Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge

[Cupronickel]

He might find a boyfriend-free girl in the after life too

Yes, Chris is prime Heaven material.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.
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Someone wrote up a transcript for the CWCki... do you know which of the people speaking is Caden?

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Taser_Discussion#Transcript

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

Chris: In serious and in joke, I would.

He's got such a way with words

 

[Hogar Grupal]

His many layers of blubber would probably keep the shock from reaching the heart.



(What does that have to do with anything? Did I miss something?)

I was referring to Chris' health and the most likely outcome of Chris tasering himself would lead to cardiac arrest.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Someone wrote up a transcript for the CWCki... do you know which of the people speaking is Caden?

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Taser_Discussion#Transcript

Praetorian 1? After all, the description did say Caden and Chris were talking and Praetorian 1 is the only one of the trio directly talking to Chris.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He should get his taint repierced, then taze the ring while dancing to Cardi B's WAP.

If Chris was able to mass debated to Smash Mouth's All Star, Chris would be able to replicate it.

 

[naught sock account 1]

https://pastebin.com/0epmfBYa

 

[Larry Vaughn]

https://pastebin.com/0epmfBYa

Still hard to believe that this guy legit thought that I was the representative of a group of rich folks that would buy shitty medallions so we could roleplay with Chris in a private Discord server.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Caden Peck should neck himself, if you are reading this. DO it faggot.

 

[naught sock account 1]

Still hard to believe that this guy legit thought that I was the representative of a group of rich folks that would buy shitty medallions so we could roleplay with Chris in a private Discord server.

you said on twitter you have dirt on praetor, wanna share?

 

[Larry Vaughn]

you said on twitter you have dirt on praetor, wanna share?

Not to the extent of doxxing them, no. But I can share what someone close to Praetor told me about them after I got on their radar.

So my initial contact with them was when Christine sent me Caden's phone number and asked me to call him. I initially thought that he was going to tell me to fuck off, but he at the time at least entertained the idea of bringing 'us' (LAnon) on board. He pitched the idea of 'golden sonichu medallions' to me, which were basically regular Sonichu medallions with a code or something on them that would grant people access to a discord group to talk with Chris directly. He said that Christine "was a very busy woman with everything going on, and that Praetor basically served to screen out trolls from legitimate business dealings so she could have time to focus on her tasks." I said that I would entertain their offer, and I would just need to take a headcount of who would be interested in one.

Now I particularly wanted Chris to follow and interact with the furry fandom and other folks as a whole because I wanted to see if they could have legitimate business dealings with people. The results of that are pretty obvious when he sent those messages out in bulk when they were only supposed to go to a couple of other lolcows.

At this point, I would have thought that Chris was on to me, if not for some really random message from someone else wondering what the hell was going on (quite a few people have approached me wondering how the hell I got Chris to do what I did). I explained who I was to them (a troll), and they said that they knew that, because the Praetor groups they were in were going apeshit over what I did, and they wanted to see for themselves. I asked them about Praetor, and they told me quite a few things about them and Chris, which I will simply list off:

-Praetor was the brainchild of Caden, and was initially just like the Teen Troon Squad before they had the idea to make a cult around Christine, and eventually even this devolved into them basically becoming a slightly less shitty version of the idea guys 2.0

-They work in a nasty basement painting Sonichu medallions to sell. Now people seem to think that they just give Chris the money. They don't, they basically hold it from him unless he does what they want

-The amount of money they make is apparently enough that Christine could have hired a private investigator to come after me, and this person contacted me after Chris threatened to call the cops on me

-My 'big plan' (Sending Chris to Florida) was apparently liked by Caden, to the point that he would pay for a ticket for Chris

-Chris claimed that Null was on Praetor's side, and was working with them to hunt me down (whether this is real or a delusion of Chris' is yet to be determined)

In Regards to Chris, there are some pretty shocking and disturbing revelations about him this person told me:

-The Sonichu roleplay is basically a thing 24/7, and includes characters such as Pickle Rick, Morty, and Yogi Bear

-Chris is getting nervous why the merge isn't happening, which is likely a motivation for why he was open to tazing himself

-Chris is still going after his high school galpals to the point that people close to him have had to contact them to change their Facebook profiles

-Despite his obsession with them, he has yet to attend a high school reunion because it's full of trolls

-He thinks that everyone is a troll to some degree

-Oh, and when he thinks he's talking to them, he drops the charade that he's Sonichu

-He developed an obsession with symbols and math, thinking that it will help to bring about the merge

 

[naught sock account 1]

Not to the extent of doxxing them, no. But I can share what someone close to Praetor told me about them after I got on their radar.

So my initial contact with them was when Christine sent me Caden's phone number and asked me to call him. I initially thought that he was going to tell me to fuck off, but he at the time at least entertained the idea of bringing 'us' (LAnon) on board. He pitched the idea of 'golden sonichu medallions' to me, which were basically regular Sonichu medallions with a code or something on them that would grant people access to a discord group to talk with Chris directly. He said that Christine "was a very busy woman with everything going on, and that Praetor basically served to screen out trolls from legitimate business dealings so she could have time to focus on her tasks." I said that I would entertain their offer, and I would just need to take a headcount of who would be interested in one.

Now I particularly wanted Chris to follow and interact with the furry fandom and other folks as a whole because I wanted to see if they could have legitimate business dealings with people. The results of that are pretty obvious when he sent those messages out in bulk when they were only supposed to go to a couple of other lolcows.

At this point, I would have thought that Chris was on to me, if not for some really random message from someone else wondering what the hell was going on (quite a few people have approached me wondering how the hell I got Chris to do what I did). I explained who I was to them (a troll), and they said that they knew that, because the Praetor groups they were in were going apeshit over what I did, and they wanted to see for themselves. I asked them about Praetor, and they told me quite a few things about them and Chris, which I will simply list off:

-Praetor was the brainchild of Caden, and was initially just like the Teen Troon Squad before they had the idea to make a cult around Christine, and eventually even this devolved into them basically becoming a slightly less shitty version of the idea guys 2.0

-They work in a nasty basement painting Sonichu medallions to sell. Now people seem to think that they just give Chris the money. They don't, they basically hold it from him unless he does what they want

-The amount of money they make is apparently enough that Christine could have hired a private investigator to come after me, and this person contacted me after Chris threatened to call the cops on me

-My 'big plan' (Sending Chris to Florida) was apparently liked by Caden, to the point that he would pay for a ticket for Chris

-Chris claimed that Null was on Praetor's side, and was working with them to hunt me down (whether this is real or a delusion of Chris' is yet to be determined)

In Regards to Chris, there are some pretty shocking and disturbing revelations about him this person told me:

-The Sonichu roleplay is basically a thing 24/7, and includes characters such as Pickle Rick, Morty, and Yogi Bear

-Chris is getting nervous why the merge isn't happening, which is likely a motivation for why he was open to tazing himself

-Chris is still going after his high school galpals to the point that people close to him have had to contact them to change their Facebook profiles

-Despite his obsession with them, he has yet to attend a high school reunion because it's full of trolls

-He thinks that everyone is a troll to some degree

-Oh, and when he thinks he's talking to them, he drops the charade that he's Sonichu

-He developed an obsession with symbols and math, thinking that it will help to bring about the merge

why florida?

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

In Regards to Chris, there are some pretty shocking and disturbing revelations about him this person told me:

-The Sonichu roleplay is basically a thing 24/7, and includes characters such as Pickle Rick, Morty, and Yogi Bear

-Chris is getting nervous why the merge isn't happening, which is likely a motivation for why he was open to tazing himself

-Chris is still going after his high school galpals to the point that people close to him have had to contact them to change their Facebook profiles

-Despite his obsession with them, he has yet to attend a high school reunion because it's full of trolls

-He thinks that everyone is a troll to some degree

-Oh, and when he thinks he's talking to them, he drops the charade that he's Sonichu

-He developed an obsession with symbols and math, thinking that it will help to bring about the merge

wow that is sad to read. I hope he doesn't ever turn to suicide, he has a lot to live for if he can battle his demons (or trolls). Like sonichu might be pure crap, but if he can harness the brand he has, successfully. And somehow milk it. Would be a win for him.

Someone more mentally inclined would know how to ride this out, Chris is like a trapped pig with knifes to all sides, and he is oinking and being a tard. He needs to drop the merge crap, tell Barb to fuck off, move out, get a job and play along with the trolls, the more he fights us, the dumber he gets.

BUT this is hitting levels of psychosis.

 

[Larry Vaughn]

why florida?

California isn't open yet, so the other disney park is in Florida. I didn't intend for the plan to be taken seriously.

 

[Meat Pickle]

@Larry Vaughn, mind sharing some never-before-seen DMs between you, Chris, and possibly others (if you have any)?

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Not to the extent of doxxing them, no. But I can share what someone close to Praetor told me about them after I got on their radar.

So my initial contact with them was when Christine sent me Caden's phone number and asked me to call him. I initially thought that he was going to tell me to fuck off, but he at the time at least entertained the idea of bringing 'us' (LAnon) on board. He pitched the idea of 'golden sonichu medallions' to me, which were basically regular Sonichu medallions with a code or something on them that would grant people access to a discord group to talk with Chris directly. He said that Christine "was a very busy woman with everything going on, and that Praetor basically served to screen out trolls from legitimate business dealings so she could have time to focus on her tasks." I said that I would entertain their offer, and I would just need to take a headcount of who would be interested in one.

Now I particularly wanted Chris to follow and interact with the furry fandom and other folks as a whole because I wanted to see if they could have legitimate business dealings with people. The results of that are pretty obvious when he sent those messages out in bulk when they were only supposed to go to a couple of other lolcows.

At this point, I would have thought that Chris was on to me, if not for some really random message from someone else wondering what the hell was going on (quite a few people have approached me wondering how the hell I got Chris to do what I did). I explained who I was to them (a troll), and they said that they knew that, because the Praetor groups they were in were going apeshit over what I did, and they wanted to see for themselves. I asked them about Praetor, and they told me quite a few things about them and Chris, which I will simply list off:

-Praetor was the brainchild of Caden, and was initially just like the Teen Troon Squad before they had the idea to make a cult around Christine, and eventually even this devolved into them basically becoming a slightly less shitty version of the idea guys 2.0

-They work in a nasty basement painting Sonichu medallions to sell. Now people seem to think that they just give Chris the money. They don't, they basically hold it from him unless he does what they want

-The amount of money they make is apparently enough that Christine could have hired a private investigator to come after me, and this person contacted me after Chris threatened to call the cops on me

-My 'big plan' (Sending Chris to Florida) was apparently liked by Caden, to the point that he would pay for a ticket for Chris

-Chris claimed that Null was on Praetor's side, and was working with them to hunt me down (whether this is real or a delusion of Chris' is yet to be determined)

In Regards to Chris, there are some pretty shocking and disturbing revelations about him this person told me:

-The Sonichu roleplay is basically a thing 24/7, and includes characters such as Pickle Rick, Morty, and Yogi Bear

-Chris is getting nervous why the merge isn't happening, which is likely a motivation for why he was open to tazing himself

-Chris is still going after his high school galpals to the point that people close to him have had to contact them to change their Facebook profiles

-Despite his obsession with them, he has yet to attend a high school reunion because it's full of trolls

-He thinks that everyone is a troll to some degree

-Oh, and when he thinks he's talking to them, he drops the charade that he's Sonichu

-He developed an obsession with symbols and math, thinking that it will help to bring about the merge

You you have their phone number? Would you like to share?

 

[Larry Vaughn]

@Larry Vaughn, mind sharing some never-before-seen DMs between you, Chris, and possibly others (if you have any)?

Oh yeah. I have all of the ones between Chris and I from his new number.

 

[Larry Vaughn]

You you have their phone number? Would you like to share?

I'm not sure if I could, but Caden's number is +1-434-414-5801

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Like @Pickle Inspector I too want to collect my “a wéen is gonna murder him by way of electrocution” guess points.

Maybe only Sonichu will leave in the merge leaving Chris behind?

For the love of God I hope no new idea guys are behind this.
“Christine, you need to zap to the extreme to enter the merge! get a fork from the kitchen and find a power outlet....”

 

[Hogar Grupal]

-Chris is still going after his high school galpals to the point that people close to him have had to contact them to change their Facebook profiles

-Despite his obsession with them, he has yet to attend a high school reunion because it's full of trolls

-He thinks that everyone is a troll to some degree

CWC is an autistic Howard Hughes. I legit thought he had forgotten about the galpals. I guess Chris longing for his HS days are still as strong as ever.