Ethan Ralph challenges Null to a literal dick measuring contest

[Finger Pistols]

Jesus Christ this man is obsessed with Nulls penis. I am starting to think that the reason behind his lust may be because Josh may look like his gay lover from the recent email leaks.

Also, everyone has seen the Micro-Memphis and the sex tape that originated that funny gunt gif. The man is just praying that Josh doesn't even have a dick, that's the only way he could win the contest.

 

[VeeAndro]

Jesus Christ this man is obsessed with Nulls penis. I am starting to think that the reason behind his lust may be because Josh looks like his gay lover from the recent email leaks.

Also, everyone has seen the Micro-Memphis and the sex tape that originated that funny gunt gif. The man is just praying that Josh doesn't even have a dick, that's the only way he could win the contest.

Wasn't said lover a nog?

 

[Cake Boobs]

Wasn't said lover a nog?

So is Null, he's part Italian.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I volunteer to be Josh’s champion in this battle.
I have been jelqing for fifteen years, waiting for such an opportunity.

 

[Spliongus]

Is it going to be from the base or from the balls. And are they going to calculate their adjusted penis size aka "T.M.I"?

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

You think Ralph uses this on himself while he thinks about Null's dick?
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[SandyCat]

Do it for the content Null

 

[Desktop User2]

He wants the D so bad, Jersh... that´s more than he ever gave any nigro prostitute or his son. Just give it to the poor guy and update your husbando tier list.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

Is this really the gunt? Where's the gunt? How did they move it out of the way? My first impression was that I've seen smaller until I realized that's him at full erection.

Dude. I am bigger than him.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Null, I challenge you to a docking contest—I mean, dick swallowing contest—I mean, clit measuring contest—I mean, hold my dick next to yours and stroke it—DAMN AYLAWGS MAKIN’ ME NERVOUS!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

https://youtu.be/LnzYG0ZkrXg

Apropos

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Jesus Christ this man is obsessed with Nulls penis. I am starting to think that the reason behind his lust may be because Josh may look like his gay lover from the recent email leaks.

Also, everyone has seen the Micro-Memphis and the sex tape that originated that funny gunt gif. The man is just praying that Josh doesn't even have a dick, that's the only way he could win the contest.

Or maybe Ralph just wants to pay $10,000 to see Null's penis and the "contest" is just foreplay.

 

[VSD]

Dude. I am bigger than him.

Real high hurdle there buddy.

Null will never agree to this. Not because he feels some form of inadequacy about his Floridian Fornicator, but because he knows one of the Internets sacred rules; never take a picture of your penis.

 

[Fate Fan]

I do not think that there is a gayer thread on this site. Talking about another mans dick some dude posting his own as some type of own? another complimenting it. This is all very gay behavior

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Isn’t Ralph like 5’ 3”? I’d be surprised if his dick was longer than most peoples pinkies.

 

[Beavis]

I do not think that there is a gayer thread on this site. Talking about another mans dick some dude posting his own as some type of own? another complimenting it. This is all very gay behavior

Josh Moon, you think you can out fag the Ralphamale?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Yes Null, you’ve battled and defeated the trannies and bullshittery for well over a year, can you add one more thing to your plate plz.
Ralph you may as well do a solo measure. We’re just going to keep typing in KF chat ‘tell us about your 8-incher’ whenever you’re doing your little podcast and you’ll keep responding because wetbrain.
Hell, maybe start with tracing it with a crayon on paper.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

When you think ralph can't get any gayer..... he still surprises me how gay he can get and keep getting gayer

FTFY

 

[SilkyJohnson]

Ralph's going to start wearing a cup or stuffing his drawers from now on isn't he?

This is probably the biggest cope I've seen from Ralph, more than the money and the Ralpharing. It's so demonstrably untrue that his dick is 8 inches, I can only conclude he has a humiliation fetish and is drawing attention to it so people seek out the truth and mock him for it.

 

[RodgerDodger]

So Ralph is Gay for Null? Color me surprised.