Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

[Duke Nukem]

I'm still obsessed with Chris Chan sorry.

That Gunt fellow seems to make quite a stir. Try him.

It's completely understandable, after all, he is the mascot of the lolcow phenomenon. He's definitely an interesting case from either a comedy or abnormal psychology perspective, definitely from a medical one because of his many poor habits and awful diet, among other things.

It's hard to believe this guy is an actual living person with a real driver's license as he comes off as more of an IRL cartoon character gone wrong on numerous occasions.

I hear hobbies and friends are a good start.

Hobbies are for nerds and losers who don't have girlfriends.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Chris himself said he attended classes at his local hospital for learning how to care for Dementia patients, why would he do this? For fun? To perpetuate the grift?

close. i think he was grifting IHSS, claiming to be her caregiver.
[if virginia has IHSS, IDK.]
but if they do, there would be social workers. and when they see the "care provider" signed his fucking name as "SONICHU" there would be many more social workers and asking he take a class before they start cutting checks is a very IHSS thing to do.

him talking about those classes,

notice how, when he talked about it, he made it all about himself?
god he musta been fucking insufferable for them.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I remember someone referring to Chris saying she was forgetting things. Like he was afraid of her losing memories. Which is something that happens with normal elderly people, not just those with dementia.


We’ll just have to agree to disagree.


No reason? Money, attention, and the satisfaction of pulling one over on others! Three of the Chandler’s favorite things.

(Power level, I have experience with elderly people with Alzheimer’s and elderly people who just get slower as they age)

Chris literally said that his magic milk injections were helping with her memory problems.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Chris literally said that his magic milk injections were helping with her memory problems.

was it fresh or frozen?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris literally said that his magic milk injections were helping with her memory problems.

I return to the forums after a few months and reckon chris is still crazy.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I return to the forums after a few months and reckon chris is still crazy.

And I reply to your assumption after a few minutes in which I am in agreement that Chris is still crazy.

Honestly, what could possibly go better for him at this point?

 

[RodgerDodger]

was it fresh or frozen?

Oh she clearly needed the fresh stuff according to him. /shudder

I return to the forums after a few months and reckon chris is still crazy.

Near as we can tell he's not simply crazy. He's in the Nut Hut for at least a few months. At least to attempt to sane him up enough to meaningfully participate in his trial.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Near as we can tell he's not simply crazy. He's in the Nut Hut for at least a few months. At least to attempt to sane him up enough to meaningfully participate in his trial.

Getting chris to stop playing make believe is like trying to free a fish from water.

And I reply to your assumption after a few minutes in which I am in agreement that Chris is still crazy.

Honestly, what could possibly go better for him at this point?

Honestly? Losing barb and the house. I say that no out of spite, but out of the Nietzschean idea that being comfortable and safe is antithetical to growth.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Honestly? Losing barb and the house. I say that no out of spite, but out of the Nietzschean idea that being comfortable and safe is antithetical to growth.

Chris raped his mother for personal growth

 

[TerrorSperg99]

Can they legally ban a person from using social media in the United States. Because honestly I think that would be the best for Chris at this point. Hopefully all of weens would eventually lose interest in him if he’s not posting cringe shit to Twitter.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Can they legally ban a person from using social media in the United States. Because honestly I think that would be the best for Chris at this point. Hopefully all of weens would eventually lose interest in him if he’s not posting cringe shit to Twitter.

Only the sites can individualy ban Chris from their platforms. There's no legal mandate to ban anyone from social media. So far he's been banned from patreon but he'll still have twitter and YouTube to return too.

 

[GypsyBard]

Chris has been out of contact long enough that I think it warrants speculation as to what he will be like:

Ending 1 - Same Shit, Different Day
Chris manages to resist meaningful change, leaving psychiatric care with his God complex intact. He returns to social media to evangelize Neo-Christianity and continues the fight with the no-good hating trolls, who are as numerous as ever

Ending 2 - Punished "Venom" Chris
Months of confinement doped up on anti-psychotics / sedatives break down Chris. He doesn't talk about the Sonichu Goddess stuff anymore, but he also doesn't really talk about much of anything. His online presence dries up, and with it, christorians and trolls alike move on.

Ending 3 - Downward Spiral (Bad Ending)
Rather than improving or at least mitigating his mental health issues, Chris emerges more delusional than ever. His posts become almost unreadable, even to dedicated followers, and his life is paralyzed by his mental illness. Chris spends the rest of his life in and out of both trouble with the law and psychiatric care, and never fully recovers.

Ending 4 - A Shred of Hope (Good Ending)
Somehow, someway, one of the staff in the psych ward manages to get through to Chris. He realizes how people have used and manipulated him with his delusions, and how he's hurt so many people, especially his mother. The path is long and rough, but Chris actually changes for the better.

Ending 5 - ???
No one ever hears from Chris again. We speculate and investigate all we like, but nothing ever turns up, for years and years. One day, barely noticed by the online world, a death certificate appears.

I've said this once here before and I'll say it again.
Chris is adaptable. That's the one thing you have to give him. He may be fat stupid and lazy but he can adapt to almost any environment.
He also follows whatever the collective tells him.
For instance when he was online the various websites he visited were filled with the left so Chris would parrot whatever they said without actually understanding the context of what they were saying. I fully believe that if Twitter was filled with people from the right instead of people from the left we would have seen videos of Chris praising Trump instead of him mindlessly talking about how he's evil just because the Internet told him so.
In jail Chris adapted pretty well. In the mental hospital he will also adapt and after a while becoming almost model patient. Don't get me wrong we'll have a couple sperg outs at first but eventually he will adapt. The problem arises on the fact that Chris might be put back into society where he will immediately take to the internet again. His collective will change from one of therapy back to crazy troons yelling about politics.
Essentially I think if he does get out he will eventually end up exactly like he was. Chris has a different kind of individuality. Where you and me are individuals with our own complex ideas and often contradictory notions Chris basically just follows whatever the collective he's into tells him blindly. For instance if we surrounded Chris with a bunch of people that believe the Earth is flat you would start talking about how the Earth was flat. Then if we surrounded him with people that talk about how the Earth is actually round he would start talking about how the Earth is actually round.

 

[The Joker]

Yup. Those two dumbasses promptly took turns hitting a man with their car and spend the money Bob left them on a lawyer who got them the same deal a court appointed attorney would have. Then Chris set the house on fire. Bob was definitely pkeeping things from falling apart

Bob was not the best, by far, but Chris lost the wrong parent. The old lumberjack was a paranoid homophobe that was way behind in logic, but at least he had common sense. It's almost like he kept Barb contained with her hoard and the moment he left, she just let thirty years of concealed white trash behavior go free.

 

[Thumb Butler]

was it fresh or frozen?

Fresh for the "special merging operations" , otherwise from the freezer.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Christory" right now be like:

Gee, it sure is boring around here... - YouTube

 

[anti SJW]

Can they legally ban a person from using social media in the United States. Because honestly I think that would be the best for Chris at this point. Hopefully all of weens would eventually lose interest in him if he’s not posting cringe shit to Twitter.

Hasn't there been cases of people being banned from the internet. Not just certain sites? Could that happen with Chris?

 

[Male Idiot]

It's that hick minded codependency crap. "Kin come first" kind of stuff. Barb knows she's got Chris trained to be somewhat capable in taking care of things, even allowing her to berate him, and yeah, the rapes are one kinda thing she has to put up with, but it's a small price to pay for having literally no one that will take care of her.

That's why I firmly believe she pulled out in front of that truck to off herself. With her pet tard gone that shit $1300 a month, to being that woman who's simpleton mong son fucked, might have been the last straw for her. Chris not following through on commanding his followers to give Barb money was something he mentioned he was pissed about, so he probably got yelled at by Barb about money at some point.

I honestly think she has been in contact with Chris, over the phone I think Chris called her and she maybe wrote a letter to him nothing substantial but a letter saying Chris you done fucked up and its now effecting me and the Dogs etc trying to manipulate him is exactly what she would write.



I think she has passing moments of lucidity, Barb strikes me very much as someone who thinks appearances matter more than they really do so as long as she thinks she looks normal to others that's all that matters even though her life is a chaotic mess, she's down her helper monkey, he's already an embarrassment who's now known not just locally but internationally as the person who molested her, the end of her life has been a shit show and she has nothing to show for it - that's going to hit anyone hard so I can see her wanting to kill herself but I can't see her making the attempt she's to up her own arse to go through with it but will threaten it as a way of manipulating others.

I personally think she was just a dodder old biddy who shouldn't have been behind the wheel in the first place had a moment and crashed her car.



I think that's what they are trying to do, Chris is the poster child of mismanagement by Family, Education, Legal and Medical proffessions so they are trying to finally find a way of dealing with him in the long term as a hopeless case.

Bob really was the Anchor to reality for Barb and Chris wasnt he, all the really really batshit stuff happened post Bob he must have has some moderating action on their behaviour.

Barb can have a slight case of dementia and still be up to her old tricks.

Chris was her helper monkey, and she really liked having him around. He also had tardbux.

She could also try to act up a true issue. I wouldn't put it past her to still try and milk the tard for cash, if not navy.

Bob was not the best parent but he was ok for his generation. He may not have liked fags and nigs, but most people outside the west don't.

 

[Ophelia]

Can they legally ban a person from using social media in the United States.

That might be a good question for the FAQ.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Barb can have a slight case of dementia and still be up to her old tricks.

Chris was her helper monkey, and she really liked having him around. He also had tardbux.

She could also try to act up a true issue. I wouldn't put it past her to still try and milk the tard for cash, if not navy.

Bob was not the best parent but he was ok for his generation. He may not have liked fags and nigs, but most people outside the west don't.

It's something to ponder on from time to time, she did put Chris up to a lot of begging during the financhu crisis as that was mostly a Barb centric issue with the mortgage, it's possible she made herself seem more anxious and desperate about it during those videos that Chris uploaded for as many people to see as possible, I think she was well aware that Chris had a lot of people who followed his antics online and that they could "help" in someway by giving Chris money by buying their shit off of ebay, some of the trolls were stupid so Chris was able to fish a few bucks out of them plus Chris had more white knights back then when it all went down.

However it's hard to confirm this because it's mostly speculation, deducing just how much a grip of reality she had just based off video appearances we've seen can end up in a discussion going back and forth, but you can probably draw upon snippets of Barb here and there to have a clearer picture of what she was going through at that moment in time, let's just say she was not exactly thinking straight, much like Chris.

 

[185405]

Bob was not the best, by far, but Chris lost the wrong parent. The old lumberjack was a paranoid homophobe that was way behind in logic, but at least he had common sense. It's almost like he kept Barb contained with her hoard and the moment he left, she just let thirty years of concealed white trash behavior go free.

Bob was worse than people like to admit simply because he is dead.

He always bought into Chris delusions and blamed Michael, Megan and "that other gay kid" as the people who singlehandedly ruined Chris life and were behind all the trolling.

Listen to many troll phone calls and you will see Bob would rather blame trolls and other people than hold Chris accountable, he always did since Chris was a child.

Not saying that Snorlax is better, but there's a reason why Chris turned the way be did and it was Borb+ Bob upbringing. Also Bob always encouraged Chris to remain unemployed.