FB 8/8 Chris sees a dragon

[Piga Dgrifm]

My Little 'Tism
Taint Wounds Are Magic.​

 

[OtterParty]

Aren't they a sedative?

I'd prefer him take adderall or something like that so at least maybe we'd finally get another issue of Sonichu.

or another episode of CWCFlyingElephants

 

[Scratch This Nut]

NOBODY CARES CHRIS

We care.

EDIT: 66 comments in four hours is very caring.

 

[ZehnBoat]

So he's never heard of a Chinese long before? Eastern dragons have that serpentlike body and tend to look like amalgamations of various animals, with antlers, claws of birds, scales like fish, a "beard" around their jaw, etc.

Discord's design is based off of them, not the other way around.

this is basic brony logic
if A looks like something B from the show
THEN YOU MUST TELL EVERYONE THAT A LOOKS LIKE B or
A RIPPED OFF B
BECAUSE PONY IS BEST SHOW AND ORIGONAL EVERYTHING AAAAGH MAKE ALL MEMES PONY!!

or something like that

 

[DragoonSierra]

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They are both Chinese dragons you nitwit

 

[Dain Bramage]

Is it shaped like a girl?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I know it's been said before but

looks nothing like an MLP character you autistic fuck

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Could this picture of the auction house be an allegory to the future Estate auction of the hoard.

 

[Grandfather Spergle]

What's a Discord?

Y'know, discord that was hooked up to the Keurig burned his house down.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

These Chinese dragons is as close as he gets to get China.

 

[Scotty G]

Stephanie Bustcakes is turning tricks for her next fix.

 

[Ntwadumela]

He should be sacrificed to it.
LET THE DRAGON CONSUME YOU!!

 

[The Dude]

If you folks thought BLARMS and "Bring Back Zordon" were bad, just you wait until they cancel My Little Pony. Chris is NOT going to take that well. The tard fit that he pitches will be one of his biggest. Maybe even THE biggest.

When that day comes maybe someone can send him this playset to make him feel better. It even includes LEGO!

Spoiler: Toys for Chris

 

[Scotty G]

WHEN I'M RUSHIN' ON MY RUN
AND I FEEL JUST LIKE SONICHU'S SON

 

[Subconcious Offense]

His tail is Not Friggin' Black! Change it back now Now NOW NOW NOW NOW!

 

[GS 281]

I thought Bob already showed him a White Dragon.

 

[ON 190]

I thought Bob already showed him a White Dragon.

"Y'see, son, a whole can of gas is how much you need to make sure the cross burns niiiiiice and long into th' night."

 

[Jerkologist]

He seems more like a Lesbians in the Sky with Diamonds person to me.

I wonder if Chris knows the Beatles wrote songs about how they liked to smoke D.R.U.G.S.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So he's never heard of a Chinese long before?

Chris must've been reading Goosebumps in history class too.

 

[Apocalypso]

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Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
He took one look at Christian Chan
And fled inside a tree