Facebook post, 27 September: Megan.

[Kosher Dill]

send it all back with note telling to fuck off or she would press charges of slander or something.

He'd welcome that. In his mind, the judge would take his side and sentence Megan to have sex with him in open court.

 

[Smutley]

I'd really like for someone to post a timeline of the Game Place incident to show that no, it was all his fault that Megan ditched him and he got banned.

It wouldn't be anything but fun for us and enlightening to the few people still on his friends list, but still. He needs someone to kick his teeth in with truth.

 

[XYZpdq]

She also seems to send Chris out more on the weekends. Take-out and goodies from Wal-mart are probably the only things she has to look forward to when the weekend rolls by.

Maybe when he's driving or having to get stuff he can't play games, so he accidentally starts to think.

 

[Venusaur]

"It hurts my heart to hear all this again, I'm so sorry that Megan used you, chewed you up, and spit you out. I doubt she had any idea of what kind of impact her sharing your photo would ultimately have on your life. I hate to say it, but there are more girls out there just like her, who would abuse your trust and use you to buy them things. As for the link, it's very funny but I wish we could go back in time and stop everything from happening before it got so out of hand."

Jesus Christ.

Anna you should be ashamed of yourself.

At this point I have to think that she's just agreeing with Chris' delusions in order to "troll the trolls". That or she's genuinely stupid. Any person with a brain that's familiar with the Megan-Chris saga knows what happened. Megan didn't start the hate campaign and she's not a mastermind or anything. And what the hell is William doing talking about Megan's physical appearance!? Jesus Christ, what a little asshole.

If Chris starts actively harassing Megan again, I'll blame these two idiots for not attempting to knock some sense into Chris. At this point it seems Kim is trying to.... Hopefully she won't get defriended. I'm sure Anna would LOVE that.

 

[Varis]

It's over. One more screenshot with the whole discussion. (Too big to embed, sorry.)

http://i.imgur.com/1bYEZKC.png

 

[OBAMATRON]

Lol, bent up. Doesn't it bend down?

 

[MetroidJunkie]

He's just upset because Meg wasn't interested in getting in bed with him. In typical fashion, he paints her as a villain so he avoids the reality that he was a terrible friend who had to draw porn of her to keep from violating her.

 

[LordCustos3]

With all due respect to Hulkamania, I think you've got two tactical problems here, Hulkster:

1 - Chris will undoubtedly when he sees you climb into the ring. This will make certain holds, erm, problematical.
B - Chris excretes a greasy film that will not only make him difficult to hold, but can irritate skin as well.

I guess what I'm getting at is, whatcha gonna do, Hulkster, when Chris-­Chan's lousy personal hygiene runs wild on you?

Hulksters gonna wash and wash and wash and never ever be clean again.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Why do I think he typed that whole wall of text out on a phone? Probably sitting in a McDonald's 45 minutes after finishing his meal.

 

[Ahffline]

It's funny that Chris blames Megan for starting the trolling. Wasn't Anna the one who actually wrote about his shenanigans in February, 2005 in her 'Tale of The Crazy Pacer?' According to the timeline, Chris didn't meet Megan until the Summer of 2005, so Anna, imho, is the true 'Queen of Trolls.'

 

[LordCustos3]

It's over. One more screenshot with the whole discussion. (Too big to embed, sorry.)

http://i.imgur.com/1bYEZKC.png

Kim keeps trying to talk sense.
Too bad the other people in the comment thread are false-whiteknight-twolls with serious brain injuries. They probably can't stand how she is fucking up their little scheme...by being sensible.

It's funny that Chris blames Megan for starting the trolling. Wasn't Anna the one who actually wrote about his shenanigans in February, 2005 in her 'Tale of The Crazy Pacer?' According to the timeline, Chris didn't meet Megan until the Summer of 2005, so Anna, imho, is the true 'Queen of Trolls.'

shhhhhh....don't let the Graet Direcktor Chandler hear that....it'll spoil Anna/Waterheads inevitable Betrayal Conspiracy Scam and prevent them from becoming Epic Ween Godz!

 

[MetroidJunkie]

Kim keeps trying to talk sense.
Too bad the other people in the comment thread are false-whiteknight-twolls with serious brain injuries. They probably can't stand how she is fucking up their little scheme...by being sensible.

What's their long term goal? To gain Chris' trust then use it to launch some huge troll operation or something? Seems like all they're doing is stroking his ego.

 

[LordCustos3]

Kim keeps trying to talk sense.
Too bad the other people in the comment thread are false-whiteknight-twolls with serious brain injuries. They probably can't stand how she is fucking up their little scheme...by being sensible.

What's their long term goal? To gain Chris' trust then use it to launch some huge troll operation or something? Seems like all they're doing is stroking his ego.

That is my bet and my hypothesis.
Because I honestly don't think that Anna/Waterhead can genuinely be retarded enough to believe their own propaganda. If they were, they wouldn't actually post...they'd just roll on the floor covered in a straightjacket and their own filth.
So, yeah. They are Da Twolls, they are running a very dumb scam, and if they successfully pull it off, and Chris is conscious enough to perceive the betrayal and grasp what it means, he will never interact on Failbook ever again.
It might push him so deep into his autistic shell, he'll just no interact with anyone anymore. Christory will end.
Thanks alot assholes for ruining everything for everybody.

 

[Rossacciu]

Here is a drawback to having only two hands at a time like this. Most of the people on that thread (excluding Kim--I think she just knows not to push the limits on being somewhat reasonable because Chris gets butthurt so easily) need to be slapped so hard they see unicorns.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Kim keeps trying to talk sense.
Too bad the other people in the comment thread are false-whiteknight-twolls with serious brain injuries. They probably can't stand how she is fucking up their little scheme...by being sensible.

What's their long term goal? To gain Chris' trust then use it to launch some huge troll operation or something? Seems like all they're doing is stroking his ego.

That is my bet and my hypothesis.
Because I honestly don't think that Anna/Waterhead can genuinely be retarded enough to believe their own propaganda. If they were, they wouldn't actually post...they'd just roll on the floor covered in a straightjacket and their own filth.
So, yeah. They are Da Twolls, they are running a very dumb scam, and if they successfully pull it off, and Chris is conscious enough to perceive the betrayal and grasp what it means, he will never interact on Failbook ever again.
It might push him so deep into his autistic shell, he'll just no interact with anyone anymore. Christory will end.
Thanks alot assholes for ruining everything for everybody.

Chris is a piece of shit, we know that, but Anna is a piece of Chris's shit...

Here is a drawback to having only two MANOS at a time like this. Most of the people on that thread (excluding Kim--I think she just knows not to push the limits on being somewhat reasonable because Chris gets butthurt so easily) need to be slapped so hard they see unicorns.

Yeah, thankfully kim is being the most reasonably that he/she can, i don't blame him/her, after all, is dealing with a bunch of tards like chris, anna, and will...

 

[CWCissey]

Here is a drawback to having only two MANOS at a time like this. Most of the people on that thread (excluding Kim--I think she just knows not to push the limits on being somewhat reasonable because Chris gets butthurt so easily) need to be slapped so hard they see unicorns.

Yeah, thankfully kim is being the most reasonably that he/she can, i don't blame him/her, after all, is dealing with a bunch of tards like chris, anna, and will...

Yeah Kim's the only good one. Shame we can't deactivate the asspatter brigade's accounts so Chris will HAVE to listen to Kim if he wants any social interaction.

 

[LordCustos3]

Chris is a piece of shit, we know that, but Anna is a piece of Chris's shit...

...that has been dipped in 24 karat gold and placed in a museum display.
...and waterhead is the pretentious fake-snob commented on the goldplated shit and pretending to be deep about it.

 

[WhiteKnight]

A few questions:

Who the fuck is "Chris and Matt Stufano"?

Why is Chris such a idiot?

Why are there so many asspatters?

 

[Thetan]

I'm also getting pretty sick of Fatty blaming the CWCki and the forum for the negative public perception of him and all of the events that follows.

Both the CWCki and the forum are neutral mediums. They reflect badly on Fatty because he continues to act like a feral lunatic on Facebook and in public. Neither are responsible for the content reproduced within them: that's pure Fatty. The CWCki is merely an organized archive of Christorical events and the forum is, for the most part, posters reacting to Fatty's latest ridiculous escapades.

If, by some miracle or act of God Bear Fatty managed to start making an honest effort to improve himself and turn his life around, then the CWCki and the forum would start to reflect that instead. Fatty will never succeed in taking down either entity, but he has the power to move them towards reflecting a more positive image of himself.

 

[Stalin]

Man, I always come in late to these threads.

Chris needs to stop. Megan has long since moved on with her life, shed her NEET skin and transformed into the productive butterfly that was always there beneath the service. Chris is nothing but a washed-up internet celebrity with no friends, no prospects, no job, and still lives with his mother in a house worthy of Hoarders.

Who is the bad person here? The one who drew porn of his best friend and told everyone who was watching him it was her? Or the woman who, logically, rejected his stalker-like tendencies and did something with herself?

You go Megan. I hope that you don't hear of whats going on right now and have not been too traumatized by Chris.

Chris, you suck.