FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

I think this might be it for him. Maybe the virus won't get him, but with his grade A charming personality, every hospitalization is just one trip closer to finding one of the nurses that like to put salt in the IVs of particularly bothersome patients.
Dr. Nowzaradan would've been committing the greatest act of clemency in history by giving Justin enough painkillers to send an elephant into its next life.
 
Dr. Nowzaradan would've been committing the greatest act of clemency in history by giving Justin enough painkillers to send an elephant into its next life.
Honestly some people don't want Steven to die but he's probably going to anyway. Also does someone have his latest instagram account?
 
I don't give a rat's ass if this bloated fuckwad croaks or not. I have sympathy for a lot of people, like the starving semi-skeletons of Africa, but in light of their agony, it's hard to feel sorry for these disgusting foodies who try to present their gluttony and ugliness as something worth celebrating. Whether he lives or dies, this POS should be a warning to everyone: the #1 "co-morbidity" that kills Covid patients is obesity. Not old age, not compromised immune systems: just plain old fat. The media and "experts" won't talk about that, because, um, "body positivity," but it's true.
 
If you can find his 600 lb life episodes, give them a watch. His father is by far the biggest enabler I’ve ever seen.
His father is a broken man. You can see how tired he is of all this. And Stephen is a fucking asshole who will call him a dozen times to get what he wants and he's learned that all he has to do is continue to do so and his father will give in.

When he's confronted by this he plays the role of the "poor, scared little boy" and promises that he's never going to do it again. When Dr. Now told him they were kicking him out of the hospital he was so contrite. Until Dr. Now told him to cut the shit and he calmed right down. He's a manipulator and he knows how to game the system.

That article is crap and appears to have been written based on an Instagram post with no research done whatsoever. That’s not a ventilator, it’s a damn nasal cannula. Who even wrote this?

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Oh. LOL.
What a surprise, she's a fat fuck as well who could stand to lose 400 pounds.

This is my favorite moment of this worthless tub of shit.
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I saw that and I laughed so fucking hard. It was glorious to see. The only thing that would have made it better was if he broke a couple bones in the process.
 
he is pretty obviously a sociopath. I can't feel bad for ASPD, they are lizard people.

If he dies he will likely be doped up out of his mind so that's about as good a death as a drug addict can ask for, I suppose. I'm not optimistic about him coming out of this. what is circulating right now is very weak. to be hospitalized from it means you are in very bad shape to start with. Early treatment helps many people by keeping them out of the hospital, once you're in there the options are extremely limited because a bunch of political bullshit has clogged up the normal decision making process for MDs.
 
Early treatment helps many people by keeping them out of the hospital, once you're in there the options are extremely limited because a bunch of political bullshit has clogged up the normal decision making process for MDs.
The thing about these deathfats is they eventually hit a tipping point where they're not coming back. It could be a broken bone or a MRSA infection or really anything. Even if this doesn't kill him, he's likely to be sicker for longer than a normal human and will probably never be 100% again, not that he even has been for years.

He'll also probably be even more susceptible to future infections.

I'm surprised this fat bastard even managed to get out and get the coof in the first place.
 
How's his brother doing, the one that was running the hobby shop? I know producers can make anyone seem like anything, but he seemed like a much more rational person.
His brother only looked good by comparison; hobby shop was basically a glorified daycare payrolled by his dad, he had about the same amount of interest in weight loss as his brother. Ultimately the only saving grace was he was far more quiet with his incessant bitching and moaning.
 
I don't give a rat's ass if this bloated fuckwad croaks or not. I have sympathy for a lot of people, like the starving semi-skeletons of Africa, but in light of their agony, it's hard to feel sorry for these disgusting foodies who try to present their gluttony and ugliness as something worth celebrating. Whether he lives or dies, this POS should be a warning to everyone: the #1 "co-morbidity" that kills Covid patients is obesity. Not old age, not compromised immune systems: just plain old fat. The media and "experts" won't talk about that, because, um, "body positivity," but it's true.
It's not just his fatness, it's also the fact that he's an unrepentant druggie and an all around toxic person.

You see the clips of how he talks to his dad and brother? Not to mention the people who care for him at the hospital.

That's what I love about Dr Now: he doesn't fall for these people's emotional manipulation AT ALL. And they're all used to getting their way by manipulating people who care about them.

Dad is just an enabler and deserves the finest crypt in the Roger Williams Mausoleum that money can buy.
The dad is a tard, but I still feel bad for him. He's obviously wracked with guilt over his sons but doesn't know how to deal with it.

It always bothers me that Dr Now waits so long to prescribe therapy. The dad definitely needs some.

His brother only looked good by comparison; hobby shop was basically a glorified daycare payrolled by his dad, he had about the same amount of interest in weight loss as his brother. Ultimately the only saving grace was he was far more quiet with his incessant bitching and moaning.
His brother was actually in worse shape. Dr Now pointed out to him that his BMI was higher than Stephen's at one of his appointments.
As far as bitching goes he's a huge passive aggressive cunt about everything. Just as bad as Stephen but pretends that he's above him.
 
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It's not just his fatness, it's also the fact that he's an unrepentant druggie and an all around toxic person.

You see the clips of how he talks to his dad and brother? Not to mention the people who care for him at the hospital.

That's what I love about Dr Now: he doesn't fall for these people's emotional manipulation AT ALL. And they're all used to getting their way by manipulating people who care about them.
Keep in mind that Dr. Now is really professional when it comes to dealing with patients have have serious psychological issues these days. He can't get manipulated or tricked into anyone in any way possible.
 
That's how they should bury him when he dies. No casket, just back his dead ass up to a hole and burn the body before dumping dirt on top of it.
You'd need to find an abandoned open pit mine for a large enough hole. I say just dump him into the sea and let him sink to the seabed. Dead whale carcasses are a boon for marine life.
 
If you have discovery plus or are able to find his 600 lb life with his bro and father, absolutely watch them. They are the height of lulz. Trust me.
Just finished the first half about him and this isn't funny at all. It's just sad and infuriating. His dad is a spineless loud mouth, his brother is whiney and insanely passive aggressive, and then there's Steven.

The entitlement, the smugness, the Elephant Man lower half, the crackhead tier lying and manipulating, the crocodile tears.
I rarely feel anger towards the cows but there's no better option than to let him die. Fuck the tax dollars, it's just a Sisyphean task. He doesn't want help and he certainly doesn't deserve it.

The only likeable person is his PCA, Big Mama Princess. You can tell she has a good heart. Should I bother with part 2?
 
I know a nurse who worked with Dr now, and was on the show(although never mentioned, she was just one of the nurses hanging around in some of the episodes).

She wasn't there for Steven but she heard stories from coworkers. Apparently they ran short staffed because so many people took vacation during his stays. He was worse than what appeared on tv
 
The dad is a tard, but I still feel bad for him. He's obviously wracked with guilt over his sons but doesn't know how to deal with it.
A few years back there were many rumours that the dad tolerated Steven to get his share of the pain meds. The dad does kinda look high sometimes so I think there is some truth to it...
 
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