Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Sir Jaws]

It really is a shame since the premise of the game is actually pretty nice and quite unique even though he's definitely drawing some inspiration from Hitman. But the aspect of a Hitman esque game where there are social consequences and you have to worry about reputation with other NPCs is mostly what drew me to it in the first place. In Hitman, you're supposed to be a ghost, and you obviously don't give two fucks what other people think about you, you're there because a contract is a contract. In Yandere Sim, you actually have to worry about the social consequences of your gameplay decisions and thats why I think it'd be a really cool and different final product. But alas, we have a narcissistic, lazy, sexually deprived perfectionist behind the helm so that vision is unlikely to become a reality.

 

[LiquidKid]

So she's like 12 right?

Probably. She’s at least old enough to have seen Mean Girls for the first time if she thinks slut is a valid insult to anyone over the age of 15

 

[princess13456789]

Maybe it can tone it down, but these kids still can create new accounts and if they're smart () they can use a VPN too.

VPN doesn't work once your IP is blocked.

 

[Complexpasswordv3]

Um hello, i'm new to this, i've been lurking in the threads with no account, I used to be a fan of yandere simulator but after learning about the shit dev has done, yyEEeIkES

 

[Blyat]

Um hello, i'm new to this, i've been lurking in the threads with no account, I used to be a fan of yandere simulator but after learning about the shit dev has done, yyEEeIkES

Welcome aboard, hope you enjoy the shitposting.

 

[princess13456789]

Um hello, i'm new to this, i've been lurking in the threads with no account, I used to be a fan of yandere simulator but after learning about the shit dev has done, yyEEeIkES

Welcome!

 

[CausticMinory]

I kinda hope the other games made like Hiwata can keep that original pitch alive. It woulda been great to be the most wanted chick in school but only have one love in mind. A true Yandere game and you had to sneakily get rid of the other chicks tryna get to man. Maybe that could be hard mode?

 

[The Demon]

This conversation is very hard to listen to. The voice acting is atrocious and the writing is as garbage as you would expect.

On a different note, Alex has done something good in his life and got me interested in coding, so that I may do it better than him at one point.

best of luck, man. i hope it goes better than the one armed lobotomized monkey that codes better than alex here

edit: i just realized something. alex here is basically mat dickie, the guy who made the you testament hard time, and all those other games made off of his wrestling engine

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

I think the best execution of this idea would be just make like a dozen distinct characters with their own schedules and a bunch of less-interesting filler students, and then have it be multiplayer.

Oh no. SOMEONE sent Senpai a love letter. We can't have that. We're the only one for him.

Everyone gets assigned a random special character and the AI takes over the rest and plays them normally so nobody's sure which other students are actually malicious until things start happening or sufficient evidence is gathered to prove that a particular character is or isn't actually lusting after Senpai.

This would sort of bring together the good aspects of Hitman, SpyParty and Beholder and would probably be pretty fun to watch as well as play even in early access. All it would need would be a few ways to commit murder, collect information, and direct unaffiliated students from place to place (eg: fire alarms).

 

[No Nails]

I can. Īsutāeggu.

 

[Accel_Rider]

best of luck, man. i hope it goes better than the one armed lobotomized monkey that codes better than alex here

edit: i just realized something. alex here is basically mat dickie, the guy who made the you testament hard time, and all those other games made off of his wrestling engine

As shitty as they are, MDickie released his games and he doesn't have a $5000 patreon as far as I know

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

MDickie also acknowledges that them being shitty is part of the appeal so he's at least somewhat self-aware. Also he's got at least some idea of how to structure code given that he's reused lots of base code across several different games.

 

[The Demon]

As shitty as they are, MDickie released his games and he doesn't have a $5000 patreon as far as I know

MDickie also acknowledges that them being shitty is part of the appeal so he's at least somewhat self-aware. Also he's got at least some idea of how to structure code given that he's reused lots of base code across several different games.

i'm also ashamed to admit that i enjoy his games unironically

 

[Accel_Rider]

i'm also ashamed to admit that i enjoy his games unironically

Nothing to be ashamed of. We all have shitty games that we like unironically. You should be ashamed of yourself if you like a shitty non-game like Yandere Simulator

 

[DietCherry]

I wanted to post this at 1000 pages but I missed that by a bit, I hope you’ll excuse me for being a touch late...
I present to you, the secret Easter egg bully character to be added to Yandere Simulator, sometime in the next three years, before any more progress is made on Osana. Kiwi Fameru or Kiwi-Chan. Alex will be making a video on her soon. “She spends all of her free time hanging out in empty bathroom stalls, on her phone, coming up with rude lies to post about her classmates online. People say that unlike the other bullies, she has no friends. She is also said to be a member of the Fameru bloodline, those born into it are incapable of feeling anything but malice, and cannot even be spared by a senpai. She will never love. These rumours have never been confirmed.”

 

[DaddyDev]

idk why ya'll just don't use the lolcow wiki, am I missing something?

The link to his article.

One page is just not enough space for thousands of pages of content.

A brief summary is probably enough for normal people, but let's be real here. We're the type of extraordinary people that closely follow a perverted shell of a man and discuss his missteps for two years.

This thread has served us well, and I hope it continues for thousands of more pages. However, as a method of preserving and memorializing Alex's failure, it is inadequate. We need a in-depth, organized encyclopedia.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

I wanted to post this at 1000 pages but I missed that by a bit, I hope you’ll excuse me for being a touch late...
I present to you, the secret Easter egg bully character to be added to Yandere Simulator, sometime in the next three years, before any more progress is made on Osana. Kiwi Fameru or Kiwi-Chan. Alex will be making a video on her soon. “She spends all of her free time hanging out in empty bathroom stalls, on her phone, coming up with rude lies to post about her classmates online. People say that unlike the other bullies, she has no friends. She is also said to be a member of the Fameru bloodline, those born into it are incapable of feeling anything but malice, and cannot even be spared by a senpai. She will never love. These rumours have never been confirmed.”

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You should've made the pattern on her skirt and tie the autism puzzle pieces.

You know?

 

[DietCherry]

You should've made the pattern on her skirt and tie the autism puzzle pieces.

as requested by @Yeeb-Renzo

 

[ectobruise]

as requested by @Yeeb-Renzo
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jesus christ that's the best thing i've seen all day

 

[princess13456789]

I wanted to post this at 1000 pages but I missed that by a bit, I hope you’ll excuse me for being a touch late...
I present to you, the secret Easter egg bully character to be added to Yandere Simulator, sometime in the next three years, before any more progress is made on Osana. Kiwi Fameru or Kiwi-Chan. Alex will be making a video on her soon. “She spends all of her free time hanging out in empty bathroom stalls, on her phone, coming up with rude lies to post about her classmates online. People say that unlike the other bullies, she has no friends. She is also said to be a member of the Fameru bloodline, those born into it are incapable of feeling anything but malice, and cannot even be spared by a senpai. She will never love. These rumours have never been confirmed.”

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Amazing.