🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[UCantCCPMe]

Non-stop posting either selfies or the prostitute, what a vain and shallow creature.
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Still doesn't dare to take his shirt of, fully aware that nobody wants to see the body horror.
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Ya know Ralph, you tend to look a lot thinner, as long as you stand at that awkward 45 degree angle. Otherwise, you're still the same 5x5 (height and width) goofy slobbering hog monster with flabby girl arms and grandma tits you've always been.

Also, what is la señora de la noche doing in that picture? At first I thought she was adjusting the strap on her sandals, then upon closer inspection I realized she was wearing flip flops. She's just pointing to her ankle. Is this a symbol? A sign? Maybe a way of letting the guys who run the cartel she's working for know that the dumb, fat American that never paid them for all that Xanax is at the designated hotel? Is Ralph about to be chopped in to pieces and set of fire?

Tune in next week. Same gunt hour, same gunt channel!

 

[Rage Pig]

Missed this gem on the Killstream account

Last post is this foot porn, which he retweeted shortly after posting it the first time. That is quite baffling, feet and random strangers and their children are such a banger he has to post them twice within one hour?

 

[Sam Losco]

Glasses on the table. As I recall, the chick he showed months ago was wearing glasses.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Missed this gem on the Killstream account
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Last post is this foot porn, which he retweeted shortly after posting it the first time. That is quite baffling, feet and random strangers and their children are such a banger he has to post them twice within one hour?
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Guys I would show you my very real, not-paid-by-the-hour girlfriend but... she goes to different school.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph looks like a baby in a bouncer here:

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Ralph's tits are way bigger, not even close:



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Merry Christmas Meigh you filthy animal, eat shit:

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[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph's head size to shoulder ratio really is something to behold

 

[Elmo]

Ralph looks like a baby in a bouncer here:
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Ralph's tits are way bigger, not even close:
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Merry Christmas Meigh you filthy animal, eat shit:
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It's funny, this isn't the first time he's taken a picture where his feet are hanging in the air. What a fucking manlet, he should know better to avoid swings where his feet don't touch the gruond.

 

[Elmo]

Apparently Ralph's new woman has been identified:

https://www.instagram.com/deni.mrno/ (GA)

The swimwear matches from the earlier pictures Ralph posted:


Proof:

Notice the Hello Kitty tattoo on the lower left foot.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Sour grapes from one of Ralph's stalkers. Sad to see.

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[Sam Losco]

Apparently Ralph's new woman has been identified:
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https://www.instagram.com/deni.mrno/ (GA)

The swimwear matches from the earlier pictures Ralph posted:
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Proof:
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Notice the Hello Kitty tattoo on the lower left foot.

 

[Axiom.]

As always, Ralph's wigger self promotion is his defeat once again

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I wonder if she's on a first name basis with all the staff at that pig bar.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Apparently Ralph's new woman has been identified:
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https://www.instagram.com/deni.mrno/ (GA)

The swimwear matches from the earlier pictures Ralph posted:
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Proof:
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Notice the Hello Kitty tattoo on the lower left foot.

https://www.facebook.com/Tannia.Deni

https://archive.ph/nmCuB

Spoiler

 

[Sam Losco]

She sure likes to pose with that hand up.

 

[Neil]

Ralph looks like a baby in a bouncer here:
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Ralph's tits are way bigger, not even close:
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Merry Christmas Meigh you filthy animal, eat shit:
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Ralph looks so... abnormal without all of his fat.

Sour grapes from one of Ralph's stalkers. Sad to see.
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Holy shit, move the fuck on and raise the Guntchild you chose to keep. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Meigh is unironically handling moving on after Ralph's abuse better than Faith is. Faith (much like her father) comes off more as a scorned ex, tracking Ralph's every move rather than a victim.

Anger towards your former abuser is normal and justified, but I'd imagine most victims would want to distance themselves from their abuser instead of tracking everything about them right down to whatever escort prostie he's paying off to play pretend as his gf.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

She sure likes to pose with that hand up.

What makes you say that?

 

[An automatic clown]

What makes you say that?

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[UCantCCPMe]

Anger towards your former abuser is normal and justified, but I'd imagine most victims would want to distance themselves from their abuser instead of tracking everything about them right down to whatever escort prostie he's paying off to play pretend as his gf.

Hiring Mexican call girls is pretty damning evidence when Ralph is eventually standing before a judge pleading "please ya honah, I couldn't afford to pay my child support. Matthew Vickers is alogging me dry"

 

[Faceless Whore]

Is he sure she's White? Or do his superior ragepig genes naturally Zyklon B any non-White genes in any mate he chooses, ensuring his offspring are always hollerin' alcoholic potbellied ubermensch?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

A Guntmas miracle. Merry Guntmas one and all. Like usualy, my Guntmas wish is for it to be Guntmas everyday.