Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

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I am reasonably sure that we haven't seen the last of Chris. They won't hold him forever, and the crime for which he is charged is far from a life sentence. We might be without new updates until the summer, but it's not like he's a psycho killer who will be locked in a psych ward for the rest of his life.

Once he gets out, his first act will be to grift for money so you know he'll be back on the radar immediately.
I believe you're right and this likely isn't the last of the story. However, I think that the claim that this is the end is still somewhat plausible. It doesn't mean Chris is in jail forever. Instead, the idea is that he may be getting 'help' post jail that will keep him medicated and isolated though not necessarily committed or confined. From what more knowledgeable people have said, Chris seems still too high-functioning to get this sort of placement but it is still possible.
 
. Instead, the idea is that he may be getting 'help' post jail that will keep him medicated and isolated though not necessarily committed or confined.
Chris will never get better, never. If he has a cell phone with internet access he will be right back to being chris chan. He will never be "committed". Unless he becomes an actual danger to the public or violent, he will be out soon and no matter where he ends up he will 100% have a cell phone.

Unless someone hires a full time tard wrangler to force feed him his meds and babysit him 24/7, who's going to do that? The state surely wont.
 
Chris will never get better, never. If he has a cell phone with internet access he will be right back to being chris chan. He will never be "committed". Unless he becomes an actual danger to the public or violent, he will be out soon and no matter where he ends up he will 100% have a cell phone.

Unless someone hires a full time tard wrangler to force feed him his meds and babysit him 24/7, who's going to do that? The state surely wont.
I agree that Chris will never be technically committed. What I imagine instead is some sort of assisted living situation with sufficient house rules that residents are rendered docile 'by choice' as a condition to continue living there. That sort of thing may not actually exist though
 
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We haven't seen the last of him, 100000%.
I have been hopeful for so long, but now that he's been disappeared for over a month, I think we might just have to get used to not hearing anything about Chris for long stretches of time.

Nobody can even confirm if his hoard has been thrown out, this is the most severe drought in milk in years.
 
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I have been hopeful for so long, but now that he's been disappeared for over a month, I think we might just have to get used to not hearing anything about Chris for long stretches of time.

Nobody can even confirm if his hoard has been thrown out, this is the most severe drought in milk in years.
its not actually, the dark ages were much much longer. it hasn't even been that long especially in comparison. just be patient, it'll pay off, big time. I have no doubts.
 
its not actually, the dark ages were much much longer. it hasn't even been that long especially in comparison. just be patient, it'll pay off, big time. I have no doubts.
During the dark ages we still had his facebook activity.

But I shall remain hopeful for the second coming of Chris Chan, I wonder what he'll think when he realizes that the merge did not in fact complete itself while he was in jail.
 
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There is a couple of scenarios which will decide if we will see him again

He gets thrown into the slammer for a couple of years:
This is unlikely considering his mental condition but if it does happen, he will likely be in there for a couple of years, likely 2-3. By the time he gets out its likely at this point Barb will have either passed away or become completely bedridden, therefore leading Chris into the Homeless Saga. This will make Chris accessing the internet way more difficult, but its likely trolls or curious internet dwellers will try to find him and record him, similar to what happened with Terry A Davis.

He gets thrown into a Mental facility:
This is a more likely outcome, and this is the most likely scenario in which we never hear from him again. In the case he does get put into a facility for the foreseeable future, its likely they'll pump him up with drugs or at the very least try to help him in any way they can, although he's likely far too gone for that. However, it is also likely that they're just evaluating him, which means he'll get put back into jail where they'll decide his fate. If they do however decide to keep him in there for a while, its likely we won't hear from him for years or perhaps the rest of his life

They decide "fuck it" and release him:
This is extremely unlikely considering the gravity of his crime and overall fucked up mental state. If this somehow does happen though, its almost certain he will be completely barred from getting back to his house, therefore leading to the same scenario as him being thrown into jail.

It all really depends though
 
overall fucked up mental state.
they don't really care about his mental state though, as long as he's not a violent rapist. There's people much crazier than chris who are in an out of the system constantly. Chris' only difference is his infamy so they may, possibly, handle his case more carefully. We'll know soon, they have to charge him at the year point, and if they don't slap him with anymore charges he will be out on time served and possibly have to go that therapeutic docket for a while.
During the dark ages we still had his facebook activity.
yea but that didn't really come out until after the dark ages, or very rarely. it was mostly quiet, unless you were in the "inner circle" than it was a very content dry drip feed. trust me, chris will always be his own biggest troll, and he will always return to feed us the milk we crave. If we've learned anything, he always comes back with even crazier shit. So just imagine what he'll do next?
 
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I believe you're right and this likely isn't the last of the story. However, I think that the claim that this is the end is still somewhat plausible. It doesn't mean Chris is in jail forever. Instead, the idea is that he may be getting 'help' post jail that will keep him medicated and isolated though not necessarily committed or confined. From what more knowledgeable people have said, Chris seems still too high-functioning to get this sort of placement but it is still possible.

It would frankly be for the best if Chris was in some kind of highly-supervised setting, but I don't think that will happen. There was quite a lot of psychiatric abuse in the early to mid 20tth century, and as a result the pendulum swung the other way and now it's very hard to get people into those places against their will. There are people who are much more disabled than Chris walking around on the street for that reason.
 
What I imagine instead is some sort of assisted living situation with sufficient house rules that residents are rendered docile 'by choice' as a condition to continue living there.
He could choose to leave.

Monitored wifi is possible in that scenario.

But I shall remain hopeful for the second coming of Chris Chan, I wonder what he'll think when he realizes that the merge did not in fact complete itself while he was in jail.
He’ll shrug and say it’s happening, he’s workin on it. Either it has happened and he’s happy or it hasn’t happened yet. Either way, he wins in his mind.

Homeless Saga. This will make Chris accessing the internet way more difficult, but its likely trolls or curious internet dwellers will try to find him and record him, similar to what happened with Terry A Davis.
It’s not hard to get a phone and find wifi. Even Chris can manage that.

He gets thrown into a Mental facility:
This is a more likely outcome, and this is the most likely scenario in which we never hear from him again. In the case he does get put into a facility for the foreseeable future, its likely they'll pump him up with drugs or at the very least try to help him in any way they can, although he's likely far too gone for that.
It is very hard to do this in America. People much worse than Chris are just wandering the streets as we speak. He’s really not “too far gone;” he’s just deeply into maladaptive daydreaming. As long as the imagination cope isn’t telling him to kill the president or burn down a building, they’re probably not trying to take it from him. If it was, they’d try to take away that part of it with medication.

However, it is also likely that they're just evaluating him, which means he'll get put back into jail where they'll decide his fate.
This is likely. Time served, here’s a tard home and someone to help you get your tugboat set up (maybe), don’t fuck it up for yourself.

They decide "fuck it" and release him:
This is extremely unlikely considering the gravity of his crime
It sounds ridiculous to say, “he’s only charged with incest,” but here we are. Not rape, not even elder abuse (as far as we know). He’s not dealing with federal big boy crimes prison. This scenario is likely.

and overall fucked up mental state.
His state really isn’t that bad. Sad, but true.

If this somehow does happen though, its almost certain he will be completely barred from getting back to his house, therefore leading to the same scenario as him being thrown into jail.
The state has to find him a place to go.
 
He could choose to leave.

Monitored wifi is possible in that scenario.


He’ll shrug and say it’s happening, he’s workin on it. Either it has happened and he’s happy or it hasn’t happened yet. Either way, he wins in his mind.


It’s not hard to get a phone and find wifi. Even Chris can manage that.


It is very hard to do this in America. People much worse than Chris are just wandering the streets as we speak. He’s really not “too far gone;” he’s just deeply into maladaptive daydreaming. As long as the imagination cope isn’t telling him to kill the president or burn down a building, they’re probably not trying to take it from him. If it was, they’d try to take away that part of it with medication.


This is likely. Time served, here’s a tard home and someone to help you get your tugboat set up (maybe), don’t fuck it up for yourself.


It sounds ridiculous to say, “he’s only charged with incest,” but here we are. Not rape, not even elder abuse (as far as we know). He’s not dealing with federal big boy crimes prison. This scenario is likely.


His state really isn’t that bad. Sad, but true.


The state has to find him a place to go.
i agree with this, you're right
 
The state has to find him a place to go.
And there's no requirement for Chris to stay there.
If we've learned anything, he always comes back with even crazier shit. So just imagine what he'll do next?
There's been a huge dynamic shift in how Chris is perceived since this whole mess started. Whereas he'd have good meaning folks helping him, and honest fans wanting commissions and work, he's most likely not going to have that when he gets out. If people do contact him, it's going to be about the latest events, jail, etc... It also means he is going to get a lot more attention from seedier internet people than he had before, especially if they give him attention. I can't imagine him living in the Ruckersville/Charlottesville area without people, who already probably know if his antics from past brushes, now either kicking him out or just calling him a motherfucker, and Chris tarding out in public.
 
There's been a huge dynamic shift in how Chris is perceived since this whole mess started. Whereas he'd have good meaning folks helping him, and honest fans wanting commissions and work, he's most likely not going to have that when he gets out. If people do contact him, it's going to be about the latest events, jail, etc... It also means he is going to get a lot more attention from seedier internet people than he had before, especially if they give him attention. I can't imagine him living in the Ruckersville/Charlottesville area without people, who already probably know if his antics from past brushes, now either kicking him out or just calling him a motherfucker, and Chris tarding out in public.
I don't think he'll lose any white knight/enabler support at all, if anything he'll probably have more. Legit like a week before the mother fucker saga was exposed I had compiled a pretty large pastebin of dox on his biggest twitter white knights. They're all degenerates or actual retards, they still white knight him to this day and aren't phased by the mother fucking at all. In fact one of them took to passing out CWC religious prayers around his neighborhood IN SOUTH AMERICA and asking people to pray for his return home.

However, he will definitely get more malicious weens, and a lot more very spergy weens (see fake check faggot like 2 pages ago). I don't think many people will fuck with his home since for the most part people who go there are fucking retards. Legit, there's like 2/3 selfies from redditors every 2 weeks in front of chris' house. They're all too pussy to even knock on his door. The neighbors are keeping an eye on the house, as well, and have "scared" off a few weens already. As far as the locals, I don't know. I don't think chris would frequent any place filled with the types of people that would be aggressive with him. It's more likely he'll do his usual of walking the mall and fast food locations and probably won't have many people walking up and asking for a selfie.
 
And there's no requirement for Chris to stay there.

There's been a huge dynamic shift in how Chris is perceived since this whole mess started. Whereas he'd have good meaning folks helping him, and honest fans wanting commissions and work, he's most likely not going to have that when he gets out. If people do contact him, it's going to be about the latest events, jail, etc... It also means he is going to get a lot more attention from seedier internet people than he had before, especially if they give him attention. I can't imagine him living in the Ruckersville/Charlottesville area without people, who already probably know if his antics from past brushes, now either kicking him out or just calling him a motherfucker, and Chris tarding out in public.
Chris was pretty much the star village idiot of Green County, after everything that's happened you'd probably find notice boards scattered around the places he frequently visits once he's released to warn people about being near him, especially with senile vulnerable old women.
 
During the dark ages we still had his facebook activity.

But I shall remain hopeful for the second coming of Chris Chan, I wonder what he'll think when he realizes that the merge did not in fact complete itself while he was in jail.
My hope is he blames his Judas figure Null and we get a good old fashioned angry rant video and violent comics.
 
Legit like a week before the mother fucker saga was exposed I had compiled a pretty large pastebin of dox on his biggest twitter white knights. They're all degenerates or actual retards, they still white knight him to this day and aren't phased by the mother fucking at all. In fact one of them took to passing out CWC religious prayers around his neighborhood IN SOUTH AMERICA and asking people to pray for his return home.
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Two random, very unlikely post-jail living situations I was wondering about. Neither of them are 'predictions' in any way but they're just hypotheticals involving interesting legal grey-areas.

1) Are there adult analogues to the shady 'troubled youth' facilities that operate in some states? That's the sort of circumstances I imagine could cause Chris to disappear from public life. Youth facilities get away with 'questionable' methods because some states give tons of leeway if parents agree so it would obviously be quite different, but are there adult facilities that say 'you can leave if you want to' but make it extremely difficult in any practical sense? Basically something like Scientology's sea-org.

It seems loosely plausible but I doubt it solely because I don't see any reason for them to do it. Fringe religious groups may abuse kids in the name of tough love as a sort of recruitment strategy and cults can use dedicated laborers, but I can't see Chris being an attractive recruit for any goal.

2) An extreme ween or weird sadist is the only exception I can imagine but that would be a different scenario. I wondered this a while back but it's worth bringing up again with the lack of content: are there any legal measures in place that would protect someone like Chris from being used as a kind of Circus freak? Say some next-level moron troll decided they would offer Chris lodging and food in exchange for being their trained monkey, would anything prohibit them from doing this? Imagine they say, "you can stay here but you live in the garage and you're on webcam 24/7 and viewers can tip to shout "JULAAY" out of speakers and you have to eat a pickle every day," but nothing stops Chris from leaving and there's no physical assault or psychological torture. They aren't landlord/tenant, employer/employee or a similar legally defined relationship, are there legal provisions covering just this general vibe of abuse?

There's been a huge dynamic shift in how Chris is perceived since this whole mess started. Whereas he'd have good meaning folks helping him, and honest fans wanting commissions and work, he's most likely not going to have that when he gets out. If people do contact him, it's going to be about the latest events, jail, etc... It also means he is going to get a lot more attention from seedier internet people than he had before, especially if they give him attention. I can't imagine him living in the Ruckersville/Charlottesville area without people, who already probably know if his antics from past brushes, now either kicking him out or just calling him a motherfucker, and Chris tarding out in public.
I mostly agree with this, but I think this forum tends to over-estimate Chris's infamy in Ruckersville. Perhaps I'm just exceptionally disconnected from my tneighbors, but can anyone here name the nuisance criminals or creeps in your town? Outside of us who follow the story closely, would you remember a picture of Chris on a news story beyond just a weird looking person?
 
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If chris becomes homeless, there will be weens who allow him to live with them for sure.

Only for research purposes and for the lulz, of course. Maybe the audience will finally understand Chris says and does stupid things due to the high-level trolls impressive efforts.

He could choose to leave.

Monitored wifi is possible in that scenario.

Thinking about multiple occasions Chris tried to roleplay as a troll, imo no WiFi is the only possible option to keep the persona Chris-Chan locked away.
Even if his activity is limited to some My Little Pony board and commenting cat videos on youtube, he will be identified.
Any other fact you pointed out I totally agree with.

The question is how can the state of Virginia legally implement this and will the authorities of the nut house percieve that the key to sucessfully guide Chris into a halfway decent life is to take his whole existance off. the. internet?
 
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It sounds ridiculous to say, “he’s only charged with incest,” but here we are. Not rape, not even elder abuse (as far as we know). He’s not dealing with federal big boy crimes prison. This scenario is likely.
My guess is at this point they are either thinking it was most likely consensual, or think that it will be hard to prove rape based on the evidence they have.

I will be surprised if they decide to tack on additional heavy charges now after almost a year.
 
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