Facebook FB 11/12/2013 - Chris apologizes for everything

I think at this point, someone should just make a bunch of "STFU Chris" t-shirts and send all the money made off of them to Child's Play or something.

OT, as I mentioned in the other thread:

The guy with the Rutger Hauer avatar said:
...How to properly make an apology...comes it three parts:
1) You apologize either verbally or in written form - something you can't say didn't happen.
2) You admit responsibility on your part.
3) You make amends for what you have wronged.
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Chris still believes throwing out half-hearted forgiveness blessings onto Facebook means anything, and he is the only one that believes it now. He isn't going to change and he isn't going to even attempt to. He's just going to continue to squirm on the floor until someone takes pity on him. Unfortunately for Chris, this isn't high school anymore and next to no one is falling for it anymore.

Here Chris, stuff this on your Facebook:
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FemboiBunny said:
This is exactly what his apologies are, they're just like a shitty yugioh home-made card that says "Dear ~~~ I am Sorry :( "
Oh, and, i know i will be the only one that finds this hilarious, but there's already a yugioh card that lets your opponent draw 2 cards, it's called the gift of greed...
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Too bad reality will only give Chris his "just desserts". 8-)

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Thetan said:
tobacky_vapor said:
Come to think of it, today's the day after the anniversary of shecameforcwc, something tells me a few :ween: :ween: provoked this situation.... Either that or godjesus decided to send him a friendly reminder.
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There's also the mass private message thing where he tried to guilt his friends into liking / commenting on his Lego MHS. Based on that private message we saw, it looked like Chris may have been trying to turn his friends against whoever sent the original email that started all of this new drama in the first place. We know, based on the recent public posts, that "She Came For CWC" has been circulating among the MHS crowd. Other videos, FB posts, and questionable "artwork" may be making the rounds as well.
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Wait, this happened? Is this leaked PM in the 11/5 thread somewhere? (I still haven't gotten all the way through it...)
 
KatsuKitty said:
What is his objection to online friends? Is he just incapable of discerning trolls from people who would be his friend, so he blocks everyone? I've been harassed by people online before, and I haven't cut off all online contact with everyone in response.
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Harassed to the extent CWC has? Is there a wiki out there made in your name? I understand his paranoia at least in that respect.
 
snowkitten91 said:
FemboiBunny said:
This is exactly what his apologies are, they're just like a shitty yugioh home-made card that says "Dear ~~~ I am Sorry :( "
Oh, and, i know i will be the only one that finds this hilarious, but there's already a yugioh card that lets your opponent draw 2 cards, it's called the gift of greed...
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Too bad reality will only give Chris his "just desserts". 8-)

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AUGH YEAH AUGH YEAH
 
Is Chris an Epsilonist?

After all, he's apologising for everything, and nothing at the same time.
 
This is a new low for Chris with such a string of "apologies" so bad they are so half assed. He really wanted his reunion, worked so hard on it and by his own rage and stupidity ruined. Deep down he knows this and apologies, but cant help being an asshole while doing it.
 
Now now guys. I'm sure if he says it enough he might actually start to mean it.
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I'm... I'm sorry. I just can't type that with a straight face! :lol:
 
I am so tired of apologies.

Chris, we all know you fail at them. Try something else.
 
These apologies suck so much, Chris should apologize for them.
 
"I'm sorry for everything" only works if you're an elderly hobbit who is visibly wracked with grief, and youre apologizing to the nephew who adores you for the lifetime of love and caring that you've previously shown him.

That being said, I accept Chris's apology, and would like to offer him one in return. I'm sorry Chris. I'm sorry for stuff. All the stuff. You know the stuff I mean. I'm sure we can be best friends now, yeah?
 
The definition of insanity is doing the same exact thing over and over again and expect different results.

Exactly how many times has Chris apologized and then demanded that everyone stops talking about him?
 
random_pickle said:
The definition of insanity is doing the same exact thing over and over again and expect different results.

Exactly how many times has Chris apologized and then demanded that everyone stops talking about him?
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I don't think the population of the world has enough fingers to count that high.
 
You know what? I'm sorry too. Sorry for even thinking that you'd ever come up with a sincere apology.

Also, how long do you guys think will he stick with this "apology" until he fucks up and blames it on the trolls again?
 
Going to read all the thread to see if everyone thinks, like me, that he's only doing this to see if he can get the trolls off his back, and that he doesn't even know what he's apologizing about, he's just saying it.
 
And that's the end of the five stages of Gal-pal retroactive re-context-ing of lunch periods in high school grief, there's his acceptance.

Now he can move forward to the ultimate-life-upgrade upgrade.

Who's ready for the next phase of the continuing adventures of our autistic hero?

I know I am!
 
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