Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Athena Save Us!]

I'm guessing she's been cast as Hermes. She's not buff enough to play a lost soldier in Odysseus' company, nor is she good-looking enough to be a suitor. I considered Telemachus for a moment, but she's too old to play him. She can't possibly play one of the few female characters because she's too full of:

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

Late, but did she get face surgery as well? because she really looks droopy all over like she’s stuck as a mix between Elon musk and a little British boy who is sad he didn’t get sugarplum from mummy. Can’t even smile correctly. belongs on the bad plastic surgery thread.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I'm guessing she's been cast as Hermes.

Pattinson has been reported to be playing Hermes. Holland is Telemachus. We still don't know what Page will do.

I really can't imagine her in any role because all my acting memories of her are "smartass cynical young woman" roles and that's something you can't find in the Odyssey.

Late, but did she get face surgery as well?

Her face is called "being an almost 40 woman who's never taken care of her skin".

 

[Athena Save Us!]

Pattinson has been reported to be playing Hermes. Holland is Telemachus. We still don't know what Page will do.

There goes my theories. My next guess, then, is that she'll be Mentor. I can imagine Nolan thinking that would be clever, as it's one of the male forms Athena takes when trying to get Telemachus to do anything. I can picture Nolan thinking, "So, that's basically Athena as a transman, and Elliot is a transman... it's perfect!"

 

[Tasty Tatty]

There goes my theories. My next guess, then, is that she'll be Mentor. I can imagine Nolan thinking that would be clever, as it's one of the male forms Athena takes when trying to get Telemachus to do anything. I can picture Nolan thinking, "So, that's basically Athena as a transman, and Elliot is a transman... it's perfect!"

That makes sense (in a twisted way).

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

My guess is that she'll have a 30 second cameo and that's it.

Nolan is tossing and old acquaintance a bone that's all. All the prime roles went to...well you know, not freaks.

 

[De-Sexing Stick]

Too bad the movie isn't Oedipus Rex because Ellen could play Tiresias, who was cursed for 7 years by Hera to be a woman for killing two snakes. Could be funny on so many levels, as the transformation into a different gender was viewed as a curse rather than a blessing. Ellen is a reverse Tiresias as she is pretending to be a he, cursed herself essentially, and unlike Tiresias has the gift of eyesight while Tiresias is blind and she can't see the shit that is the transgender movement. Anywho, look out for future adaptations of Oedipus Rex where the DEI makes Tiresias a transman/transwoman, Oedipus is inexplicably played by a black guy, and trannies find it hot he fucked his mom.

 

[Not Your Costume]

Too bad the movie isn't Oedipus Rex because Ellen could play Tiresias, who was cursed for 7 years by Hera to be a woman for killing two snakes. Could be funny on so many levels, as the transformation into a different gender was viewed as a curse rather than a blessing. Ellen is a reverse Tiresias as she is pretending to be a he, cursed herself essentially, and unlike Tiresias has the gift of eyesight while Tiresias is blind and she can't see the shit that is the transgender movement. Anywho, look out for future adaptations of Oedipus Rex where the DEI makes Tiresias a transman/transwoman, Oedipus is inexplicably played by a black guy, and trannies find it hot he fucked his mom.

My autism is so profound that I created an account just to reply here. Tiresius is actually super likely, since he makes a brief appearance during Odysseus' journey to the underworld. Odysseus encounters Tiresius when the shades (also including his mother and Achilles) approach him to drink the blood of the sacrificed lamb. Tiresius provides prophetical guidance and insight that serves to foreshadow Odysseus’ remaining trials.

My money is on this being Page's role, because it would be very minor and extremely on-the-nose for the Hera-induced sex change you mentioned.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Tiresius is actually super likely, since he makes a brief appearance during Odysseus' journey to the underworld. Odysseus encounters Tiresius when the shades (also including his mother and Achilles) approach him to drink the blood of the sacrificed lamb. Tiresius provides prophetical guidance and insight that serves to foreshadow Odysseus’ remaining trials.

I'll trust your judgement, guy who can't spell "Tiresias".

 

[De-Sexing Stick]

My autism is so profound that I created an account just to reply here. Tiresius is actually super likely, since he makes a brief appearance during Odysseus' journey to the underworld. Odysseus encounters Tiresius when the shades (also including his mother and Achilles) approach him to drink the blood of the sacrificed lamb. Tiresius provides prophetical guidance and insight that serves to foreshadow Odysseus’ remaining trials.

My money is on this being Page's role, because it would be very minor and extremely on-the-nose for the Hera-induced sex change you mentioned.

I am pleased that my autism caused someone to join this forum, welcome new Kiwi, sit back and enjoy the chaos.

I forget that Tiresias has a role in The Odyssey, thank you for the reminder. I can definitely see them shoehorn that in, but it would also be funny because if you dig deeper into Greek mythology and their underworld, the underworld is separated into four sections: Tartarus, The Fields of Mourning, The Asphodel Meadows, and The Elysian Fields. So, each one works differently and is different according to different sources, but Achilles in The Odyssey is found the Asphodel Meadows where Odysseus consults with him, which would be funny as fuck because it's where the majority of normal people's souls went, thus Ellen would be a normie who, like most liberal cattle, was a moron who fell for the genderspecial propaganda and paying for it in the afterlife with the rest of the nobodies. Finally, depending on the source of your myths for Tiresias, Tiresias wasn't always blind but because Hera and Zeus were arguing who gets more pleasure from sex; obviously Hera says men, Zeus says women, so they ask Tiresias who has experienced both, and he says "No, it's women for sure" and Hera blinds him in a rage while Zeus thanks him and gives him the gifts of longevity and prophecy. Maybe this is just my autism in overdrive over a manlet pooner, but a mortal being used as pawn in two vengeful gods' argument to make a point definitely has some parallels here. Thanks for reading my Greek mythology sperging.

 

[Not Your Costume]

I'll trust your judgement, guy who can't spell "Tiresias".

D’oh! That’s how you know I didn’t use Google I guess, guy who can’t spell “judgment.”

I am pleased that my autism caused someone to join this forum, welcome new Kiwi, sit back and enjoy the chaos.

Thanks very much! I’m a long-time stalker. A super malignant dude I knew in real life transed himself a few years back, and he has many pages on this forum. I check back every so often to keep tabs on his bullshit since blocking him on social media. While I was here, I checked on some other prominent trans ID fuckups like Ellen and arrived just in time for Greek myth sperging.

 

[Birthday Cat]

continually sad how much she fucked herself over in every way possible (besides actual dick or vagene), only covered by having preexisting fuck you money. fucks sake, all she had to do was be a bull dyke if she wanted, even though she heavily pushed quirky nerd girl or lipstick lesbo for ever and ever. no reason for troon, for chemicals, body mods, meds, surgeries etc. all she had to do was be a "man in a womans body" dyke. dress more masculine etc if wanted, less makeup or whatever (please fucking bathe and wash your face still, goes for all dykes that think men should all be cavemen), but that's it. you keep your body that was solid, you don't have the fuckin stapled pec shit, you don't have extra mental issues or physical issues from hrt or whatever the fuck else, you retain the ability to easily act different roles, you wouldn't have just singlehandedly fucked umbrella academy, hell you might still have a wife instead of a thousand yard stare in a manlet tux. nobody finds troons attractive, pooners (no rot ""dick"") are found attractive by desperate men for the "bonus hole", but anybody seeing the shit ellen did to her body would keep swiping. it's not even like she's just in a southern gay bar where it's some random lesbo's only option, she's in the land of people picked 75% on how hot they are and how well they can suck dick for cock.

if i'm a damn lesbian with celeb status my ass is hunting down king princess or jodie foster, followed by anyone else, then lastly a "avoid" tag for ole elliot. just fucking be a masculine/effeminate man or woman and deal with it instead of manually choosing to fuck yourself over in every way possible. nobody who loves or would love you would go "fuck i wish they'd continually injected bathtub hrt/testosterone, cut off their tits, optionally sliced open their leg and put a flesh tube over their clit and changed their name to "buck"". just man up and get a damn strap on and possibly consider measures like tube tying or holding a knife at any nude dick within 10 feet to prevent yourself getting pregnant since child birth is already some bullshit for women who want to be women.

 

[Dr. Butt]

D’oh! That’s how you know I didn’t use Google I guess, guy who can’t spell “judgment.”

It's been an honour to be retarded with you. Welcome to the farms.

 

[Safir]

D’oh! That’s how you know I didn’t use Google I guess, guy who can’t spell “judgment.”

Br*tish English.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

also one of Brad Pitt's kids was a pooner for a few years and now I think is back to their gender assigned at birth

No Vivian never changed her gender and wasnt on any kind of medicin. She had a tomboy fase and that was that. Her parents let her figure it out herself instead of dragging her to the titty snipper and proclaiming it on SoMe.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Br*tish English.

I thought he really was just being double retarded! I didn't know the American spelling was different.

 

[Jacques1194]

You got to love how these random nobody accounts can somehow get a hit tweet just by stating something trans related. There's no way you can convince me that these people aren't buying bots.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

The "precedent" being "when a trans person wants something, everybody else should cater to their needs".

 

[Iron Jaguar]

did she get face surgery as well? because she really looks droopy all over

No, she got alcoholism, poor genetics and exogenous testosterone.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Ellen found herself a a girlfriend, Julia Shiplett. As far as I can tell a literally who comedian with resting bitch face. She uploaded a lovely video of Ellen's ripped masc physique.

Daily Mail. / Archive.

Julia does ebin jokes like 'millennials and zoomers wear their clothes slightly differently' and 'I use a phone filter to look like that guy from American Ink'.