FB 5/28 CWC responds to a bully named Johan

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feedtheoctopus said:
That's the part that really stuck out to me. Chris is actually taking some sort of responsibility for the self destructive shit he's done in the past. Of course, he then immediately goes back to making those same mistakes all over again. But that's...progress, I guess.
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I'm not sure, there are a set of tropes he has used for years, like "I am only human" and "I have learned from my mistakes".

He uses them when someone is bringing up something stupid or embarassing he has done, which he can't deny and can't really defend, and he just wants the subject to go away. His thought process seems to be more like "yeah, yeah, get off my back".

It is probably the best response. If someone says to him "you filmed yourself sitting on a cake naked, wtf?", what is he supposed to say? If he denies it, there is proof, he he tries to justify it, he has to talk about it for a long time. If he just says "yup, that happened. Not my finest hour, won't happen again.", the person making fun of him can't really say much.

So I guess he derserves some credit. But I don't think it means he has actually learned any lessons. If he has, it is something ridiculously specific like "don't film yourself sitting naked on a cake", and if someone asks him to sit naked on a pie, he will go right to it.
 
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The biggest problem I've always had with diving fully into Christory is that I find his videos really difficult to watch. His overall speech patterns just seem to trigger some deep seated irritation inside me that's almost like an itch I can only scratch by stopping the video, it's a really bizarre feeling that I find hard to describe.

He's somehow managed to turn it up to eleven with this one. The fact that he's distractedly mumbling down at the desk whilst playing with figures adds a whole new level of annoyance, and that bloody music is not only obscuring his already unfollowable ramblings, it's just completely ill fitting and makes no sense.

If you ever wanted information from me, lock me in a room and force me to watch this. I'd sing like a canary, I'd give you my bank details and all my darkest secrets, I'd sell you my parents.

I pity those of you who attempt to transcribe this, and I hope it's worth the piece of your soul that you'll lose in doing so.
 
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For years, Chris has been muttering "Oh yeah, oh yeah, VivianG, you made that CWC-tok thing, you monster. But one of these days I will make a singularity of remixability. A video of which you cannot make a techno remix of without instantly getting sucked into a black hole of utter madness. Vengeance shall be mine."
Hark! The Judgment Day is upon us. These are the signs.
(Also someone please add this video to some kind of "videos you absolutely need to watch to figure out what the hell this newfangled 'internet' thing is all about" playlist)
 
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@Marvin ...you sure he's wised up about trolls...like at all? I know he desperately wants to believe 2 lesbians wanna fuck him and have his children, but this is ridiculous.

Even after another "man in a pickle suit" shows up to ruin his china chances, he still doesn't figure out he's being trolled??? Also, apparently he can still be trolled online pretty easily, and in a chatroom no less.
 
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CWC makes a lot of sense, I have learned from firsthand experience that if somebody is bullying you and it is confusing then to the best thing to do is to make bunch of noise to show your dominance.

Shooting them with lazor guns works too, but I don't know where to get one.
 
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Mincemeat Magic said:
my associate has introduced me to a lesbian couple whose looking to have their own little daughters
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Not many people are mentioning the fact that the Associate is the one who introduced Chris to the troll lesbian couple, I am willing to bet this whole Cwc-Fest was planned from the first time the Associate met Chris.
 
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The video showing off Chris' sexual prowess must never be viewed by mortal human beings. A certain scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark comes to mind when someone views ANY video where Chris is naked or in a sexual manner.

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Reread this part of the transcript:
And fortunately I had already do- uh- made a video for la- for the lesbian couple, which pr- which demonstrated quite well my, acrobatic, sexual prowess, thats goes yet to be unappreciated especially since I was self-taught....
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Here's my take- I think the video he sent them was just the JULAY sex tape. Pretty disappointing if so, but it makes sense. I still hope we'll get a new leaked video but after reading that in the transcript I'm starting to doubt it.
 
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WhiteChocolateTamale said:
Reread this part of the transcript:


Here's my take- I think the video he sent them was just the JULAY sex tape. Pretty disappointing if so, but it makes sense. I still hope we'll get a new leaked video but after reading that in the transcript I'm starting to doubt it.
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Come on, Chris is autistic but surely he's not so autistic he thinks the JULAY video is actually erotic...right? Please tell me that's the case I really don't want to believe he is...
 
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milkshark said:
It's just not gonna happen. Chris' genes are no good, he's lazy and horribly unattractive. He embraced being tranny after he completely failed at being a viable sexually active man. Now he has an imaginary pillow girlfriend. He has given up.
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Rate you Disagree: If there is any slim chance of this being real, having Chris awkwardly fumble around a vagina, and by some miracle producing a pregnancy, it would be basically the biggest event in Christory ever. It might be the biggest thing in Trolling history. (I'm clinging to my Optimistic rating.)
 
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