Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

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The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.7%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 204 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 682 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 310 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 319 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.1%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 143 5.9%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 149 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,404
Unoriginal Username 2D said:
That's how I know Alex's fanbase is made up of little kids who barely play any game.

Who ask this things? Who wants any game to be realistic?
Alex is stupid too for feed this dumb idea.
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Oh, this is not even the stupidest thing his fans asked and he somehow was able to answer.
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IS YANDERE SIMULATOR DONE YET: NO
IS OSANA DONE YET: YES

Most people today would know him as Yanderedev, that guy making YouTube sensation Yandere Simulator, but before that, he used to go around online under the alias EvaXephon and was mostly known for pissing off /v/ by constantly spamming the link to his shitty streams. He was also a frequenter of Gaia, where he was mostly known for complaining about the fact that he couldn't get a girlfriend.

If you're wondering why, here's the reason:
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"Jokingly"


He had aspirations to develop video games and tried his hand at programming a fighting game engine. His code was criticized by MikeZ, the programmer of Skullgirls, which you might recognize as both a good game and a well-programmed piece of work. EvaXephon didn't have any of it, however, and threw a bitchfit, distraught that his personal hero wouldn't give him blind praise.

His first attempt at making an actual game was to make a side-scrolling hack'n'slash-like game called Lunar Scythe starring the edgiest woman that was ever designed, on a quest to kill everyone to clean the world of its "human filth" (you can read the whole story here). He shilled this idea on /v/ for weeks, trying to impress by showing the same character drawn by different people over and over while ignoring what others were telling him, so he quickly turned into a laughing stock.

Then, he came back as "Yanderedev" with an actually interesting idea, a game where you played as a yandere who kills and ruins lives to try and get close to her senpai. /v/ liked the concept and contributed to the game, giving feedback and some volunteer work, but because he's EvaXephon, he couldn't help and throw bitchfits, like his attempt to turn the whole Mike Z chat into a sob story about a big mean programmer who totally ruined his life and made him depressed. Eventually, it came to light that Yanderedev and EvaXephon were one and the same when an ex-volunteer leaked it on Reddit. He quickly turned into a laughing stock yet again, though this hasn't stopped him from trying to defend himself on /v/.

Then he went to 8chan and repeated the story. He tried to pander to them, threw more bitchfits about nothing and went to Reddit. On Reddit, he mostly writes up huge, autistic walls of text spoiling everything about the game and detailing what each character has for breakfast, as well as bitching to mods about users he doesn't like, like such:


These days, he's mostly h̶a̶l̶f̶-̶a̶s̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e streaming vidya gaems and throwing more bitchfits, most of them about how hard it is to delete emails to the point that he eventually made a twenty minute long video about it. Some other things of note include pissing off volunteers on a regular basis and paedophilia. Despite all this, he still manages to have a large group of fans ever since YanSim blew up amongst the PewDiePie demographic and he receives ~5k a month on Patreon.

You can find a good and brief summary of the whole situation here.

His personal site (archive)
His Twitch account (archive)
His Twitter account (archive)
His Patreon account (archive)
His LinkedIn account (archive)
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This sucks, personally I've always been a fan of the yandere anime genre, maybe if we're lucky enough some cool guy will make an actual good simulator.
 
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Draketh-kun said:
This sucks, personally I've always been a fan of the yandere anime genre, maybe if we're lucky enough some cool guy will make an actual good simulator.
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Unlikely. Those with the skills to do so drop the project like the piece of trash it is, or go on to become a lolcalf in the Yansim clones thread. By all means, take a shot at it. The clone thread is dying for new content.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
Guys, I remember someone in this thread played different versions of YS from different years and compared them, but for some reason I can't find that post. Can you help me with that?
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I remember I made a post briefly looking at the varying performance of the game over the years but I didn't really mention or compare game features so probably not the post you're looking for. If you desire to do first-hand research the blog with links to older builds is still around, though it has not been updated since 2019.
 
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Catgirls are Love said:
I remember I made a post briefly looking at the varying performance of the game over the years but I didn't really mention or compare game features so probably not the post you're looking for. If you desire to do first-hand research the blog with links to older builds is still around, though it has not been updated since 2019.
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Thank you, but I remember that one. The one I was talking about was more about added models, like "this version has sakura trees now" etc. Maybe I am misremembering things though. And I really don't want to try any builds of this game. There was a long period in my life when I was visiting Farms on a smartphone, I don't want to go back.

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keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:
Jesus the autism
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The lore should not be your biggest priority, especially when there’s this much of an over abundance of it. I’m pretty sure Yandere Simulator is just one of those games like FNAF, Hello Neighbor, or Bendy where people only care about the lore, or the characters, or music videos, or just anything that isn’t actually playing the fucking game.
 
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The Marauder said:
The lore should not be your biggest priority, especially when there’s this much of an over abundance of it. I’m pretty sure Yandere Simulator is just one of those games like FNAF, Hello Neighbor, or Bendy where people only care about the lore, or the characters, or music videos, or just anything that isn’t actually playing the fucking game.
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I mean at least in those the lore's pretty relevant.
But
"What was Megumi and some stupid side character's first word"
really.
 
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The Marauder said:
or just anything that isn’t actually playing the fucking game
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Can you blame them? I can't.

keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:
I mean at least in those the lore's pretty relevant.
But
"What was Megumi and some stupid side character's first word"
really.
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Them asking is fine since fans of YS are children, but Alex actually trying to answer instead of just saying "who cares?" is just... Why?

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It seems that shitposters are flooding the contest with the works I've posted here before. Guys, if you are reading this, stop it, what fun is in this? Be original, dammit!

Even though there is a good amount of old stuff, I've managed to find enough of new for your daily dose of art. Enjoy!

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I didn't know YS had traps.
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What's wrong with her ass?
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It seems that nobody has kept up with Alex’s shenanigans as of late, so it’s a perfect opportunity for me to step in make a post detailing the past couple of days for him. I’m not sure when, but it was probably within the past couple of days that this was his status on Discord:
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The link yields what is basically a shorter debunk page, with, you guessed it, links to Hate and Shame and his actual debunk page [archive]. In addition, he also made it a channel on the Discord server.
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I would also like to discuss this part before I
fuck off for the night.
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That’s some weak human sacrifice if you ask me.
 
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