I miss when the internet got together for a while and rightfully ridiculed the BEAR BULL BEAR BULL OLD WORLD FLAG BEAR BULL from lonesome road.
FNV has a lot of strong points, compelling antagonists however are not one of them.
For the base game we've got (Depending on your allegience):
- Mr. Ringading: Guy who shoots you in the head. You trek across the wastes and when meeting him again there isn't much to stop you from instantly shooting him in the head in turn. Attempts to have this character have a larger role in the story result in him instantly being captured by the Legion and disappearing no matter what else you do.
- Brain Tumor Retardman who informs you how smart he is while he gives you the advanced computer chip and free reign to go down into a military bunker storing who knows what unaccompanied by any of his men. For bonus points, this can be after the Courier has done literally everything in his power to fuck with the legion's plans.
- Generic Stupid Generalman who is summed up as 'incompetent warmonger' and nothing else.
- Hyped up Legion super soldier who is so ruthless that even the legion itself balks at him who can be defeated by pulling "lots of land = hard to hold" on the faction that quite literally has the largest and most stable area of control thanks to their ruthlessness.
- Ancient Diaperman: Apparently the smartest man alive. Didn't calculate the possibility that making a random unvetted mailman his right-hand man could possibly end with them betraying him and beating him to death with a 9 iron after his last right-hand man betrayed him.
A lot of the base game villains fail because they're written in a very video-gamey way. Where they will just randomly trust the player character implicitly for no reason because idk, he showed a lotta gumption.
Then for the DLC we've got
- BullBear Man: Chris Avellone's personal talking nigger that he can use to pick at parts of the setting that he doesn't really like very much. Nonsensically written to blame you for something completely out of your control that not only did you not have any control over, you didn't even fucking see. Not to mention that he's written in such a way that you literally can't refute his points while he dictates at you without your own dialogue options making you seem retarded. His very character design makes you think he's trying way too hard to be cool, but you're meant to take him seriously.
- Schizophrenic Oldman: Weirdly the closest thing that there is to a main villain across the DLCs, and not that a bad villain either, really. He's effective at what he does, but unfortunately, his motive is just "I'm crazy so I kill everyone". The slight plot hole of him ignoring the fact that the Courier most likely has Euclid's C-Finder should probably be ignored. At least he has proper presence, though.
- I don't know, some fucking tribal or something? I think his name was General Gobblydegook: Honest Hearts fucking sucks man, what do you want me to say? It's got two good parts people mention and the rest of it is completely forgettable.
- The Redditbots: The less said about them, the fucking better.