FB 8/11 - Feeling overwhelmed!

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Kosher Dill said:
I'll believe they truly are desperate if we get a message from Barb herself. Till then, no commissions.
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Good GodBear. And if we thought Chris was a terrible at making a sale...

"LISSUN you little Bitch! I'm BARB! CHRISSUN'S MAW! I need you'n t'buy mah boy's little cartoon doodlin'... I.... I DON' CARE WHUT DEY CALL, CHRISSUN!! HHNNNGH... Ohhhh... I'm dying here! Boy! Now boy, you get... you BUY these damn things cuz we needs the money! I NEEDS TAH MONEY! I gotsta... GOTSTA GET... *chewing noises* ...TEETH FIXED! Ooohhh, swear to GAWD ahm gonna kill myself! I will! Kill myself and..... *trails off*" ...CHRISSUN! GETS TO MACDONALDS AND GIT ME MAH Q-SANDS AND SWEET TEA!"
 
CatParty said:
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"ignore what i said last time about having money"
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This is starting to get sad. Like more than usual, if that's even possible.
 
Queen of Tarts said:
This is starting to get sad. Like more than usual, if that's even possible.
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Knowing Chris it'll get worse. He sure begged hard enough during his push to sell his Original Sonichu and Rosechu artwork, and now he is expecting money based off people actually responding to his sales. He seems completely at a loss that his wares no longer have the demand they did earlier.
 
You know, if things are that desperate, maybe Chris should consider renting himself out for birthday parties and business events. "Who's da birfday boy?!"
 
Time for Chris to diversify and seek new moneymaking possibilities. Do they offer refunds for recycled beverage containers in Ruckersville?
 
I'd feel overwhelmed too if I was going to get evicted in a few months to a burnt-down hoard house!
 
skyraider91 said:
From June, 2014.
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You don't reckon he's found any magic beans, then?

skyraider91 said:
My money is on that he defaults on his debt before the end of the year. And when he does, of course, it will be anyone's fault but his own.
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I think he's already working the usual angle. "DON'T LISTEN TO TROLLS WHO LIE ABOUT MY EBAY!" You wonder if even realizes that his fictional excuse making is actually fictional, but no. He doesn't. He's that dumb. Always the willing victim.
 
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"Buy my stuff, we need money! And despite what my history shows I totally won't blow the money on stuff I don't need!"
 
See, I'm not against Chris selling shitty drawings and ugly autographs to make money. I'm against Chris thinking he will continue to make money after a few spergs actually purchase his garbage. That's a dangerous idea to plant in his head, and it's the reason for all of his recent fb posts. He doesn't realize the well is going to dry up very, very quick.
 
Lefty's Revenge said:
Chris needs to learn how to advertise a service/product. Begging is annoying.
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It's pity and not the high quality of the art that drives a lot of the sales. Althought lately Chris has been poor in eliciting pity either, because he can repeat "Please, me and my family really need the money!" only so many times before it starts to wear thin.

As far as the post goes : He can ship his products to people who have bought them. Good. Will he learn next time to leave some of his earnings for a rainy day in case of something like the late shipment problems start cropping up again ? Probably not, but that's a case for another day.

pickleniggo said:
He doesn't realize the well is going to dry up very, very quick.
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He could put up a Kickstarter for a new Sonichu / Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Adventures comic series and it could elicit some new interest in people for new content where Chris is allowed to be more creative than his current commission line.
 
Doctor Duke said:
i like to imagine him writing these posts with the benny hill theme in the background
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I like to imagine him writing these using the voice-to-text function of his phone. In full Golden-Age Chris Meltdown Style!!



With the Benny Hill music playing. That goes without saying, of course.
 
Kosher Dill said:
I'll believe they truly are desperate if we get a message from Barb herself. Till then, no commissions.
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I've a feeling that Barb is down to less than an hour's worth of energy a day, and banging out a me-first, pity us plea to donate money that probably isn't even getting used to pay bills and other expenses on an iPhone isn't too high up on her to-do list.
 
The well is dry. It's over. It has passed on! This well is no more! It has ceased to be!

THIS IS AN EX-WELL!!

It's hard to pity someone who made over $2 grand in pocket money in a single month by doing virtually nothing. He got the cash and spent it on things he needed and shit that made him happy. He won. Too bad his hard-wired entitlement/victim-mentality bullshit keeps him from enjoying this rare victory.
 
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Muncie Anderson said:
I've a feeling that Barb is down to less than an hour's worth of energy a day, and banging out a me-first, pity us plea to donate money that probably isn't even getting used to pay bills and other expenses on an iPhone isn't too high up on her to-do list.
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I would actually be really interested to see communications from Barb. I mean, she was very gullible in her emails during the Miyamoto saga, but other than that, she came off as pretty professional. Definitely her emails were a sharp contrast to the weird shit Chris wrote. But she's deteriorated a lot since then, in multiple ways; it would interesting to see what she would write now if Chris asked her to write a note to potential buyers.

. . . But yeah, I'll admit it's probably not going to happen.
 
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