FB 6/14 - Pristine defined

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But he doesn't shower (properly).
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If his 3 second showers and shit-crusted undies is his version of "clean (pristine)", I don't want to know his definition of "dirty".
 
Being clean and hygienic is a complicated process when you think about it.

You have to own certain things first. A clean place to bathe, running water, soap, shampoo, and if you really want to do it right, a loofah, sponges, body wash, brushes, razors, creams and ointments, tweezers, some kind of deodorant...

You have to stand in the water for at least a certain number of minutes, while covering your body with caustic chemicals and rubbing. Then you have to rub it up your hair, and leave it in, then rinse and repeat. For some people this is hefty physical exertion. Especially extremely heavy people. Especially the repeat part.

Then you have to maintain it regularly, which requires thought and effort, and time spent away from video games and fun things. Being clean is effort that not everyone can/wants to do. Chris has probably never been clean in his life. He probably does not know how.
 
Manly-Chicken said:
But he doesn't shower (properly).
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He'd definitely come out smelling like some kind of flower.

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Weird ordering of dialogue aside, you've got to love how Rosechu feels the need to compliment Sonichu on the basic hygiene most adults take for granted. I imagine on really special occasions, Sonichu will be decent enough to wash his dick the bathroom sink of the McDonalds where he's taking her for a romantic dinner.
 
PantsOfDesire said:
Weird ordering of dialogue aside, you've got to love how Rosechu feels the need to compliment Sonichu on the basic hygiene most adults take for granted.
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Chris believes he deserves praise for every basic thing that most adults take for granted. I wonder if he gloats to Barb every morning he wakes up without having pissed the bed.
 
I now can't help but wonder if he still uses Axe now that he identifies himself as a lesbian.
 
He only likes 'pristine' because it rhymes.
The only other word that rhymes with Christine is 'Sistine' which he would think means sisterly or something about being a woman.
 
Chris always struck me as the kind of individual who forgoes washing clothes for as long as possible by putting everything into a plastic bag and unloading a can of body spray or spray deodorant into it.

After this post, I am still undeterred from that hypothesis, but I will admit I was being rather generous about using a bag.

We'd know if he washed his clothes regularly because otherwise he'd brag about a menial task normal people do without the need to brag about it.

This morning, I woke up and made coffee all by myself! I even used filtered water! I'm going to put another gold star on the fridge.
 
So after a normal daily shower he would define himself as 'Pristine Christine'.....given what we know about his actual bathing habits can we shorten it to suit that fact and call him "Prissy Chrissy"?
 
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