Inactive Elliot Rodger - The Supreme Gentleman

[Yet Another Wizard]

In fact I'm pretty sure this entire attitude of thinking that all girls are sluts whilst still pining for them and being outraged that they reject you is the main reason why they don't talk to you.

The idea of "you don't have a gf because you think bad things about women" that is popular on this forum is hilarious. Since when women are telepaths?
They don't talk to me because I'm not attractive, that's all

I don't know if you know this but, not all girls who go to parties are sluts.

They are

 

[Duke Nukem]

The idea of "you don't have a gf because you think bad things about women" that is popular on this forum is hilarious. Since when women are telepaths?
They don't talk to me because I'm not attractive, that's all

They are

You would think that those with a reputation for being sluts would be more likely to fuck you. What gives?

 

[Bgheff]

It's hilarious that the wizards and loveshy's defend an unbalanced killer because he killed those evil women who won't give them sex.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

So what kind of a vehicle does a guy with a large penis drive?

 

[Duke Nukem]

It's hilarious that the wizards and loveshy's defend an unbalanced killer because he killed those evil women who won't give them sex.

For him it wasn't women in general he wanted sex from, only "the hottest blonde sorority bitches." The guy was very narrow in his tastes, and never even considered, to say the least, women with hair of a different color.

That alone would have greatly expanded his horizons.

LOL that color reminds me of Pube Muppet's car, the Pensimobile.

He's big on Newgrounds if you don't know who he is.

 

[Some JERK]

The idea of "you don't have a gf because you think bad things about women" that is popular on this forum is hilarious. Since when women are telepaths?
They don't talk to me because I'm not attractive, that's all

So they can't tell what you're thinking if you don't say it, but you can absolutely say for sure what they're thinking and why they don't talk to you? Are you listening to yourself?

 

[Duke Nukem]

The idea of "you don't have a gf because you think bad things about women" that is popular on this forum is hilarious. Since when women are telepaths?
They don't talk to me because I'm not attractive, that's all

First off, what kind of women are you attracted to? What do you think the reason might be?

Knowing what you want, and why you want them, might be a good start.

 

[Pikimon]

The idea of "you don't have a gf because you think bad things about women" that is popular on this forum is hilarious. Since when women are telepaths?
They don't talk to me because I'm not attractive, that's all

They are

Well then, I have a pretty good assessment of your attitude towards women in general. Good luck with that virginity

 

[Duke Nukem]

Well then, I have a pretty good assessment of your attitude towards women in general. Good luck with that virginity

I may not be a Casanova, but at least I have an idea of what I do and don't want. Unlike a certain guy whose initials are E and R, sorority types are NOT on the list.

 

[SoniBlu]

It's hilarious that the wizards and loveshy's defend an unbalanced killer because he killed those evil women who won't give them sex.

I miss the days when wizard meant "dork in a robe who pretends to cast magic missiles pew pew" and not "sad guy who puts too much value on sex and most likely pretends to cast magic missiles virgin pew pew."

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'm so glad I'm not a wizard.

Virgin, yes. Wizard, no.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I miss the days when wizard meant "dork in a robe who pretends to cast magic missiles pew pew" and not "sad guy who puts too much value on sex and most likely pretends to cast magic missiles virgin pew pew."

Either way, they're not likely at all to get laid anytime soon. Also, video related:

I'm so glad I'm not a wizard.

Virgin, yes. Wizard, no.

Don't worry, you have until 30 years of age until your transformation is complete. I'm not sure how old you are, or what you got going for/against you, but it can't be worse than the WC crew.

 

[Marvin]

Even if you do, you're going to get down to the more fundamental questions about their spergversion. Either their spergversion is entirely physical, in which they've been roundly ass smacked by CWC, because he's gotten laid before they have. Or their virginity-fixation is more social, and then they get extremely cranky, because, now they have to evaluate their personal habits!

So yeah, sit tight, sperglord laffs are going to be collecting in laff hoards.

Holee shit, wow, I must've been plastered when I wrote this.

I think what I was wanting to say was:

Why are these guys so obsessed with having sex? Is it just the physical act? Then just hire a hooker. Shit, even Chris managed to pull that off. Is it more of an emotional thing? You want someone to love you? Then make some friends. That's a good starting point.

It also might be a little mix of the two. Like he wants someone to give themselves to him, and that's represented by having sex. Heh, he wants someone to take away his accursed virginity. Y'know what would be funny, getting a list of quotes (make them all lowercase), and people have to guess whether Chris wrote them or Elliot wrote them.

Seriously, people have got to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. (I hate to use such a cliched phrase, but I think it's apt)

Of course, no advice would've helped with this situation. Nothing short of involuntary commitment would've done anything.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Holee shit, wow, I must've been plastered when I wrote this.

I think what I was wanting to say was:

Why are these guys so obsessed with having sex? Is it just the physical act? Then just hire a hooker. Shit, even Chris managed to pull that off. Is it more of an emotional thing? You want someone to love you? Then make some friends. That's a good starting point.

It also might be a little mix of the two. Like he wants someone to give themselves to him, and that's represented by having sex. Heh, he wants someone to take away his accursed virginity. Y'know what would be funny, getting a list of quotes (make them all lowercase), and people have to guess whether Chris wrote them or Elliot wrote them.

Seriously, people have got to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. (I hate to use such a cliched phrase, but I think it's apt)

Of course, no advice would've helped with this situation. Nothing short of involuntary commitment would've done anything.

Maybe so, but it's ungodly hard as fuck to get someone committed. For legal reasons, I presume.

 

[Marvin]

Maybe so, but it's ungodly hard as fuck to get someone committed. For legal reasons, I presume.

Oh sure. I'm just saying that would've been the only thing that could've done anything. It might just end up that, since that idea didn't work, there was nothing they could've done and the situation was just fucked. But still worth a try, I think.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Seriously, people have got to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. (I hate to use such a cliched phrase, but I think it's apt)

Thats the second time someone has told me that!

 

[Duke Nukem]

Oh sure. I'm just saying that would've been the only thing that could've done anything. It might just end up that, since that idea didn't work, there was nothing they could've done and the situation was just fucked. But still worth a try, I think.

I'm not disagreeing, I certainly believe it could have had a chance of working, perhaps not in time to prevent him from going apocalyptic due to all the legal barriers and the need for proof of his danger to himself and/or others, but it might have been worth a shot. Not much chance of success, though. Some people with mental problems are very good at concealing them.

In fact, Elliot's father told the cops to do a welfare check, and they did stop by to see what was going on. They didn't find anything wrong on the surface and had no reason to suspect anything else, so no further action was warranted on their part.

Thats the second time someone has told me that!

 

[TrippinKahlua]

The only reason I hated the 40-Year old virgin is because I hate Steve Carrel.

That, and Leisure Suit Larry, is the true 40-Year Old Virgin.

 

[Thenwhat]

Insulting your girlfriend? Classy.

Well she's ugly and mostly super stupid , and it's probably the reason she wanted me on the first place. She probably don't have the brain power to see my repulsive omega aura and no one else is chasing her.

But eh , I'm a virgin no more ,so you'll mock me less. Even if you said it didn't count.

I'll ask my therapist if I have signs of schizophrenia , to see if I have the fate of becoming future Elliot.

 

[Duke Nukem]

The only reason I hated the 40-Year old virgin is because I hate Steve Carrel.

That, and Leisure Suit Larry, is the true 40-Year Old Virgin.

He was convincing enough as a middle-aged dude that never got any. I wish I could feel as content with my life as he did with his.

Leisure Suit Larry rocks. Did you know that he originated as a way to poke fun at an updated version of an adult text game called Softporn? Al Lowe, Larry's "father" in the way Chris is Sonichu's father, was assigned to create an updated version of a text game with terrible writing and worse scenarios, and turned it into a hit!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leisure_Suit_Larry

Well she's ugly and mostly super stupid , and it's probably the reason she wanted me on the first place. She probably don't have the brain power to see my repulsive omega aura and no one else is chasing her.

But eh , I'm a virgin no more ,so you'll mock me less. Even if you said it didn't count.

I'll ask my therapist if I have signs of schizophrenia , to see if I have the fate of becoming future Elliot.

If you think she's ugly and stupid, why do you keep her around? Just to have someone to fuck? I've done that myself and it isn't worth it.

Chill out dude, you're not going to be a future Elliot. After all, you have had sex. And you didn't pay a hooker.

That's more than a spoiled rich boy had going for him.