FATAL 2: The Fataling

I chuck a hurlbat at the first and then charge with Thumper for some thumping.
 
Vlricus draws his bastard sword and shield. "Repel boarders! Teach these sorry land lubbers not to board our ship." He proceeds to make a hacking attack at a 7 fulcrum.
 
AnOminous said:
I chuck a hurlbat at the first and then charge with Thumper for some thumping.
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Oh yeah, fulcrum-wise, after chucking the hurlbat, I go for the most damaging fulcrum, and of course, use my special talent with the thumper.
 
I scream a blood-curdling warcry, though it probably won't help much (Intimidation of 30).
I use both my weapons and perform a...
Weapon Trick (Roll(3d10)+0:10,10,6,+0=SubTotal:26 -HEC of 6 = Total 20)
...to bedazzle foes before attacking the nearest one (or two, depending how the first attack goes)
Using fulcrum: 5, as usual (lowest possible for my weapons)
Attack:
Roll(3d10)-1: 10,8,9,-1=Total:26
Roll(3d10)-1:9,7,10,-1=Total:25
Damage:
Roll(3d10)+2:10,7,10,+2=SubTotal:29*0.95=27.55 *2.34=64.467 (64 damage)
Roll(3d10)+2:10,8,3,+2=SubTotal:23*0.95= 21.85*2.34=51.129 (51 damage)

...though I can't find anywhere in the source book that explains wtf bedazzling the enemy actually does. I assume it's like charming/blinding them or something?
Maybe like the distraction fumble from the fumbles list? In which case we get an extra attack (this round only) on the people who get distracted
Really hoping that maybe my doubled GG chance allows me to wreck a bitch.
 
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ActualKiwi said:
...though I can't find anywhere in the source book that explains wtf bedazzling the enemy actually does. I assume it's like charming/blinding them or something? Really hoping that maybe my doubled GG chance allows me to wreck a bitch.
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My skill is the vajazzling thingie, too.
 
AnOminous said:
My skill is the vajazzling thingie, too.
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Yeah I'm really hoping it'll work like "Distraction" in the fumbles list, opponents get a free extra attack on the target that's distracted.
 
This is where Lazy-Carcass shines, he draws his weapons (2H maul & warhammer) and attacks at using the lowest fulcrum (5).
 
Foddamn, you motherfuckers killed 7 boarders. I'm gonna need something besides enemies to kill you guys, because you're so strong that you basically always hit, because in fatal, if you're doing enough, you become better at hitting people.

Anyway, you guys sail off into the ocean. Will you go north, South, East or West?
 
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Splendid Meat Sticks said:
Foddamn, you motherfuckers killed 7 boarders. I'm gonna need something besides enemies to kill you guys, because you're so strong that you basically always hit, because in fatal, if you're doing enough, you become better at hitting people.

Anyway, you guys sail off into the ocean. Will you go north, South, East or West?
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We loot the fuck out of their corpses while going...wherever @Burned Man suggests, since he's the captain of this merry vessel.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
It's just human sized armor and swords.
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Right, we'll strip the bodies, stow everything from them below for trade to wherever we end up, and I guess hiff the bodies overboard? Unless any of the others wants the corpses for company...or fish bait
 
ActualKiwi said:
Right, we'll strip the bodies, stow everything from them below for trade to wherever we end up, and I guess hiff the bodies overboard? Unless any of the others wants the corpses for company...or fish bait
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Ok
 
ActualKiwi said:
Right, we'll strip the bodies, stow everything from them below for trade to wherever we end up, and I guess hiff the bodies overboard? Unless any of the others wants the corpses for company...or fish bait
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I'll chew on some of the bodies if they're yummy.
 
Lazy-Carcass decides it's time to prep the ballista for our next crazy adventure!

Also it says in the book that the GMcan award exp based on heroic actions, we just accidentally sexed a man to death, stole a ballista, repelled a boarding party from our ship and escaped without any of us knowing the first thing about sailing, can we level up plz?

P.s. what happened to the other soldiers who were on the ship?
 
Caddchef said:
Lazy-Carcass decides it's time to prep the ballista for our next crazy adventure!

Also it says in the book that the GMcan award exp based on heroic actions, we just accidentally sexed a man to death, stole a ballista, repelled a boarding party from our ship and escaped without any of us knowing the first thing about sailing, can we level up plz?

P.s. what happened to the other soldiers who were on the ship?
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If so, skilling up on using a ballista might be a good idea.

Is there a skill for raping someone without raping them to death?
 
You head north. And North. And North some more. It's been several days, and you guys have no food or water supplies. What will you do?
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
You head north. And North. And North some more. It's been several days, and you guys have no food or water supplies. What will you do?
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Blame the Quartermaster for the food issues, and then the Captain for the poor choice of directions.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
You head north. And North. And North some more. It's been several days, and you guys have no food or water supplies. What will you do?
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We have the corpses. I've been eating those. Also I bought a bunch of provisions earlier. It's mostly human meat, though I also have a few rapes.
 
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