound with Kevin Clash's arm up its ass to puppeteer it. It's saying all kinds of words, but I only hear it begging to die.

 

[scathefire]

She just sounds like a gay man. Not intimidating at all. Even if she passed it wouldn't be intimidating.

That’s how a lot of pooners on testosterone end up sounding, Buck Angel for instance. IMO Ellen doesn’t even reach that, she just sounds like a woman with a deeper voice. Which is what she is. Lmao

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

I watched a few episodes and she looks weirder in motion. Like, even the teeth are weird. Uncanny valley shit.

 

[Metatron]

She just sounds like a gay man. Not intimidating at all. Even if she passed it wouldn't be intimidating.

Not even manly enough to get monkey pox.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I watched some clip of Ellen to hear her voice and right from the jump she's like (cigarette frog voice) "Trans people are real, full stop. We exist, we are real, our existence is not up for debate."
Preaching to the choir I guess but....that isn't how that works, Ellen. Just like I can believe in a God that thinks you've made yourself into an abomination, but that doesn't make the existence of such a God beyond questioning. See how that works? You, me, an atheist, and a flat-earther can all have our beliefs, but that doesn't mean I have to apostatize, throw out my globe, or call you a man.

 

[FinnSven]

I watched some clip of Ellen to hear her voice and right from the jump she's like (cigarette frog voice) "Trans people are real, full stop. We exist, we are real, or existence is not up for debate."
Preaching to the choir I guess but....that isn't how that works, Ellen. Just like I can believe in a God that thinks you've made yourself into an abomination, but that doesn't make the existence of such a God beyond questioning. See how that works? You, me, an atheist, and a flat-earther can all have our beliefs, but that doesn't mean I have to apostatize, throw out my globe, or call you a man.

The issue I think is not that anyone denies that there are people who call themselves trans.
Virtually no one denies that they have a disorder be it mental, hormonal or another as yet undefined or undiscovered cause, which causes them to firmly believe they are born in the wrong body.
So no, there isn’t some mass denial of the existence of trans people.

What she might mean is that people deny insisting that you are the opposite sex, having surgical procedures, taking hormones, or “presenting” as the other sex makes you that sex.
This isn’t denying the existence of trans people. It’s rejecting the idea that sex is mutable or “fixable”.

 

[Marc]

This isn’t denying the existence of trans people. It’s rejecting the idea that sex is mutable or “fixable”.

So long as we're being increasingly specific: In Ellen's case, it's about whatever amount of time can be added to the end of fifteen minutes. Ellen referring to herself as "Elliott" is no more to the point than calling her Ziggy Stardust - We all know who it is acting out.

 

[pink cigarettes]

The issue I think is not that anyone denies that there are people who call themselves trans.
Virtually no one denies that they have a disorder be it mental, hormonal or another as yet undefined or undiscovered cause, which causes them to firmly believe they are born in the wrong body.
So no, there isn’t some mass denial of the existence of trans people.

What she might mean is that people deny insisting that you are the opposite sex, having surgical procedures, taking hormones, or “presenting” as the other sex makes you that sex.
This isn’t denying the existence of trans people. It’s rejecting the idea that sex is mutable or “fixable”.

Uh....no shit? This is the entire point of my post. She is speaking as though her idea of herself is absolutely an undeniable objective fact that is self-evident and therefore others must believe, when it's simply the position of the individual calling herself "Elliot." That is why I compared it to other worldviews and faiths and you know what nevermind this is probably a waste of time. Read a whole post first and really try to grasp it before replying. Jfc

 

[TexasRanger]

My first thought was-who is this hobo?

 

[PetiteFeet]

Uh....no shit? This is the entire point of my post. She is speaking as though her idea of herself is absolutely an undeniable objective fact that is self-evident and therefore others must believe, when it's simply the position of the individual calling herself "Elliot." That is why I compared it to other worldviews and faiths and you know what nevermind this is probably a waste of time. Read a whole post first and really try to grasp it before replying. Jfc

You're both agreeing. Now shut up and kiss.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

For the reel:

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Ian has gotten desperate in his pursuit of the Chipmunks. This one can't even sing.

 

[Thumb Butler]

She just sounds like a gay man. Not intimidating at all. Even if she passed it wouldn't be intimidating.

She sounds like a gay midget with advanced throat cancer. The dood is not scary at all.

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

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Tyrone fuckin Biggums, I should have known.

 

[kiwi the bird]

wouldn't work, what would she impale people with? Her frankendick?

Vlad rapidly squeezes the ball, pumping up her frankendick until its reaches peak errectness. She stands proud with her meat tube standing by itself stiff and at a right angle compared to her torso. She thrusts, surely impaling her enemies with the power of her hips but alas there is a cracking noise! Oh no the erection device has broken! Vlad screams in agony as she holds her now rocked rot dog. The stitches start to split and the smell of necrosis fills the air. Pus and blood leak from the rot dog and Vlad weaps as the last of the flesh tube falls off her body completely.

In conclusion: franken dicks are way too weak to impale things and it would be better to use a strap on.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

@Nicholas II of Russia is the book finished?
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@Surfin Terf that worked, thanks!

 

[Surfin Terf]

@Nicholas II of Russia is the book finished?​

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@Nicholas II of Russia is the book finished?
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Fixed it for you

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

@Nicholas II of Russia is the book finished?
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@Surfin Terf that worked, thanks!

I will return looking at it soon enough. The work with the MrBeast thread plus certain happenings in my background have prevented me to keep reading. I will continue posting the pooner manifesto tomorrow.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

We're back with looking at this manifesto made by Ellen. Chapter 18, Intuition.

We start the chapter with the lil dood sitting in a toilet when she was a kid. The moment when she supposedly had a moment of clarity about what she wanted to do from now on, she knew in that moment that acting would be her life, even at the condition of her parents to not get her hopes too high about it. But she argued that "they probably told this to Julia Roberts, so they must be in the wrong".

She knew that this was gonna be her life from now on, and that was her little secret, she was going to be working on it until see how far she can go.

Then, she mentions that she would recit her lines on the script with another best friend she had at the time, this was a guy named Jack this time, a friend she had since primary school. They did not recorded the moments where she read the lines, but just record it on VHS with the help of the casting directors.

She then mentions the kind of stuff she used to do with Jack, doing all kinds of stuff together. Labeling themselves as the weird and quirky kids.

And also mentioned how they were relentlessly bullied because of this, lol.

She would then talk about comparing her own insecurities to Jack's, she explicitly says it. Full projection. And then talking about how they would be so different from others and that would make them more united against adversity.

And essentially, it was Jack who helped her get a leap on the acting industry, she apparently owes him so much for doing this for her. You know, letting her enter into an industry that would get her raped by multiple people, sexually harassed and groomed, that industry. But for her this was just a happy memory for his widdle buddy.

The film she would be acting is the film I Downloaded a Ghost, the first leap into more protagonistic roles that would cement her road in her acting career.

Look.



at.



that.

FOREHEAD.​

You can put a whole Harrier Jet in that runway. My goodness.

Going back to the book.

She also had another crush while doing the film, she had a crush on the bully of the film who was very kind to her behind the scenes. She apparently did not stopped thinking about her.

And then, when the filming ended, she started to feel sad about having to say goodbye to the people in the set, it was the first experience of something like this and it would make her feel sad for the upcoming weeks. Does it sounds like something we already read in the book? You would be correct, but this time she talks about how she did great in her grades, so at least is different.

She then would be in her second leading role of her career, Ghost Cat, another movie about a ghost tormenting her, kind of a weird coincidence. Here is where she met with her other best friend, Mark, mentioned in another chapter in this book. And to my surprise. It turns out that Mark was the VA of Arthur, Mark Rendall, from the animated series.

It wasn't until they worked in another movie, a Lifetime movie called Going for Broke that these two would be more connected in a meaningful way. They would be talking more personally and they would become more united together, but you know, just as friends, nothing like cis bigotry over here.

They reunited in a hotel in Montreal, she was practising with her guitar for a little while, when she heard a rang from the hotel that was for her. It was Mark, obviously. And they talked about their feelings for quite a while, he vented to her and she was glad to listen to him for a good while.

And he shared a lot to her, and they would be talking about it for a while.

Thanks to Mark, Ellen would have his way to attend an academic program called Interact, with his HQ in Toronto. She describes that Mark had overprotective parents, in school and when he was at work with the acting. Gee, I can't imagine why is that for a child actor to have overprotective parents. A concept that seems almost alien to Ellen.

Their friendship would grow, it was a friendship about motivating themselves to be more than what they are.

Jack and Ellen where separated because of circumstances in life, Ellen switched schools and the friendship was over. They had other interests in mind, but the new friends she made along the way on her new school make her feel a way that she didn't felt before, she was more free, more liberated, and her activism growing more and more. She was inspired by them and was turned into the average Canadian libshit which you see a lot in today's world. But she did felt that Jack was abandoned during that time...

The chapter ends with their reunion, it was so long, they talked about how much they grew up after all of those years, and she felt happy having him in her life again.

Y'know? I'm starting to think this chapter seems like a compilation of things that have already been talked about already in the book. In this chapter we already talk about repeated things, Ellen has a crush on the set of a movie she is filming, she has a best friend who she describes as if he were her husband who they have been married to for years, the experiences of being bullied in school and now we talk about how hard it is to break away from the set with people she bonded with, this chapter is not telling us anything new. This is a filler chapter in a book already full of filler.