Favorite Chris Moments

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WutangLee said:
The alleged moments of Chris believing Clyde was coming to his house to actually fight him. Everyone says that Chris actually hid in some clothes in his own house. His spare of the moment stuff is are some of his most Golden like the pepper spray. Granted the hedgehog defense was embarrassing. It's a shame Chris has never been in a fight his whole life. It would've been worth look.
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I think the closest thing to a fight for Chris was when he fought to get off the school bus first with a black kid. Chris threw some punches and got his glasses busted. Then it was tard bus for the rest of way.
 
Him getting (and subsequently getting fired from) his job at Wendy’s. It was one of the few times in his life that he had an adult responsibility, and he blew it, big time.

We still do not know the exact circumstances and date of his firing, would love to have definitive confirmation.

CWCki article: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Wendy's
 
Another time is when Chris is fapping it while on the computer in the kitchen and at the same time, Bob gets calls about Chris trying to kill himself on YouTube.

That's when Christory was made with the Internet Lumberjack.

To this day, I still don't know why the Chandler's insisted on keeping the internet in thier house knowing that's where the trolling came from and Chris's usage on in was the source of it.
 
1911JD said:
I feel like "I... am an American" is a fairly underrated moment, partly because it's buried in a 2hr long call, and partly because it's surrounded by so many other great moments in the same call.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jhp5WyvPWNI:6015
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I really love this exchange. Matthew says about how (Liquid) Chris is an “Upstanding” citizen, but Chris somehow translated that word to mean “Patriotism.”
 
Chris becoming insanely jealous of wealthy, successful, black Colin, and getting his mother to write an angry letter telling him to back off. I know the Catherine saga gets a lot of hate, but I honestly kind of enjoyed it.

WutangLee said:
The alleged moments of Chris believing Clyde was coming to his house to actually fight him. Everyone says that Chris actually hid in some clothes in his own house.
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It was actually a pile of stuffed animals. He also put one in his bed as a decoy, and also shit himself.
 
Picklechu said:
Chris becoming insanely jealous of wealthy, successful, black Colin, and getting his mother to write an angry letter telling him to back off. I know the Catherine saga gets a lot of hate, but I honestly kind of enjoyed it.
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My favorite part of that was barb calling Catherine “common”, absorbing Catherine’s British parlance while also summoning that royal Boleyn blood in her aristocratic veins.

All while literally sleeping atop piles of garbage.
 
Mason Verger said:
My favorite part of that was barb calling Catherine “common”, absorbing Catherine’s British parlance while also summoning that royal Boleyn blood in her aristocratic veins.

All while literally sleeping atop piles of garbage.
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Yaaaassss kween slayyyy
 
Picklechu said:
Chris becoming insanely jealous of wealthy, successful, black Colin, and getting his mother to write an angry letter telling him to back off. I know the Catherine saga gets a lot of hate, but I honestly kind of enjoyed it.
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I love the Colin stuff, really showed how petty and petulant Chris is and how little you have to scratch the surface to see it. I remember that while Colin allegedly was from a wealthy family, (edit: I rechecked it and no mention of family) Chris was specifically told he worked really hard to get rich himself and that he was a wonderful guy. Of course, he choose to ignore all of it and accuse Colin of having everything served to him on a silver platter (pretty hypocritical from Mr. Too good for a job) and automatically assume he was a womanizing asshole.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Not to mention his killer martial arts moves, complete with constipated faces and closed eyes. Not to A-Log, but I'd really like to see Chris in a fight and try to pull that sissy shit and see how it goes.
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I am shocked no one has hit him yet, he has creeped and insulted so many people over the years it should have happened by now.
 
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Slowinthemind said:
I am shocked no one has hit him yet, he has creeoed and insulted so many people over the years it should have happened by now.
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True, but it would have raised some ire in the public eye that a sped being hit is bad. During the Classic Chris era, even if Chris did get beat up, it would give Borb the opportunity to sue (legitimately) for crimes against special needs people.
 
Picklechu said:
Chris becoming insanely jealous of wealthy, successful, black Colin, and getting his mother to write an angry letter telling him to back off. I know the Catherine saga gets a lot of hate, but I honestly kind of enjoyed it.


It was actually a pile of stuffed animals. He also put one in his bed as a decoy, and also shit himself.
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He also put a pair of sunglasses on the stuffed animal.

"Don'tPintheOop", which I still crack up at all these years later. The short story he wrote about his 18th birthday. The entire Colin thing. Ivy implying she convinced him their daughter's name should be Roberta Latrine.
 
Already posted one, but I got another one that makes me smile. When Chris did his Animal Crossing video and tried to introduce the viewers to the villagers. They all swiftly retreated back inside as soon as he approached. Not even video game characters want to be friends with him. If the animals running away was coincidence or not, it still speaks volumes to me.
 
Second Missing Primarch said:
Yup, and he was super butthurt about it because he thought he was better than the other kids who rode it.

Manchester High School - CWCki

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I think we all went to high school with speds that thought they were better than everyone, but it must have been amazing to have Chris knocked down a few pegs.

Wasn't there something about kids throwing change at Chris, and he'd pick it up and feel superior because he suddenly had money for free?
 
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