Lovequest FB 9/7 - Sad over not having a sweetheart

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Oh he will. He'll just have to pay for it again.

I thought of that at first, but I kinda doubt it. He did it once, got the achievement, and hasn't done it since as far as anyone seems to know. I don't think he sees just getting laid (for $$$) as all that useful to battle the loneliness, especially when you bring the practical considerations into the equation.

I think it's more likely that, left to his own devices, he'll just not have sex (with another human being).
 
I think it would be nice if chris found someone who would love him for him and be his match. Unfortunately he would reject her for the same reasons people would reject him.
I don't think anyone nearby fits that description anymore. I think there used to be candidates, like the wallflower. But Chris is way too far gone by this point.
 
Oh, absolutely. Chris has never been looking for love, affection, etc. He's been looking for someone (or several someones) that he can dump the responsibilities of his life onto while he goes off and indulges his whims, likely on his heartsweet's dime. The man is pathologically selfish. Chris would rather leave his soiled, untreated underwear in the laundry hamper for Barb to eventually discover and clean instead of changing his diet, getting exercise, suffering the 'indignity' of wearing adult diapers, or laundering his dirty drawers himself. Things may have possibly changed recently due to Barb's frailty, but that's only out of necessity. Chris wants to use, use, use someone.

Chris has "loved" each of his "girlfriends" within the space of a couple of weeks. He doesn't know or understand romantic love. He's not even looking for love, he's looking for the sense of elation that would come from the knowledge that someone else will pay the bills, provide him with sex, sort through his unpleasant emotions, and keep the trolls away. For Chris, a relationship is a goal, a thing to achieve after dumping Bowser into the fire pit. Watching him fail and complain about loneliness shows him rightly losing at something, and considering how he's avoided fines and jail time for his lousy behavior, knowing that he's losing at leeching off of someone is really rather satisfying.
Also it's a tad off-topic, but why doesn't he just see a doctor about that? Get some imodium or something. It's not exactly something that's hard to fix.
 
Chris does not know how undateable he is. He cannot fathom the idea that he is a not a perfect beautiful woman that all lesbians age 18-25 would want.

When people on dating sites (who are assumed to be looking for relationships) are surveyed, things like debt and living with parents and poor hygiene are major deal breakers. No one wants to date a person with no money. People like to do things. Things cost money. Who is getting into a relationship with a 35 year old who can't afford anything? Being broke is okay when you are in college and trying to score as much boipucci as you can before getting into the real world, but not so much when you are looking for relationship that lasts more than a few hours.

His advanced age, baldness, childish interests and attire, fatness, lack of experience, and other problems do not help him either. He offers so little. That qt lesbian would have to overlook so much that it would be impossible for her not to choose someone slightly better than Chris.
 
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I'm not sure if it's for that reason or not but do most people feel happy seeing a post like this, knowing that Chris is still unhappy he hasn't been paired up with a beautiful girl after all these years? It's probably my inner A-Log but I kind of feel like he deserves to be denied the things like this that he wants so badly
His post smacks of attention whoring and manipulation above all else. While I'm sure Chris was unhappy at the moment of writing it, this is not something that the next episode of MLP can't fix. Chris is such a shallow person that existential angsts, such as the fear of facing the cold heartless world alone, or the fear of failing to leave a legacy, simply don't register.

Is never being able to reach the 5th stage of grief one of the symptoms of autism?
The grieving process doesn't even formally start: tard springs eternal.
 
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His idea of a relationship is very odd, he expects to be looked after by someone who also works to look after him and she has to be okay with him sleeping with other women if the opportunity arises, the first two are very unlikely but possible but I can't see Chris managing to stay faithful if the opportunity arose (I'm talking in hypotheticals to the extreme here), even if they had some agreement on the matter I doubt Chris would hesitate at the chance of sleeping with another attractive women whether his partner was okay with it or not and with his lack of theory of mind I don't think he can comprehend the repercussions of that.

Chris still doesn't see that financial stability plays a very important role in a relationship (aside looks and feelings for each other) and that he certainly fails miserably at that part. His post is nothing more than a narcistic beggingpost for asspats.
That's not true! Chris has stated he is interested in someone earning a high wage! (From his attraction sign sign):
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See, Pristine Christine has it all worked out! ;)
 
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