FiveStarAce
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Just you wait until Ralph puts on pawpaws cockring of Power!
Ethan Ralph challenges Null to a literal dick measuring contest
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- Aug 21, 2018
As a transmasic, I get really owned when Ralph defends translives by talking about how many suicides the farms causes and that we need to be stopped because of that. He’s just so cool and such an ally that I keep getting owned.
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- Mar 1, 2023
Don't do it Josh, it's an easy thumb in your butt. Obvious trap.
Desdichada Curiosidad
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- Feb 22, 2022
Would Ralph pay for the $10000 AND Josh's travel fees? If that's not the case and he wants to go himself, at least we know that this wouldn't be just an excuse for him to go on a little vacation to Serbia, since it doesn't seem to be his kind of country.
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If Josh has a normal size thumb and his pecker is longer than his thumb he will will win this contest, but I think this is a game lost just by playing. I dunno why Ralph thinks thumbing helps his bedroom prowess; his little weiner and thumb are the same size: Very small.
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- Apr 17, 2022
Why would null respond to this at all? The only one desperately insecure about his dick is Ralph. Keep coping about your lil' nubbin. It's completely convincing and not pathetic at all!
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- Sep 29, 2022
Are we all just going to overlook the fact that Ralph clearly wants a threesome with his horse and the slobber mutt?
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- Apr 6, 2021
Ralph I know you read every post like an obsessed woman with BPD so lemme give you a personal message.
Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
To PL a bit I've been feeling pretty bad lately, and for reasons I won't derail with I feel unable to change that. And then I read this thread and I have to cover my mouth so my neighbors don't hear me howling with laughter in the middle of the night. Every single time I feel bad for any reason you're there to perk me right back up. You crash your car. You post revenge porn. You elope with a horse that previously dated a tranny. You get beat up in Portugal, twice. You cry on stream to Daddy Gym from the beginning of time to now. You leak your bizarre fetishes so much I can't even keep track anymore. And now you're literally out for dick measuring. I literally am holding back tears from laughing so hard the past eight fucking pages.
I have to say all this because I firmly believe you will not live another three years, that one day I'll see "Ethan Ralph is FUCKING DEAD" on the front page and it'll just be a link to you falling out of your chair for the last time with that horrific cozy.tv background overlayed. And while I know for a fact you deserve it as a revenge pornographer, adulterer, puppy killer, domestic abuser, etc. I'll still be ultimately melancholic, because the obese alcoholic faggot that I got so much laughter from will be
FUCKING
DEAD.
Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
To PL a bit I've been feeling pretty bad lately, and for reasons I won't derail with I feel unable to change that. And then I read this thread and I have to cover my mouth so my neighbors don't hear me howling with laughter in the middle of the night. Every single time I feel bad for any reason you're there to perk me right back up. You crash your car. You post revenge porn. You elope with a horse that previously dated a tranny. You get beat up in Portugal, twice. You cry on stream to Daddy Gym from the beginning of time to now. You leak your bizarre fetishes so much I can't even keep track anymore. And now you're literally out for dick measuring. I literally am holding back tears from laughing so hard the past eight fucking pages.
I have to say all this because I firmly believe you will not live another three years, that one day I'll see "Ethan Ralph is FUCKING DEAD" on the front page and it'll just be a link to you falling out of your chair for the last time with that horrific cozy.tv background overlayed. And while I know for a fact you deserve it as a revenge pornographer, adulterer, puppy killer, domestic abuser, etc. I'll still be ultimately melancholic, because the obese alcoholic faggot that I got so much laughter from will be
FUCKING
DEAD.
Desktop User2
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Pretty sure it´s still stuck up his ass from Ronnie´s "hard parenting", it will be a chore to dig it up.
It will never not be funny to think Ralph is offering 10k to watch Jersh strike it a bit, it is really love. I´d bet he could pay some taquito five bucks for the whole night but it must be Jersh, the only guy, besides Metokur, that can hurt him just like his pawpaw did.
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- Dec 20, 2021
If I had to bet who has the bigger dick, I would put all my money on Null.
Not because he is a gigachad with a horsecock larger than the one that killed Mr. Hands, rather because I am fully aware of how fat deposits in the crotch causes shorter dick size, which means terrible news for Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph...
Not because he is a gigachad with a horsecock larger than the one that killed Mr. Hands, rather because I am fully aware of how fat deposits in the crotch causes shorter dick size, which means terrible news for Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph...
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- Jan 30, 2018
"I'm not gay! Also, Josh, show me your dick."
this must be some sort of 5-D underwater chess move that only true Ralphamales understand
this must be some sort of 5-D underwater chess move that only true Ralphamales understand
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I guess the Ralpha bedroom really is dead when Ralph is tired of measuring against Meighs dick to get his humiliation kink on.
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This already happened, someone already trolled Ralph into thinking he had seen Null's dick so he would talk about it on the Killstream. Theres a clip somewhere I can't be assed to find it tho.
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Let's get May's horse clitoris in here and make this a real challenge.
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- Feb 24, 2020
Does Ralph spend much time thinking about Null's penis? Muh broke dick farms and all...
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This just proves it to me. All these years Ralph has been pining for Null, and he just can't have him. Hence the constant tard rage.
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You know what I look forward to?
The gifs people can make of his gaping maw wide open, carcass twitching, being mouth raped by his own memphis micro.
Mock autopsy reports too.
"MALE, W, 38, 5.1FT, BIFURCATED GUNT, CUSHING'S DISEASE, UNDER DEVELOPED PENIS"
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A self-proclaimed savior of the white race and western civilization, reduced to wanting to porksword-fight with a chubby pepper farmer.
I'd say "Oh how the mighty have fallen" but the only thing of any might here is his closeted homosexuality.
I'd say "Oh how the mighty have fallen" but the only thing of any might here is his closeted homosexuality.