Facebook post, 27 September: Megan.

[CWCissey]

Aaaaaaand there goes all of his new friends. Cause admitting you drew porn of your completely platonic friend and constantly harassing her is NOTHING compared to being thrown out of a children's hobby store for being an obnoxious dick and people messing with you on the Internet.

Don't forget that he alludes to other "artistic works" of other relationships. I'm guessing there is a lot of creepy shit we have had the fortune not to see.

Yet...

 

[Hasharin]

Do you think that maybe you could edit the names of Chris's friends out of the image? These people haven't had anything to do with Chris in thirteen years, and they really don't deserve to get or drawn into his personal drama.

Then why we don't stop referring to Megan and high school gal-pals by full names? Wallflower contacted CWCki, and they deleted her pesonal data. The whole Mimms and Lucas article was taken down supposedly at their own request. If these people do the same, then fine. But for now there's no need for that.

 

[Ahffline]

I don't know what is more pathetic, Chris' rant or the nauseating ass-pats from Anna and Billy Waterman. It's one thing for Chris to revise history to suit himself. It's another for his "friends" to encourage that twisted view. I'm sure Megan's filed all her interactions with Chris into the 'Shit I Don't Want to Remember From My Youth' file. I'm sure Megan wasn't a saint, but it was Chris' choice to get things for her, and I seem to remember reading some of the e-mail correspondence between them where payment amounts were agreed upon.

I guess it's easier for Chris to blame her for his shitty life than it is for him to accept that he's responsible for his circumstances.

 

[WhiteKnight]

Megan really should pay back Chris for the eBay stuff.

With a bat. To the face.

 

[LordCustos3]

Brother, the Hulkster has the perfect solution to all this. A steel cage match between Megan's boyfriend and Chris himself. If her boyfriend is unwilling to do it, man, then the Hulkster will step in. It would be a tall order for the Hulkster to overcome the stench of Chris, but with the power of Hulkamania, anything is possible. Hulkamania is the most powerful force in the universe, brother. The stench would be like being face to face with Beezelbub himself. However, the demandments of Hulkamania would allow the Hulkster to overcome the odds. Hulkster always says his prayers, so being face to face with the stench of hell itself would be no problem. The Hulkster eats his vitamins, so the energy will be there. And the Hulkster always trains, brother, so lifting all 230 lb of his lard self up into a bodyslam would certainly be doable. And at the end of the match, the Hulkster's MANOS would be raised in victory. WHATCHA GONNA DO, CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!

You're being a bully again, Hulkster.
Unleashing the full fury of Hulkamania against Da Chris'tard is like swatting a gnat with an anti-matter nuke dropped from orbit.

Besides, shit splatters, and you don't want any of Chris staining your dayglo spandex pants.

ha! you got 'tard on your leotard!

 

[milkshark]

Aaaaaaand there goes all of his new friends. Cause admitting you drew porn of your completely platonic friend and constantly harassing her is NOTHING compared to being thrown out of a children's hobby store for being an obnoxious dick and people messing with you on the Internet.

Don't forget that he alludes to other "artistic works" of other relationships. I'm guessing there is a lot of creepy shit we have had the fortune not to see.

Someone needs to obtain this scrapbook. IT MUST BE SEEN.

 

[CWCissey]

Aaaaaaand there goes all of his new friends. Cause admitting you drew porn of your completely platonic friend and constantly harassing her is NOTHING compared to being thrown out of a children's hobby store for being an obnoxious dick and people messing with you on the Internet.

Don't forget that he alludes to other "artistic works" of other relationships. I'm guessing there is a lot of creepy shit we have had the fortune not to see.

Someone needs to obtain this scrapbook. IT MUST BE SEEN.

Y'know, I bet it turns out it's all the shit we've seen before, the Ivy stuff and such.

 

[Stuff and Things]

I hate to say it, but there are more girls out there just like her, who would abuse your trust and use you to buy them things.

Yeah... like you, you're just using chris to feel better about yourself, because you're a selfish bitch that feels the urge to raise your selfsteem that you even go as far as damaging an already damaged person like chris, because in your sick and twisted mind, you're "protecting" him from a threat that you know doesn't exist, feeding his paranoia with imaginary "trolls" and conspiracies to ruin his life, like if he was the center of the universe... i know, she's not going to read this, but god, the asspatters anna, william, kim (well, it seems that kim is calling cwc out of his bullshit, so...) etc, are doing nothing but screwing up chris even more, it still amazes me how they think about chris like if he was the same little highschool 'tard with special needs, seriously, they don't understand that he's an adult now? and that he has to take care of his own responsabilities? that he has proved that he can be a real danger to real people in the real world? just, what the bloody hell is wrong with them?

 

[BillRiley]

Brother, the Hulkster has the perfect solution to all this. A steel cage match between Megan's boyfriend and Chris himself. If her boyfriend is unwilling to do it, man, then the Hulkster will step in. It would be a tall order for the Hulkster to overcome the stench of Chris, but with the power of Hulkamania, anything is possible. Hulkamania is the most powerful force in the universe, brother. The stench would be like being face to face with Beezelbub himself. However, the demandments of Hulkamania would allow the Hulkster to overcome the odds. Hulkster always says his prayers, so being face to face with the stench of hell itself would be no problem. The Hulkster eats his vitamins, so the energy will be there. And the Hulkster always trains, brother, so lifting all 230 lb of his lard self up into a bodyslam would certainly be doable. And at the end of the match, the Hulkster's MANOS would be raised in victory. WHATCHA GONNA DO, CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!

With all due respect to Hulkamania, I think you've got two tactical problems here, Hulkster:

1 - Chris will undoubtedly when he sees you climb into the ring. This will make certain holds, erm, problematical.

B - Chris excretes a greasy film that will not only make him difficult to hold, but can irritate skin as well.

I guess what I'm getting at is, whatcha gonna do, Hulkster, when Chris-­Chan's lousy personal hygiene runs wild on you?

 

[Stuff and Things]

Anna is pathetic. I feel like her whole motivation to help Chris is past guilt over the "Crazy Pacer" tale, yet she's incapable of helping anybody. Her advice is bad, and usually not even offered. She commiserates with him, if he's unhappy it validates her unhappiness. I bet Anna would hate it if Chris' life perked up, because she'd be alone and miserable.

I bet anna is already alone and miserable, that's why she wants to keep chris in that fucked up state, so she can "protect" him from the imaginary "trolls" and "bad people" whose only purpose in life is to make chris's life miserable, because she's pathetic and can't even be a good friend, or a good person, that's why she keeps feeding chris's paranoia with imaginary problems...

 

[Night Terror]

Do you think that maybe you could edit the names of Chris's friends out of the image? These people haven't had anything to do with Chris in thirteen years, and they really don't deserve to get or drawn into his personal drama.

Then why we don't stop referring to Megan and high school gal-pals by full names? Wallflower contacted CWCki, and they deleted her pesonal data. The whole Mimms and Lucas article was taken down supposedly at their own request. If these people do the same, then fine. But for now there's no need for that.

Wouldn't change anything. Wallflower was anonymised early on, when not that many people knew about her. Megan is way, way too far gone in CWC lore.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

I hate to say it, but there are more girls out there just like her, who would abuse your trust and use you to buy them things.

Yeah... like you, you're just using chris to feel better about yourself, because you're a selfish bitch that feels the urge to raise your selfsteem that you even go as far as damaging an already damaged person like chris, because in your sick and twisted mind, you're "protecting" him from a threat that you know doesn't exist, feeding his paranoia with imaginary "trolls" and conspiracies to ruin his life, like if he was the center of the universe... i know, she's not going to read this, but god, the asspatters anna, william, kim etc, are doing nothing but screwing up chris even more, it still amazes me how they think about chris like if he was the same little highschool 'tard with special needs, seriously, they don't understand that he's an adult now? and that he has to take care of his own responsabilities? that he has proved that he can be a real danger to real people in the real world? just, what the bloody hell is wrong with them?

Maybe they are trying to provoke a response from us for their own shits and giggles. How many of these guys are friends through Anna? Either they are as messed up as she is and see nothing wrong with Chris's actions or they do so to specifically get a raise out of us. Anna may be the real Queen of the Trolls for both organizing it and enabling CWC to act like CWC.

 

[Varis]

Kim and Chris are trading comments right now. Need popcorn.

 

[CWCissey]

Kim and Chris are trading comments right now. Need popcorn.

Need screenshots first!

 

[Stuff and Things]

Kim and Chris are trading comments right now. Need popcorn.

Yeah, and, it seems that kim is calling cwc out of his horse shit...

 

[Varis]

Edit: Shit, I missed an asspat comment by Alex.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

To Put it in terms the Hulkster would understand I believe Kim just turned heel on Chris.

I need Kim to just go ahead and drop some common sense into this conversation. An elaborate plot by game place employees, meg, and snyder is just fucking ridiculous.


Other than that this is hysterical.

 

[Varis]

Chris ran away. Now it's just Kim educating Alex.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris made his point: everything is everyone else's fault. No point sticking around.

 

[Fandase]

Chris made his point: everything is everyone else's fault. No point sticking around.

Yeah nothing is EVER Chris' fault. I mean she should have been honoured to be fingered by Chris don't you know.
She payed him back for the stuff he got her ( which was probably all Chinese knock offs anyway) or he said they were gifts and in my eyes she did not use him if she paid him back. Before I got my own eBay account I used to get my friends to get me stuff all the time and pay them back.

The only true way for her to ever be free of that idiot is to pack EVERYTHING he ever gave her into a box and send it all back with note telling to fuck off or she would press charges of slander or something.