everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian

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I found a blog that was a goldmine for lulzworthy lgbt headcanons (we need a thread for that btw)

There's so many things wrong with this one.
Gotta make 'em transbians to be all inclusive. Or as sane people who aren't troons call them: Straight chauvinist men who can't stand the thought of a woman liking exclusively pussy.
 
Isnt this character’s entire personality about thirsting after a boy?

That, and iirc Amy Rose is just 12 years old. Totally not OOC and creepy to 'headcanon' a pre-teen girl as a lesbian (she isn't) and trans (she isn't either) without any reason other than LOL LGBT+!!!.
 
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I found a blog that was a goldmine for lulzworthy lgbt headcanons (we need a thread for that btw)

There's so many things wrong with this one.
sonic fandom on tumblr has this thing where they make Amy a lesbian and try to play off her crush on Sonic as "comp het", some of the same people who took part in that also started lulzworthy stuff such as Sonic Safety Squad, which is a story for another post
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besides that though, Amy's entire personality revolves around her being a creepy straight fangirl so what the fuck
also, are you refering to sonic-pride?
 
sonic fandom on tumblr has this thing where they make Amy a lesbian and try to play off her crush on Sonic as "comp het", some of the same people who took part in that also started lulzworthy stuff such as Sonic Safety Squad, which is a story for another post
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besides that though, Amy's entire personality revolves around her being a creepy straight fangirl so what the fuck
also, are you refering to sonic-pride?

sonic safety squad?

no, please, elaborate
 
sonic safety squad?

no, please, elaborate
yes please

i need to be enlightened[

Edit: I just looked through this blog and holy fuck it's a goldmind!!!

There was a really long post about "oh my god you shouldn't whitewash ray the flying squirrel and you should just colorpick"
okay but
1. it's a fucking cartoon squirrel
2. a lot of artists don't color-pick because they want to make the colors more visually appealing and give it a different tone.
 
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sonic safety squad?

no, please, elaborate
sonic blog on Tumblr whose purpose is to make the Sonic fandom more """safer""" for minors(despite having a minor as a mod on a blog full of porn) that started last October, I don't really know what happened because a post addressing it popped up on my dashboard and I decided to ignore it at the time, looking back at it though, the blog has aged badly, albeit in a hilarious way

the blog itself is know for harrassing the shit out of other people if they do something "problematic", they got pissy over an edgy au and said it promoted abuse and torture, shat their pants when an popular artist in the fandom drew Sonic porn and using "trap", and lets not forget them getting anal blasted over a joke the Sonic Twitter made and called it rape, iirc one of the mods HAS fapped to sonic porn made by eastern artists but they only get a free pass because they're a mod

the more important people revolving around the blog are
Mod Ghost-probably lesbianamyrose: major radfem and batshit insane
Box-criminallynerdy/wynx-hates-pedos/criticalalexandrite: not really a mod but is a lackey, stalks and baits people with her wynx-hates-pedos account, known for blowing things out of proportion, probably due to her adhd
Mod Mean Bean Lesbian-dapper-robot(?):mod that I mentioned being a minor above, close friends with Box

i'm a retard who's tired as shit at the moment, I think these people do a MUCH better job explaining then I did https://theassholeantiarchive.tumbl...ou-support-einnharders-art-comics-comics-that

tl;dr: sonic blog that's autistic and will blow a fuse over anything
 
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It'll only be time until there's a Kiwifarms lesbian flag.
 
yes please

i need to be enlightened[

Edit: I just looked through this blog and holy fuck it's a goldmind!!!

There was a really long post about "oh my god you shouldn't whitewash ray the flying squirrel and you should just colorpick"
okay but
1. it's a fucking cartoon squirrel
2. a lot of artists don't color-pick because they want to make the colors more visually appealing and give it a different tone.
dude, no way, you HAVE to post pictures of that
 
The Wreck it Ralph is filled to the brim with these incelesbians who are thirsting hard after the Disney Princesses and claiming all of them to be lesbos and such, just because they tend to hang out...
 
The Wreck it Ralph is filled to the brim with these incelesbians who are thirsting hard after the Disney Princesses and claiming all of them to be lesbos and such, just because they tend to hang out...

these people continue to prove they have no friends
 
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