Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

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The end of EvaXephon?


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This should go without saying here, but if you want this EvaXephon wiki thing to be as effective as possible you have to be absolutely sure to provide quotes, citations, and archives for EVERYTHING you can for each page, as efficiently as possible. Forum posts, leaked emails, 4chan posts, everything you can find to create a page that is as factual as can be, but without being overbearing. I'd look to the CWCki for a pretty good idea on what kind of tone to take.

Don't forget why we are here: To observe and document. Just keep this in mind when writing each article and gathering information and this thing might become a huge success for us and a savior for many people who may have otherwise wasted a lot of time and/or money following this failure of a game.
 
It's not like it's gonna have Alex_Shepard shitting it up with circumcision, and male rights bullshit. It's cool. If it gets fucked with it will be fixed fast than it takes Eva to fix his busted game.
Gotta worry about Spergwood as well, but Geth has that tard under control.
I bet that the game won’t be complete by the time Mordeth E2 comes out.
Fixed that for you.
 
I'm willing to bet though that there's a higher chance that eva will go for the high score compared to finishing this game or even doing anything useful that contributes to society.

The warning signs are there: loner, incel, virgin with rage, insecure, narcissistic, lacks empathy, socially inept, impulsive rager, wants to kill his parents, mixes sexual and violent fetishes together, thinks his failures are due to other people,... etc -- there are probably more signs.

The only thing stopping him is the stream of shekels coming from the flock of edgelords who share similar personalities of eva.

Or the fact that, IF he manages to finish this game in N number of years, and the game bombs in a specular fiery negative-review-rama, then he will think he just wasted his life on a failed game -- there's no telling what an unstable individual like eva can do. I mean take a look at how he reacted to a fighting game he made in 3 months and got shit on by MikeZ; we're talking about 4+ years of development of pent up aggression.
He'll never beat Breivik's high score.
 
Another piece of advice or two. Avoid sounding too involved, you're merely an observer. Lay out all the info for someone to go through. That two-hour video mentioned earlier was poor as it the guy sounded so angry and the audio quality was shit. Additionally, try and focus more on his recent fuck-ups. It gives a lot more impact kowing that he hasn't outgrown his attitude from back in the day.
 
Someone is messing with the EvaXephon wikia named Emilythegod
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It was barely born and already shat on.
Not surprising - people care more about other people "talking shit" than anything in the world. No one can accept that not everyone is going to enjoy the same thing. It's like sports fans getting asshurt about someone not supporting their team. I just hope Emilythegod is Mulberry or Alex because that's funny.

Sorry for the wait, here it is!
What wait, that was fast as fuck. Thanks bro!
 
I’m pretty sure I heard he doesn’t want to change ayano’s hair because it’s “too iconic”, but I honestly think he’s just an :optimistic: perfectionist who doesn’t want to change anything because it’s “in his vision”.

"Too iconic"? Sure, but unfortunately for Alex, he's not the only one who can use her design. Either her design is too generic to copyright (since she's wearing a typical Japanese HS uniform and her hair is nothing special), or the copyright holders of her design are the people who created her model.

Woe will be Alex if someone makes a more popular game that uses her design for the MC's. No one will see her as "Ayano Aishi" anymore.

TL;DR: Perfect Blue Easter Egg – WHEN?

Please, no. That movie deserves better than this. (:_(


No professional would have their bra showing, bar professional strippers. No male teacher should have his shirt unbuttoned down to his man cleavage, either. Fiora's skin is no reflection on real life, nor considered "professional" in the game world of League. It's a fun and sexy unlockable. She's a pretty poor example.
 
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