Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[PurpleFoxx]

Alex's ideas for disposing of bodies through animals devouring them is quite humorous, honestly. Especially "There might be a cave full of rabid bears near the small town I will never implement where you can throw a bitch in and she gets ate and stuff".

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@Wall Flower I know I'm a bit late responding to this, but I think you are a very talented artist! If you truly realize how shallow and unoriginal this game is though, I would hate to see you waste your time and hard work on this in particular. I know from experience, once you get trapped with fans from a particular series, you won't see much attention at all once you upload something different. People follow you for a particular style or media you become known for, and it is hard as hell to crawl out of that hole once you are stuck in it. Just curious, did you submit art to Alex in the past because you were a fan of the game, and if so what turned you off from it? I enjoy hearing everyone's reasons for ending their support, it helps me see Alex's douchebaggery from all angles.

 

[OpenBASED]

"There might be a cave full of rabid bears near the small town I will never implement where you can throw a bitch in and she gets ate and stuff".

I imagine if this ever does get implemented, he will be too lazy to try to implement it outside of the school.
He'll then claim that the bears running around in the school mauling children is "part of the challenge"...
It's more likely it would just be a void to throw students in to.

 

[Star Stuff]

There IS a way to frame a person but it's so basic. You kill a person specifically on Monday with the cooking club knife and put it back in time for Kokona to use that knife to cut up hot dogs (or the order is reversed, I don't remember honestly no one has used it since it was implemented). Police come, see Kokokas finger prints, they arrest her on site despite no motives and probably a glaring alibi. I doubt Alex is ever going to expand on this method meaning you can only frame cooking club members. Like pretty much anything else with this game, interesting idea, absolutely horrid execution

Also, your fingerprints would be on the knife too. Just because someone else touched it doesn't mean yours just get completely overwritten. Now the knife just has two prints and if the de facto murder weapon wasn't used by the person with no motive and an alibi for the murder and you have no alibi and a probable motive...

Yandev. Just make this a joke game again. It'll work if it stays a meme, though admittedly it's probably too late now.

 

[tortoiseshell]

Also, your fingerprints would be on the knife too. Just because someone else touched it doesn't mean yours just get completely overwritten. Now the knife just has two prints and if the de facto murder weapon wasn't used by the person with no motive and an alibi for the murder and you have no alibi and a probable motive...

Yandev. Just make this a joke game again. It'll work if it stays a meme, though admittedly it's probably too late now.

You have to have gloves on to frame Kokona, if you don't wear the gloves when you touch the knife you're arrested.

 

[Star Stuff]

You have to have gloves on to frame Kokona, if you don't wear the gloves when you touch the knife you're arrested.

I am a dumb then.

Still doesn't stop that Kokona has too much going on in her favor for the arrest to go too long and this would just lead into an investigation on the whole school.

 

[BlueSpark]

He'll then claim that the bears running around in the school mauling children is "part of the challenge"...

I got a good laugh out of this. That really is what he would do, though.

 

[Alex's Waifu]

Framing another student should be one of the hardest ways for elimination, and it needs to be semi-selective. Granted, killing one rival with another (just for them to get arrested) would be efficient, but I'm sure that would ruin the game in some aspect.

In any case, the number of ways to dispose a body should be minimal. Hide it somewhere to get rid of it later (hiding in a cello case or something), or just burn it.

 

[princess13456789]

I am a dumb then.

Still doesn't stop that Kokona has too much going on in her favor for the arrest to go too long and this would just lead into an investigation on the whole school.

Her father wouldn't have enough to bail her.

 

[Star Stuff]

Her father wouldn't have enough to bail her.

Bail really only becomes necessary if you're either guilty or about to go to court. Without a finished investigation because of the discrepancies, neither will happen.

 

[Dymentia]

Granted, killing one rival with another (just for them to get arrested) would be efficient, but I'm sure

Alex stated that the rivals won't show up to school until it's their week.

 

[Sherminator]

Alex stated that the rivals won't show up to school until it's their week.

Alex doesn't even explained why most of the rivals are absent. Out of the few characters that do have a reason, he explains Hanako (Senpai's sister) badly:

After nine weeks of gameplay, Hanako decides that she just can't bear to be enrolled in a different school than her beloved brother...

If Hanako does have the power to change schools, why does she wait until the 9th week? It's also a "prestigious" school as well. I don't think they're going to accept "I want to be with my brother" on an application form.

Probably getting too optimistic talking about Hanako, since Alex needs to spend about 8-9 years to create the previous rivals before getting to her.

 

[Alex's Waifu]

Alex stated that the rivals won't show up to school until it's their week.

While this makes it very easy for him (program wise), story/logic-wise it doesn't. Aside from Osana (who's the first rival), every other rival falls in love with Senpai and "gets him" at the end of a week? The only one that makes sense for this to possibly happen is the prostitsubsitute teacher, which is highly questionable in the first place!

This is just the mangled web-of-'tism that YawnDev weaves.

 

[LucasSomething]

I think it work better if Megami was at school from the start but she is impossible to kill until week 10. Alex keeps saying Megami is literally perfect in everyway cannot be killed (he said she goes through fake murder attempts by her servants everyday as self defense training lol). But this shit doesn't count because it's telling and not showing, and it's not even told in-game, it's told by his reddit replies. He says Megami will be this "unbetable final boss" but there is no build up or hype for her at all.

By having her unkilable through 9/10 of the game, it would make the final encounter much more meaningful and tense. It would also shape Megami's view of Ayano, the more shit happens the more suspicious she becomes and if she witnesses you it's game over. The only way to deal with her non lethaly would be to play the whole game as a good friend pacifist, since she would be ok with Ayano and not interested in Senpai, you automatically "defeat" her and get the good ending where Ayano realizes friendship is better is better than murder (or whatever).

But this is just my opinion, i just think it would at least solve the problems with Megami not going to school.

 

[IceGray]

Problem is, a path to defeat Megami by friendship still isn't edgy enough for him. He's more focused on killing as violently as possible.

 

[CausticMinory]

I imagine if this ever does get implemented, he will be too lazy to try to implement it outside of the school.
He'll then claim that the bears running around in the school mauling children is "part of the challenge"...
It's more likely it would just be a void to throw students in to.

I just like the idea that he'll just be so lazy that they'll just be an area where if you leave a dead body there some invisible rabid bears will eat a student. It will just be an after school text blurb on the screen. "Student x was mauled by rabid bears in the dead of night. "

 

[tortoiseshell]

So I downloaded the game just to see how buggy it was.
This occured while I was playing the game 'normally' and not intentionally trying to break it.

 

[Alex's Waifu]

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So I downloaded the game just to see how buggy it was.
This occured while I was playing the game 'normally' and not intentionally trying to break it.

What is that?

 

[tortoiseshell]

What is that?

I'm stuck way outside of the map.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

While this makes it very easy for him (program wise), story/logic-wise it doesn't. Aside from Osana (who's the first rival), every other rival falls in love with Senpai and "gets him" at the end of a week? The only one that makes sense for this to possibly happen is the prostitsubsitute teacher, which is highly questionable in the first place!

This is just the mangled web-of-'tism that YawnDev weaves.

Senpai is so thirsty, he'd just fuck whomever at the first opportunity, even a girl that moved in barely a week prior and never talked to him.
In other words, senpai is Alex's self-insert.

 

[Luigi]

did you take a picture of your monitor